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i love burning the money that aint mine 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Must be with the government
You're a virgin 52 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Can you say "cultural appropriation"? I think you can.
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My calcium enriched beverage attracts the gentlemen to my manor 22 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Bagged milk should have a nipple on it. ;)
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just having a geez 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
How can you not love them?
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Took me a while 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
sounds like you bought a defective microwave.
Either that or the manufacturer is using common core math.
Amy schumer 20 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I bet you tie your shoes in little knotzis
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One mans' trash, they always say 14 comments
guest · 5 years ago
they still burn people alive for being witches and sorcerers, check out ISIS sometime.
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I'll wait 16 comments
guest · 5 years ago
beer & pretzels
I'll wait 16 comments
guest · 5 years ago
pretzels and beer
Makes sense or not? 33 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Nobody who doesn't pay taxes should be allowed to vote, because they're not paying for anything!
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This is perfect 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
the problem is finding anyone who read your crappy book in the first place. Heh heh heh
Weeeeeew 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The other option would have resulted in world war 3, hence the world finale
This response is so accurate it hurts 24 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Always remember, "Those who can, do. And those who can't, teach."
A lot of teachers (not all, there are some great teachers out there) are just goofballs who don't want to work and still want summers and EVERY conceivable holiday off.
Where beggars can't be choosers should take place 16 comments
guest · 5 years ago
You need to stop calling them "homeless" and start calling them what they are....Bums!
Finish your meds! 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It's actually been proven that by stopping antibiotics once you feel better makes your immune system stronger, the meds act as a boost for your own system to take over. Look it up.
Didn't know that could happen 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Next time try an F-150
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Not having kids 36 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Kids, they're not that great....neither are pathetic lonely people
Marilyn Monroe and Queen Elizabeth (both 30 at the time), 1956 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
And that guy just staring down the queen's boobs.
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Testing an alligator snapping turtle 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
the one on the left is an alligator snapping turtle, the on he's messing with is a common snapping turtle, smaller but faster and nastier
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