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Sometimes love is very complicated 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
You can never truly appreciate water until you're dying of dehydration.
It doesn't taste like anything, but your muscles and bones cry out in agony for something they need, and no medicine will relieve the pain, only water. Forget to drink it one day, and you get dizzy, angry, unstable for no reason until you realize you haven't had any water.
It tastes like wherever it comes from. Tap water is boring; it's what everyone has easy, ready access to, and even as it quenches your thirst, you keep going back to it because it will never be enough.
Climb a mountain.
Just find the nearest mountain and climb it.
Run, walk, crawl, drag your way to the top, and as your feet ache and your legs give out, sit down next to the spring in the meadow hidden right behind the mountain's peak. Cup your hands and bring fresh natural water to your lips. It tastes like the entire mountain is in your hands, melting on your tongue, and filling you with life.
Water is life.
Love is life.
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This apple aint got time for your science experiments 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
My people need me.
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Costa Rican army forces 17 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Funny you should think that. Costa Rica has a GDP 2x higher than the global average, 50% more women in govt. than the US, exports 2x higher than global avg, a lower median age, a higher life expectancy, a lower death rate, 97% adult literacy, lower obesity rates, an AIDS death rate 97% lower than the US, and 92% of their electricity comes from natural, renewable resources.
Learn to use Google, you n00b.
d'aawwww 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Wokka Wokka.
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Honey what are we having for dinner 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Translate from Finnish?
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Never Been a Better Time To Earn Your Degree 14 comments
guest · 5 years ago
This will never happen to you if you don't take out any student loans, but rather earn the money before going to college.
Hmm? 36 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Yeah. I don't really know why people like Trump.
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Futuristic dice 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Natural Twenty?
Being a Gentleman is a matter of choice 38 comments
guest · 6 years ago
You do realize this is a list of ways to be a decent human being.
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Debilitating anxiety 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
"Phone call to who?"
"Literally anyone in the world."
Got it.
*can't"
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pick up lines anyone? 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I once broke up with a girl by telling her that the tighter her grasp, the more star systems would slip through her fingers.
Adult parent jokes 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Your entire family is just dads.
Crikey 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
*reads Steve Erkel instead of Steve Irwin*
*post is twice as funny as it was supposed to be*
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Kingdom of snow And for those who only like fun posts please do not bother commenting 20 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Oh… I only like fun posts...
Reality check for Americans 37 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Ben Carson for President.
This is how Mexicans see Donald Trump 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Nope, nope, nope. Land of ten thousand nopes.
Is that a threat? 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Thug life.
The most important places in each American state 46 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Apparently, none of inhabited Utah is interesting.
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Protip: Don't breastfeed after a spraytan 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Protip: Don't get a spray tan.
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Wear art in the way you want 23 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Good luck in your next job interview.
Kanye West meets Caitlyn Jenner 17 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Kanye West meets anyone.
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Don't tell tumblr pls 34 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Always waaaatching….
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Something is not right here 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
All his friends are endtables.
Sharks are so being misunderstood 35 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Cows kill more people than school shootings do...
Can You Really Love Two People At Once Though 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Ah the internet. Encouraging people to cheat on their spouses since 1993.
The Internet lately 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
too soon…
The Azure Blue Indoor Pool at Hearst Castle 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Water Temple...
Don't be a d*ck, but know your rights 41 comments
guest · 6 years ago
You'll never talk your way out of a ticket this way.
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I'm an Indian. And this really troubles me 15 comments
guest · 6 years ago
We'll elect cows to the Senate; they can give rights to the people.
What's that?
Women and homosexuals want to give rights?
Well, first cows, then women and homosexuals.
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