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They're not kissing. They're encouraging "mom" to vomit so they can eat it.

This joke is rapidly losing its relevancy. Doctors just send your prescription to your pharmacy these days. Everything is digital these days.

They originally were just little spheres. They changed them to fruit shapes sometime in the '90s.

It's actually just a one year exemption (for now) to test for potential problems with a full beard and turban in combat situations. If a gas mask won't seal, or his turban prevents him using equipment, or the turban comes off and his long hair gets in the way, the guy becomes a liability. There are practical reasons for not allowing these things.

People don't want to hear or realize this. They're invested too much of themselves into this ridiculous political party nonsense thinking it's some form of intellectual endeavor. It's as intellectual as kids on a playground, though.

If Einstein ever took an IQ test, he never made the results public. The 160 number is just a wild ass guess by people that think they're smart.

That's not a home. It's an expensive, overly complicated fort.

Your teachers warned you you wouldn't always have a calculator handy.

If you have any semblance of control over your dog it will work. So, for 98% of dog owners, it will do nothing.

You dog people are complete idiots. You claim to like dogs more than people, yet you constantly post pictures and videos of dead dogs, starving dogs, abused dogs, sad dogs. Do you like dogs or do you like seeing dogs suffer? Really, which is it?

Stupid. That's the word you looking for.

His mom can't be doing too well either with that big ass head of his.

This is why nothing gets done. Everyone has grand ideas, but no specifics on how to implement them, so they blame the opposing party. Rather, rinse, repeat. If politicians held loyalty to the people as highly as the loyalty to their party, not only would problems be solved, but the country wouldn't be as divided. I think some heads on spikes would sort things out in short order.

It's pronounced JIF. It's always been pronounced JIF. No one that works with computers or graphics has pronounced it any other way. Those stupid fucking Wal-Mart commercials are the only reason this is even being discussed or debated. Before those commercials if anyone pronounced it anyway other than JIF they would be corrected.

A professional with sound would know one EQ setting doesn't work for everyone.

Evidence. Evidence of evolution.

Doesn't work. They'll think you're funny but are still more interested in the biggest douche they can find.

Or you could just buy it. That works, too.

I think people are referring to today's popular music, not all music. Some of the most popular artists are really horrible. I mean tone deaf horrible.

People who are depressed aren't focused on their depression. Most aren't even away they're depressed. Sad, stupid teenagers are the ones complaining about depression.

What if you live in Flagstaff, Payson, Prescott? Arizona isn't just one big desert. There are mountains.

Brilliant. No possible way this could back fire on you. Hope you have a good lawyer.

I'm too busy resenting their existence to care about them or their pointless lives.

When someone worth voting for runs, I'll vote. Spare me the "you didn't vote, you can't complain" bullshit.

Hedgehogs are so naive.