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Kisses for Mom 3 comments
guest · 8 years ago
They're not kissing. They're encouraging "mom" to vomit so they can eat it.
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The handwriting of doctors 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
This joke is rapidly losing its relevancy. Doctors just send your prescription to your pharmacy these days. Everything is digital these days.
Haven't eaten Trix in a long while , i didn't know they changed them to circles :( 10 comments
guest · 8 years ago
They originally were just little spheres. They changed them to fruit shapes sometime in the '90s.
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US Army now allows religious exceptions for Sikhs 20 comments
guest · 8 years ago
It's actually just a one year exemption (for now) to test for potential problems with a full beard and turban in combat situations. If a gas mask won't seal, or his turban prevents him using equipment, or the turban comes off and his long hair gets in the way, the guy becomes a liability. There are practical reasons for not allowing these things.
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Some people need to start understanding this 21 comments
guest · 8 years ago
People don't want to hear or realize this. They're invested too much of themselves into this ridiculous political party nonsense thinking it's some form of intellectual endeavor. It's as intellectual as kids on a playground, though.
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This entire show 10 comments
guest · 8 years ago
If Einstein ever took an IQ test, he never made the results public. The 160 number is just a wild ass guess by people that think they're smart.
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This Guy Built A Home Out Of A Wooden Box Because Housing Is Too Expensive 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
That's not a home. It's an expensive, overly complicated fort.
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Look at all the homework I didn't do 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Your teachers warned you you wouldn't always have a calculator handy.
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I Never Get My Dog's Logic 3 comments
guest · 8 years ago
If you have any semblance of control over your dog it will work. So, for 98% of dog owners, it will do nothing.
Pals for life 23 comments
guest · 8 years ago
You dog people are complete idiots. You claim to like dogs more than people, yet you constantly post pictures and videos of dead dogs, starving dogs, abused dogs, sad dogs. Do you like dogs or do you like seeing dogs suffer? Really, which is it?
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My attempt of withholding a wave of feels has failed 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Stupid. That's the word you looking for.
Never be cruel to strangers. You don't know what they go through. 9 comments
guest · 8 years ago
His mom can't be doing too well either with that big ass head of his.
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Extreme Conservatives be like. 24 comments
guest · 8 years ago
This is why nothing gets done. Everyone has grand ideas, but no specifics on how to implement them, so they blame the opposing party. Rather, rinse, repeat. If politicians held loyalty to the people as highly as the loyalty to their party, not only would problems be solved, but the country wouldn't be as divided. I think some heads on spikes would sort things out in short order.
Gifs or Jifs? 19 comments
guest · 8 years ago
It's pronounced JIF. It's always been pronounced JIF. No one that works with computers or graphics has pronounced it any other way. Those stupid fucking Wal-Mart commercials are the only reason this is even being discussed or debated. Before those commercials if anyone pronounced it anyway other than JIF they would be corrected.
Love your music 13 comments
guest · 8 years ago
A professional with sound would know one EQ setting doesn't work for everyone.
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Jay and Silent Bob get it 14 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Exfoliation removes dead skin cells - the exact opposite of a fertilized egg. I was going to insult your intelligence, but it just seems cruel and pointless.
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Proof of evolution that you can find on your body 11 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Evidence. Evidence of evolution.
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I think this is pretty solid advice 17 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Doesn't work. They'll think you're funny but are still more interested in the biggest douche they can find.
If You Want Something You've Never Had 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Or you could just buy it. That works, too.
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I'm fed up of people saying all modern music sucks! 19 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I think people are referring to today's popular music, not all music. Some of the most popular artists are really horrible. I mean tone deaf horrible.
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The air would be considerably more useful in my lungs 4 comments
guest · 8 years ago
People who are depressed aren't focused on their depression. Most aren't even away they're depressed. Sad, stupid teenagers are the ones complaining about depression.
As spring/summer approaches 16 comments
guest · 8 years ago
What if you live in Flagstaff, Payson, Prescott? Arizona isn't just one big desert. There are mountains.
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Happens on every flight 12 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Magic remedy? Babysitter. Leave your kid at home with a babysitter.
Mexican restaurant puts up Anti-Trump sign 38 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Brilliant. No possible way this could back fire on you. Hope you have a good lawyer.
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i love and hate thinking about this all the time 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I'm too busy resenting their existence to care about them or their pointless lives.
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If you can vote, you should 14 comments
guest · 8 years ago
When someone worth voting for runs, I'll vote. Spare me the "you didn't vote, you can't complain" bullshit.
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This hedgehog is here to cheer you on! 36 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Hedgehogs are so naive.