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So he's part of the Paulice.

I'm Mister Bulldog

And sadly, goodbye Biden memes.

I'm pretty sure this is from a horror movie.

It was the best headline until Harambe

Oh my god, it's Ghost in a Jar! He's alive!

Don't be insensitive, Glenn.

Well they are played by the same actor.

I have to ask, had anyone ever run in there screaming "I'LL SAVE YOU NEMO"

This is Bugs Bunny's doing.

Meanwhile I'm winded when I get to the bottom of the stairs.

Can we take a moment and appreciate how great this show is.

You should put a string in it.

I see no problem with this.

If you think about it, pollen is used for reproductive purposes so technically allergies are an STD.

*takes bite of nugget*
*cold center*

*Halfway through battle*
Captain: Why are you just standing there? The fights still going.
Tony: I have a little bit of a dillema right now.
Captain: What could it possibly be?
Tony: Windows is forcing an update right now ok. It might take a while.
Captain: That's why Mac is better.
CIVIL WAR

She must have had a thing for people with no arms.

I'm more of a Lucifer's Salt person.

That cat is legitimately making me upset. Those eyes...

It's obviously trying to strangle the their finger.

"Stupid infidels"

This could be the best prank in history. Imagine having a ton of those and then dropping a bag of them by a friend. The pure terror that would be on their faces would be priceless.

How many people tried this after seeing this post?

This is exactly what I would do, except if the top half were just as poorly drawn as the bottom half because I can't draw.

NOOT NOOT!

Did anybody else get really excited when they found out Jim Gaffigan became the new Colonel Sanders?

We need those 13 words to be the next slang words that people use all the time. Who need swag when you have .

That just happened not too long ago with the government shutting down for a while.

Don't forget that Friday afternoon adds another 2 minutes.

As it said above, be patient.

I don't care how dirty that dog is, you take it out of there.

This man will take ogre this country.

All these pictures of ice cream make me think of a college students expectation for what they do on a project and than the reality.

Leo

How do we teach people about the consequences of drinking and driving? Scare the crap out of them.

Don't mind me, just reading my Nowhere News.

Is no one else impressed that they some how injected it into their vain with that same hand? I mean it takes some nurses 3 times to do it right. That takes skill, especially for someone stupid enough to do this.

At first I thought it was a horse and an acorn.

Must be leg day

Crap, I owe them a lot of money.