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I had four of these in my childhood and I'm not a 90s kid

French:
Oú von les chats quand ils meurent?
Le purCHAToir

Still has less emotion than a brick

Lin Manuel Miranda

But what if it was a girl? And later on she was like "Wait, you wanted me to be a boy?"

Heathen

Yes

Who decided to make this?

Making sure not actual comment

My friend's crush is named Poe, his crush is named Sun Chips, and there's a group of kids we call the Spongebobs

It says book. I am currently in my third year at Killjoy Academy, FYI

With adjusted inflation Gone With the Wind beats it out-4 billion dollars in today's money.

He sounds like a Pokemon game. Teacher used bad grade! Oh no, Calvin's self-esteem has fallen!

*co-Dali-ugh*

Taylor swift doesn't have a kid!

WHY CANT I SEE A HERMIONE PUBCHING DRACO PART

*cough*period*cough*

I'm having cramps as I write. So true

Where do you think the US got it from?

Cuz I'm not lesbian

Minecraft diamond sword. Swords are most effective for slaying zombies. I'm cool.

For additional information, refer to George Orwell's Animal Farm.

WHERE IS PLUTO I CAN'T FIND IT HELP

*magician

No, that's not a dolphin. Dolphins are silver. Maybe a cat?

You don't know my life

This is more depressing than some of the Fred ones

Girls: OMG I LOVE YOU GUYS YOU ARE AWESOME
Guys: I like you. Not in that way... *awkward silence ensues*

I pissed on a monkey because I did crack

The mirror maze is really hidden and hard to find but it's right next to the coal mine and everyone knows where that is. My friends and I were playing tag and this one guy just ran into the mirror and later he said he stubbed his toe and I was like "No, you stubbed your face."

He has one because he's an amazing actor. Oscars 2016 yay!

It's all in the girl code

That is the opposite of my problem

So true