omg act natural, salsa is coming

I called someone pineapple... this phase happened in high school. My friends are just as weird as I am.

This girl in my class had those names for everyone that she had a crush on and dated, even though they were older than her and or in different states (but we're not gonna talk about that). Like football and blue.
Meanwhile. I called my crush by his name cause he already knew so i didn't really care

My papa calls all of my crushes or guys I date "gentleman callers". Makes me feel classy as fuck

I was always too embarrassed to admit I liked certain guys so I'd just stare at them wishing they'd notice me and I'd never tell my friends because they would tease me or tell the guy.

Gummyworm.

I never had a crush, but my friends named theirs accordingly:
"E"
"O"
"A"
Basically, taking a letter from their names.

Custard pie face.

In seventh grade I named my crush soccer

I still do that now and I'm almost in uni. Makes everything so much easier

my sister and i do this when talking about any one whose name we dont know , it sounds pretty weird if you dont know who it is

The nickname for me was tangerine. Dunno why. Didn't care to ask.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "PHASE IN MIDDLE SCHOOL"? I STILL DO IT NOW

I bet it's Gerard Way.

OMG, I HAD NICKNAMES FOR ALL MY CRUSHES IN MIDDLE SCHOOL! There was Pretzel, Poptart, Nutella, & Carrot.

My mom got mad at my sis for saying "butt" all the time so she made up code word "lemon"

We have nicknames for a few guys with my few friends. One crush was 'bull'

Turtleneck

Mine was Jbae
Her name started with a j so jbae

3 of my friends and i made up code named for our crushes in 8th grade: Guy, Swag, Popsicle, and mine was Olive

I called him meatloaf because I had a dream he left me a note in a chunk of meatloaf...?

we would use names like Russel, or Billy

Still doing it, and I'm 21yo. I called my current crush "key"

one time my best friend and I were just hangin out the campus when saw a hot guy sitting across us, i made a mistake and told my friend this. My dork Best friend then exclaimed with a voice so loud you'd think i was all the way across the country and said " what?!! you thing that guy wearing a navy blue shirt is hot and you want to bone him? gawd get a hold of your self. he's right there" then walked away leaving me w/ my mouth hanging open and the guy looking my way.

I called one bathtub because my friend once imagined him shaving his legs in a bathtub. We still call him bathtub, but not because I like him just because we're used to it.

Okay but we called my friend's crush either bleu (I shit u not it was a high school musical reference) or poodle

I still do that, mine is Harry Potter and my friends is purple because he always wears a purple tie (he goes to church with us)

Mine right now is Kandy but just because of a nickname

I'm not even kidding it was water bottle. That was his nickname. Water bottle

My friend's crush is named Poe, his crush is named Sun Chips, and there's a group of kids we call the Spongebobs

you told your friends about your crushes?!?!