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Popsicle fish 6 comments
novelus · 2 weeks ago
I read this to the tune of Boulevard of Broken Dreams...
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Telling toddlers they won't dump their dinner on the floor 6 comments
novelus · 9 weeks ago
Watch enough videos, and you'll see those do not work 100% of the time.
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The reading position cycle 2 comments
novelus · 10 weeks ago
I agree.
Strong focus on what I want 4 comments
novelus · 10 weeks ago
@famousone
Yes, how dare the student listen to what the teacher says!!!
Listen. I was that kid, and I only did it once because the teacher marked me down for not following directions.
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Madlad 11 comments
novelus · 11 weeks ago
Perfect example. You can't keep your mouth shut. Must be a waiter.
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Madlad 11 comments
novelus · 11 weeks ago
Yeah well. We didn't think people would eat Tide pods either.
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Think you so sneaky? 3 comments
novelus · 12 weeks ago
Y'all. No licking others. Still got a pandemic going on.
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Pun times 5 comments
novelus · 13 weeks ago
Well? Pay the vendor, so we can get the rest of the story!
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I couldn't change them at the currency exchange office, what can I do?? 2 comments
novelus · 13 weeks ago
You are as useful as a holey umbrella during a hurricane.
“Think, Mark, think!” is your May 2021 Meme of the Month!!! 2 comments
novelus · 14 weeks ago
Common Sense by Thomas Paine. Love that book.
Average grief 21 comments
novelus · 14 weeks ago
The Oddly Angled Tower of Pisa
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To innocence lost. 9 comments
novelus · 14 weeks ago
Did someone mention... the dinosaurs?
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Social anxiety makes you do weird things 17 comments
novelus · 15 weeks ago
I have, and I've seen others do as such. Who are you to judge what others do?
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Social anxiety makes you do weird things 17 comments
novelus · 15 weeks ago
I was talking to you.
Get what you deserve! 6 comments
novelus · 15 weeks ago
Some flights still offer alcohol.
Social anxiety makes you do weird things 17 comments
novelus · 15 weeks ago
You spoke of antisocial people. The post said social anxiety. Two different things, mate. Antisocialists keep to themselves and tens to not talk to people, as in avoidance, if you will. People with social anxiety have a hard time with people around, regardless of speaking or not. I have social anxiety, but I can talk to people just fine. I enjoy talking to people. I just struggle with posturing myself and such, as I worry that people are silently judging based on supposed social normality.
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Those who don't learn history.... 21 comments
novelus · 16 weeks ago
Tell that to one of the healthiest people I knew and his wife who left behind two kids.
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Thank me later 6 comments
novelus · 17 weeks ago
I... I don't know what men's rounded is as it isn't listed. Lol
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Stupid gravity pulling me down all the time. 12 comments
novelus · 18 weeks ago
Imagine all the people, livin' for today.
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Just let me watch my show 9 comments
novelus · 18 weeks ago
Better you than me.
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Man proposes to other man with a bouquet of weed flowers, 1970 11 comments
novelus · 18 weeks ago
Man proposes to other man with a bouquet of weed flowers, 1970
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Pls wash your face 5 comments
novelus · 18 weeks ago
@catfluff See, that makes sense. In my house we close the door because the child likes to try and walk in, and hold a conversation while she tries to maintain eye contact. Makes it very awkward.
Out of context - FS edition 26 comments
novelus · 18 weeks ago
Right?
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Taking bad days out on everyone else 10 comments
novelus · 18 weeks ago
This is just rude. My cat did this once. He got a very stern lecture. It didn't happen again.
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I miss my dad 4 comments
novelus · 18 weeks ago
Mine always said I wasn't stupid. She then followed it up with "You just make stupid decisions."
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