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novelus


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Jontron making good use of time 5 comments
novelus · 1 week ago
Moreo.
Poetic justice! 23 comments
novelus · 2 weeks ago
Was butthurt to be a pun of sorts?
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It would be impossible for everyone to reach an agreement! 12 comments
novelus · 3 weeks ago
m.youtube.com/watch?v=hYeFcSq7Mxg
You made me think of this.
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Warthog 5 comments
novelus · 4 weeks ago
And if you ask nicely, they may give you the flag as well.
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Prank 6 comments
novelus · 4 weeks ago
What kind of chickens have you been around? Velociraptors were 6 feet long and about 3 feet tall. Chickens are not that size. At all.
Am I the only one who thinks this 16 comments
novelus · 4 weeks ago
Twins = Two.
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Dog pickup line 5 comments
novelus · 4 weeks ago
Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because I had to use you to get the one I really wanted that was stuck.
Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because I lucked out and got two for the price of one. Yeaaaaaaah.
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Kids 6 comments
novelus · 4 weeks ago
Never once regretted having children.
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What if I told you this is a drawing 13 comments
novelus · 4 weeks ago
I'm not sure who downvoted you, but I am curious who you are referring to that mentioned children.
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Am I the only one who thinks this 16 comments
novelus · 4 weeks ago
Real name is Elizabeth Olsen and she plays Scarlet Witch from The Avengers.
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What if I told you this is a drawing 13 comments
novelus · 4 weeks ago
I am unsure of the other people in this world... But if I create something that I really love... And someone starts off with pointing out the flaws of what I created and wanted to do... I would instantly stop listening to them. Constructive criticism is great and all, but don't point out the flaws like that. Talk to the person, and discuss what was made. Perhaps some of those flaws are there on purpose.
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The difference one letter can make 6 comments
novelus · 4 weeks ago
A camera with a timer or her friend who is female?
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The blood 12 comments
novelus · 5 weeks ago
Quit being selfish, Jacob. Other people wish to use it as well.
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Trust nobody 6 comments
novelus · 5 weeks ago
Same way he dissed himself in 8 Mile so that the others can't use some things against him. Make others aware you know of the shit, and nobody can try and be "HURDURHUR" against you with it.
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Excuse me... What? 15 comments
novelus · 5 weeks ago
Woah. Guests rising up against other guests. This is getting interesting.
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Griffin is all alone 11 comments
novelus · 5 weeks ago
Well that was unexpected.
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Don't judge 14 comments
novelus · 6 weeks ago
My parents are 11 years apart. They just had their 40th anniversary.
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Parents be like 5 comments
novelus · 6 weeks ago
We only cleaned my room, the kitchen, dining room, and living room. I still do not know why.
Parents be like 5 comments
novelus · 6 weeks ago
Yeah, because my mom's real estate parties with her co-workers involved no kids and alcohol. So I was I'm my roomwatching movies with the door closed. So explain why I needed to clean my room for a bunch of people that were getting drunk and had no reason to go near my room?
The difference between a hurricane, a typhoon, and a cyclone 5 comments
novelus · 6 weeks ago
https://oceanservice.noaa.gov/facts/cyclone.html
Incorrect. It depends which part of the ocean it is in.
Found it on a Mexican memes page, translated it for you 11 comments
novelus · 6 weeks ago
You must be a fucking blast at parties.
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Since some people don't know, here you go 18 comments
novelus · 6 weeks ago
Now number 5!
He deserved to be roasted for this cringy tweet tbh 5 comments
novelus · 6 weeks ago
Dude was probably getting dessert for his family on his way home.
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Non-vegan vs vegan 12 comments
novelus · 6 weeks ago
Hippos scare the fuck out of me.
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