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Hehe, I see what you did there 21 comments
novelus · 2 weeks ago
I Was Soldier
One Good Man
Man of Honor
One Soldier (Platoon)
The Musketeer
White Chick
Blade of Glory
One Wedding and a Funeral
I could go on.
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Seriously when was the last good content? (expect for Morbius of course) 4 comments
novelus · 2 weeks ago
Took me like 2 years to pronounce his name right.
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Satinists 2 comments
novelus · 3 weeks ago
Stan Helsing?
RIP 7 comments
novelus · 3 weeks ago
So has nobody looked at the fact that She-Hulk, in the comics, jumped rope while naked?
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The true origin story 26 comments
novelus · 4 weeks ago
Tl;dr
Filling the niche 3 comments
novelus · 5 weeks ago
So from what I saw, the sandbox tree is nicknamed this dynamite tree. The pumpkin looking fruit can explode and fling seeds anywhere from 150 to 300 ft away, averaging about 100 feet. There have been tribes that use the sap from spikes to make poisons, and some fishermen use the sap to poison fish. Quite a few articles out there that say this post is true.
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Heck, I can’t even imagine waking up any earlier than 2pm 5 comments
novelus · 6 weeks ago
The pay makes it worth it, but thanks.
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Heck, I can’t even imagine waking up any earlier than 2pm 5 comments
novelus · 6 weeks ago
I work 7pm to 7:30am. So how's that work?
Everything is a paradox 20 comments
novelus · 6 weeks ago
Unless they don't count the same way we do in those universes. Maybe when they started, 3 was the first whole number to come after 0.
Now I'm considering scientology 3 comments
novelus · 6 weeks ago
Karen is her sister. Kelly is the one who starred in Top Gun.
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Quack! 2 comments
novelus · 9 weeks ago
I mean... If you look at it, we ain't treating Mother Nature very well.
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Body odour is a social construct 10 comments
novelus · 9 weeks ago
Took them well over 200 years to invent it, and the other item known as antiperspirant was invented for surgeons to not have slippery hands, not for aid with body odor.
That's now something you know that you may not have known.
Deodorant baths existed in the 16th century, I believe. Body oils and flowers were used in bath water to help keep the body smelling fresh.
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NicheAnd worst of all: German discounters like Aldi began successful expanding into the US 7 comments
novelus · 10 weeks ago
I appreciate the idiotic sarcasm. I don't need to buy a gun, so it's no skin off my back.
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NicheAnd worst of all: German discounters like Aldi began successful expanding into the US 7 comments
novelus · 11 weeks ago
@nekkidninja
Actually, no. I cannot. Many Walmarts don't sell firearms anymore.
This meme is my favorite 5 comments
novelus · 14 weeks ago
I fully agree.
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This meme is my favorite 5 comments
novelus · 14 weeks ago
No. Both sides of the pillow need to be cold
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Unrepentant 2 comments
novelus · 21 weeks ago
Objection, hearsay!
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Double take 6 comments
novelus · 33 weeks ago
I think it is Alf disguised.
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The water is not hot 3 comments
novelus · 35 weeks ago
Given what type of tap that looks like, it'd be hard for them to think the tap is broken.
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Lol 6 comments
novelus · 35 weeks ago
I mean. Gas stations have more than just gas. They have bathrooms, food, beverages, tobacco, etc.
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Level: 10% 4 comments
novelus · 37 weeks ago
I understood that reference.
Your mum giving birth to you was an L 4 comments
novelus · 37 weeks ago
So they've done more studies on that, apparently. Shocking news. The mitochondrion is no longer always the powerhouse of the cell.
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Remembering to move the damn elf 13 comments
novelus · 40 weeks ago
@thatguyyouknow
I've never done it for social media likes. I've done it because the kids genuinely love it. I'm going to keep the magic going in their lives for as long as I ha e breath in my lungs.
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On the first day of predictive text my true love gave to me 48 comments
novelus · 41 weeks ago
On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me the way that you were doing this is the best thing.
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Did I stutter 3 comments
novelus · 41 weeks ago
So does that old age melt to young age? I could use more of my youth years back!!!