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Mate you lil kid ain't no kid no more! 1 comments
novelus · 51 weeks ago
16. Not 14.
This’ll be fun 16 comments
novelus · 1 year ago
A book. I become a book.
Logic has left the planet 2 comments
novelus · 1 year ago
I don't like them without helmets, but I get the mask. Keeps bugs from entering nostrils and mouth. Some people just don't like helmets.
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12 trips in 12 years 2 comments
novelus · 1 year ago
So, in order to get to the island, you can't actually land on it. You land offshore, in the water, and then take a boat in. GPS wouldn't have the plane landing in the middle of the island. It'd have it showing on the edge somewhere. It has been proven that this is fake. I just don't have the source for it, unfortunately
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On This Day in The Titanic Sank 5 comments
novelus · 1 year ago
I think it'd be demoted. You go up when promoted, down when demoted.
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I'm huuuuge 5 comments
novelus · 1 year ago
Small socks.
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Do it 4 comments
novelus · 1 year ago
In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth, and then the dragons arrived.
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Wait what? 3 comments
novelus · 1 year ago
Needs more garlic.
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Americans do this?? 4 comments
novelus · 1 year ago
I'm one of the few Americans that used a kettle for boiling water for the tea.
Hehe, I see what you did there 21 comments
novelus · 1 year ago
I Was Soldier
One Good Man
Man of Honor
One Soldier (Platoon)
The Musketeer
White Chick
Blade of Glory
One Wedding and a Funeral
I could go on.
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Seriously when was the last good content? (expect for Morbius of course) 4 comments
novelus · 1 year ago
Took me like 2 years to pronounce his name right.
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Satinists 2 comments
novelus · 1 year ago
Stan Helsing?
RIP 7 comments
novelus · 1 year ago
So has nobody looked at the fact that She-Hulk, in the comics, jumped rope while naked?
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The true origin story 26 comments
novelus · 1 year ago
Tl;dr
Filling the niche 3 comments
novelus · 1 year ago
So from what I saw, the sandbox tree is nicknamed this dynamite tree. The pumpkin looking fruit can explode and fling seeds anywhere from 150 to 300 ft away, averaging about 100 feet. There have been tribes that use the sap from spikes to make poisons, and some fishermen use the sap to poison fish. Quite a few articles out there that say this post is true.
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Heck, I can’t even imagine waking up any earlier than 2pm 5 comments
novelus · 1 year ago
The pay makes it worth it, but thanks.
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Heck, I can’t even imagine waking up any earlier than 2pm 5 comments
novelus · 1 year ago
I work 7pm to 7:30am. So how's that work?
Everything is a paradox 20 comments
novelus · 1 year ago
Unless they don't count the same way we do in those universes. Maybe when they started, 3 was the first whole number to come after 0.
Now I'm considering scientology 3 comments
novelus · 1 year ago
Karen is her sister. Kelly is the one who starred in Top Gun.
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Quack! 2 comments
novelus · 1 year ago
I mean... If you look at it, we ain't treating Mother Nature very well.
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Body odour is a social construct 10 comments
novelus · 1 year ago
Took them well over 200 years to invent it, and the other item known as antiperspirant was invented for surgeons to not have slippery hands, not for aid with body odor.
That's now something you know that you may not have known.
Deodorant baths existed in the 16th century, I believe. Body oils and flowers were used in bath water to help keep the body smelling fresh.
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NicheAnd worst of all: German discounters like Aldi began successful expanding into the US 7 comments
novelus · 2 years ago
I appreciate the idiotic sarcasm. I don't need to buy a gun, so it's no skin off my back.
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NicheAnd worst of all: German discounters like Aldi began successful expanding into the US 7 comments
novelus · 2 years ago
@nekkidninja
Actually, no. I cannot. Many Walmarts don't sell firearms anymore.
This meme is my favorite 5 comments
novelus · 2 years ago
I fully agree.
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This meme is my favorite 5 comments
novelus · 2 years ago
No. Both sides of the pillow need to be cold
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