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novelus


They tried to make my account a bot account. They shall not prevail!!!

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Unrepentant 2 comments
novelus · 3 weeks ago
Objection, hearsay!
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Double take 6 comments
novelus · 15 weeks ago
I think it is Alf disguised.
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The water is not hot 3 comments
novelus · 17 weeks ago
Given what type of tap that looks like, it'd be hard for them to think the tap is broken.
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Lol 6 comments
novelus · 17 weeks ago
I mean. Gas stations have more than just gas. They have bathrooms, food, beverages, tobacco, etc.
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Level: 10% 4 comments
novelus · 18 weeks ago
I understood that reference.
Your mum giving birth to you was an L 4 comments
novelus · 19 weeks ago
So they've done more studies on that, apparently. Shocking news. The mitochondrion is no longer always the powerhouse of the cell.
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Remembering to move the damn elf 13 comments
novelus · 22 weeks ago
@thatguyyouknow
I've never done it for social media likes. I've done it because the kids genuinely love it. I'm going to keep the magic going in their lives for as long as I ha e breath in my lungs.
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On the first day of predictive text my true love gave to me 48 comments
novelus · 23 weeks ago
On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me the way that you were doing this is the best thing.
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Did I stutter 3 comments
novelus · 23 weeks ago
So does that old age melt to young age? I could use more of my youth years back!!!
Notice me, homicidal, deformed cube of cheese 5 comments
novelus · 23 weeks ago
Cowfish! I was just talking about the Cowfish restaurant at CityWalk.
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Hello there 1 comments
novelus · 23 weeks ago
Rudolph heard it as "slay" instead of sleigh. Common mistake. It happens.
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Beep beep 8 comments
novelus · 24 weeks ago
He's in one of those exchange programs.
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Popsicle fish 6 comments
novelus · 28 weeks ago
I read this to the tune of Boulevard of Broken Dreams...
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Telling toddlers they won't dump their dinner on the floor 6 comments
novelus · 34 weeks ago
Watch enough videos, and you'll see those do not work 100% of the time.
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The reading position cycle 2 comments
novelus · 36 weeks ago
I agree.
Strong focus on what I want 4 comments
novelus · 36 weeks ago
@famousone
Yes, how dare the student listen to what the teacher says!!!
Listen. I was that kid, and I only did it once because the teacher marked me down for not following directions.
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Madlad 11 comments
novelus · 36 weeks ago
Perfect example. You can't keep your mouth shut. Must be a waiter.
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Madlad 11 comments
novelus · 36 weeks ago
Yeah well. We didn't think people would eat Tide pods either.
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Think you so sneaky? 3 comments
novelus · 37 weeks ago
Y'all. No licking others. Still got a pandemic going on.
· Edited 37 weeks ago
Pun times 5 comments
novelus · 38 weeks ago
Well? Pay the vendor, so we can get the rest of the story!
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I couldn't change them at the currency exchange office, what can I do?? 2 comments
novelus · 38 weeks ago
You are as useful as a holey umbrella during a hurricane.
“Think, Mark, think!” is your May 2021 Meme of the Month!!! 2 comments
novelus · 39 weeks ago
Common Sense by Thomas Paine. Love that book.
Average grief 21 comments
novelus · 39 weeks ago
The Oddly Angled Tower of Pisa
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To innocence lost. 9 comments
novelus · 40 weeks ago
Did someone mention... the dinosaurs?
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Social anxiety makes you do weird things 17 comments
novelus · 40 weeks ago
I have, and I've seen others do as such. Who are you to judge what others do?
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