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novelus


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I’m literally shaking 4 comments
novelus · 1 week ago
Tis my favorite animal.
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About that axe... 32 comments
novelus · 2 weeks ago
@demryn
Do not lie. Your name is Ragnar Lodbrok.
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I remember thinking this was so funny 3 comments
novelus · 2 weeks ago
Nooooo. He was Crazy Steve, then some shit went down with him and Megan... so they had to move and become Spencer and Carly.
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I can’t take a cold ass shower 25 comments
novelus · 4 weeks ago
I've shaved without water, without shaving cream, without soap, etc. It becomes quit easy after a few times, especially if you are in an insane hurry.
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I need to talk to this parallel me 12 comments
novelus · 5 weeks ago
I mean, alright. As long as pizza is involved.
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I need to talk to this parallel me 12 comments
novelus · 5 weeks ago
So the Wicked Witch chased me in Walmart, throwing frozen pizzas at me in another universe? Lucky bastard gets all the fun.
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Some Halloween decors at the OBGYN 9 comments
novelus · 5 weeks ago
Too early to give the baby food like that. Wait a few months at least.
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Red Pandas > Bullshit 3 comments
novelus · 7 weeks ago
AAAAAw w w w w w w
The stuff grumpy old men are made of 3 comments
novelus · 7 weeks ago
Says walked. Not walk. :P
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Red Pandas > Bullshit 3 comments
novelus · 8 weeks ago
They are my favorite animal.
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Show me your (predictive text game for the truly bored) 55 comments
novelus · 8 weeks ago
@creativedragonbaby
Mine does, when preceded by Tik. I use it quite frequently.
Show me your (predictive text game for the truly bored) 55 comments
novelus · 8 weeks ago
Please, show me your favorite Tik Tok'rs.
Well then.
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I feel like I'm just stirring the pot but this makes a very good point 123 comments
novelus · 9 weeks ago
Apparently so do I. Lol
My greatest achievement 3 comments
novelus · 11 weeks ago
It said 2019... not 2020...
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My son, the only boy in the house, is a comedian 2 comments
novelus · 12 weeks ago
Says only boy in the house, so the father may be absent due to various reasons.
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Funsubsters Pillow 24 comments
novelus · 14 weeks ago
I'm in the second to last row, next to the guy with the gas mask on. Long neck and purple shirt.
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Pictures my mum takes of me vs my selfies :D 22 comments
novelus · 15 weeks ago
Def picking up some Greco-Roman era vibes from these pics.
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Spoiler alert* 5 comments
novelus · 15 weeks ago
Expanded Universe.
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Tis I 1 comments
novelus · 15 weeks ago
I'm still waiting on mine. Funny thing is, I seriously think the one under it is me. Lmao
Goofy would be proud 12 comments
novelus · 16 weeks ago
They are talking about wanting to open fitness centers in the first wave of businesses opening here.
Goofy would be proud 12 comments
novelus · 16 weeks ago
Public showers better not be used right now. Social distancing and all.
I swear I know how to use them 6 comments
novelus · 16 weeks ago
No!!! The world is basically on lockdown. You cannot leave!!!
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Disgusting 8 comments
novelus · 16 weeks ago
The next saga of Star Wars should be about that. The saga we know with movies is over. Ewan is supposed to be doing this series solely for Disney+. I've read the novels about Kenobi between Episodes 3 and 4. I enjoyed the story, and I'd like to see it on a screen.
Maybe don't put it like that 6 comments
novelus · 16 weeks ago
Wow. You really are strapped.
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