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Joe was nice. It's not his fault Steve abandoned us.

Instead of dying why not live and eat more?!?!

Hipster condom

Give a kid a shooter and they grow into a douche.

I don't know half of those people...

Add the North America to the chart and Europe looks lame by comparison too.

Won't work... Cause... Science.

And I had a million bajillion dollars and wasn't retarded.

I'm more interested in how the sister turned out.

Why isn't he the goalie?

Mostly bull crap with a random accurate fact thrown in.

*desntist

What's a cm? 'Merica!!!!

"Has over many"?? Me speak pretty one day.

He made his own juice! Duh!!

My wife said this to me and I replied "You may be the neck but I'm the head and everything else... I'll just use my torso and feet to move my head to the right spot above the pain in my neck."

*englished

The image of somebody who doesn't know when to stop.

Wait... Wat due dat say?

If you have "ultimate authority" just change VP job description to "person who stays away from Pres and makes no noise"

BS - a cone of cement wouldn't form a secure bond to the pavement. I'd just get bumped over. A small dent maybe

I'm lad we call keep an eye dropper of ink with our crayons.

Maybe he just didn't go back to her because she's a train wreck.

Who drinks Mike's Hard Lemonade?