Won't do it

If I really had "ultimate authority", I'd just turn Congress into a giant Pit 'O Doom and call it a wash.

Plus it sounds like so much WORK. Ugh.

Man, I didn't even think about that. It WOULD be so much work. Yeah, I'm not sure I would be able to do it.

Oh I COULD do it. I just don't want to. Running a classroom of 36 is more than enough work for me.

Haha, funny for me. I'd actually like to be a physicist one day. Wanna trade? You get world domination, I get physics.

YES! I will make you physicist-in-chief. How's that?

Sounds awesome. We'll make an awesome team. :D

Hey! Al Gore invented THE INTERNET. And then he won an academy award for a PowerPoint presentation! Don't you belittle his hard work! WHAT HAVE YOU ACCOMPLISHED TODAY, GUEST? YOU DIDN' EVEN LOG IN TO COMMENT.

I can't stop laughing. That comment deserves a whole lot more likes.