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It only took 30 days of love to get that 'After' picture 7 comments
guest
· 8 years ago
I'm reasonably sure food was involved, not "love."
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I want a secret pocket buddy too 8 comments
guest
· 8 years ago
You also have a great deal of hedgehog poop in your pocket. This plan was not well thought out.
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So scary 6 comments
guest
· 8 years ago
That's one of the things that makes them so dangerous - they just fucking snap. There's no growling, no snarling, no barking, they go from wagging and panting to ripping someone apart and then back to wagging and panting.
*sassily snaps fingers* 20 comments
guest
· 8 years ago
You did it to yourself. You weren't in an accident. You weren't born with them. You made the decision to tattoo your face, neck, hands, and hang ridiculous metal objects from your face. Now, act like an adult and accept the consequences of you poor decisions and lack of foresight and don't blame others for your fucking stupidity.
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Why We Can't Have Nice Things 10 comments
guest
· 8 years ago
If real scientists, not TV personalities, explained climate change to people there wouldn't be as much confusion, skepticism, resistance to the idea. Repeating the same things, the same ways, over and over again, while insulting anyone who questions anything doesn't really make a lasting, compelling point. Even if you are right.
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Math 11 comments
guest
· 8 years ago
Just for having sex once a day that's a shit-load of money. If you do it right it's only a few minutes of "work" a day.
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Today on "I swear officer, I'm NOT a serial killer".... 16 comments
guest
· 8 years ago
It takes more than a single syringe full of air to kill someone. You shouldn't rely on movies for your knowledge of the world. This is especially true if you plan on killing people.
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