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Not all Australian animals want to kill you 20 comments
guest
· 8 years ago
Yes im very sad jemima. My brothers girlfriends cousins barber's stepson was killed by a family of those monsters in the outback (steak house). The horror haunts my dreams.
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Not all Australian animals want to kill you 20 comments
guest
· 8 years ago
That's a kucapumabarra. They may look cute but those little bastards will chew through your skin while you sleep and burrow into your intestines and lay their hell spawn eggs which hatch after 90 agonizingly painful days and the larva then slowly eat their way out of you, tripling in size every two days. Yeah, everything in Australia WILL kill you! Run away screaming!!!
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*mic drop* 14 comments
guest
· 8 years ago
I don't know, maybe terrorists could do something like fly some airplanes into some buildings or plant explosives on marathon routes or attack concerts... I'm just spitballing here of course. But I'm probably just paranoid delusional and you're the rational one. Yeah that's probably it.
Pop off the small panel on the door handle and find the hidden key hole. Open door, start car and go buy a new battery for your key fob.