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1) One is over there, the other is over there.
2) It looks red.
3) Table
4) Like pool water without the chlorine.
A troll question should receive troll answer.

When people assume your sexual orientation to be straight, yeah, I think it's a genuine question to ask if you were a bit iffy on doing a romantic scene with another man.

What do I do? I don't make my girlfriend watch me play video games for hours.

Are these two 14 or something? It was physically painful to keep reading "bf" and "gf" in this post.

What the hell else would you be talking about?

Now Cecil and my boy Harambe can rest in peace

Show is Comic Book Men, for anyone curious. It's like Pawn Stars with geeky shit.

Die.

It's different, so I like it. I don't want the same Joker every time, and I certainly don't want someone to try imitating what Ledger did. Not every interpretation is going to quite fit your ideal Joker or my ideal Batman, but that's fine.

Did this post try to censor "peacock"?

Ya'll are bitches.

Bill Nye tho

You know what they made all these with?
Blocks.

Original.

While I think it's silly to have students read aloud in high school, I knew people who read at like a 3rd grade reading level my senior year. No social anxiety, no reservations about being loud and obnoxious in class, just sad, sad people.

Fuck you, Take5 is amazing.

Welcome to comics, movie fans.

You're right, squares and circles are different. Holy shit.

I don't know what egg salad is, but it sounds like death.

If you grew up watching Scooby Doo and thought Daphne was hotter than Velma, you're wrong.

I always just thought they marketed bras to women the same way they market everything to men.
"Wear this/use this/put this on and you could be sexy like this person."

To be fair, you were probably supposed to be doing an assignment. Reading a book doesn't excuse you from not doing your schoolwork.
Unless everybody else was just dicking around on their phones, in which case I'd say your teacher's a prick.

This show is just...
It's just terrible.

That's like saying if you're afraid of death, you'll die. Spiders aren't exactly hard to find.

American statistic pushers in a nutshell.

Anyone else feel this has about as much depth as people arguing over which religion Optimus Prime follows?

Somebody get her some confidence.

There's really not much to spoil. Deadpool kills the bad guy. Unless someone wants to post some of the jokes, but that would be kinda stupid as they only really work with Deadpool.

Fun fact about going out and making friends: It has most of these benefits too. I love a good book, but I don't need any other reason besides "It's fun." Do things because you enjoy it, unless you like having sex with babies or something.

Ideally, a text or call should exchange a few vital pieces of information. Maybe you want to schedule something or ask if you left your keys at his house.
Texting just to talk is monotonous and not healthy. If you wanna just chat, save yourself and wait 'till you're in person. It'll be more meaningful and you'll have more things to talk about.
I won't stop people from doing this, obviously, but I have experience with relationships getting dull because of nonstop texting.

To quote George Carlin: "The planet is fine. The people are fucked."

Gooseologist.

Ugh, gross.

Guys, this T-shirt is a parody. I own a shirt like this, I'm pretty sure it's intentionally ironic.

Oh my god, it's called Suicide Squad because they're sent on suicide missions. As in, missions that don't involve going to Hot Topic or dying hair flamboyant colors.
But to satiate your wait, watch Assault on Arkham the animated movie. It'll give you an idea of how the movie will be.

You did not sit on a park bench.

Canda.

You're going to a fast food joint after 10 P.M. If you expected something other than shitty service, I can only blame you.

Ugh.

Typical American child being taught that memorizing a bunch of useless information equals intelligence. Darn schools.

You did not just "realize" that.

Yeah, isn't it great that we can cram thousands of books into this one small device that we can pull from at any time? No? We'd rather just complain about technology? Okay then.

Yeah, 7 of those planets have no life. Most of those islands are uninhabited. I would wager over half of those countries you've never even been to. Good luck finding love in the ocean. I think you should either reach out more or narrow your results just a tad. Either way, happy hunting.

Bravo

Are you 12?

Actually, smoke if you want. At this point, it's no big secret that cigarettes are terrible for you. If you genuinely think the temporary stress relief is worth the risk, then fine.

Don't forget the Five Nights at Freddy's Brigade.