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Local pastor: Did you know gay people also have wallets? 4 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
Is that church in Northampton?
Finally some good news! 5 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
Yes, because tony is never saved and the entire universe is destroyed by thanos
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Struggling 4 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
Hence the famous "You can't spell SUBTEXT without BUTTSEX".
Oh, also, for those who do not know, MOTHER IN LAW is an anagram for WOMAN HITLER.
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Oh, also, for those who do not know, MOTHER IN LAW is an anagram for WOMAN HITLER.
When cooking instant noodle can get you into trouble 9 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
Or.... maybe he's cheated before and she has every right to be suspicious. Why do we always assure the girl is the problem?
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Evil, right? 3 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
Wouldn't in a parallel universe flowers would be grabbing us and dragging us into the ground with only our different colored faces and pretty hair sticking out? And instead of beautiful smells, would they comment on the wonderful songs we sing as we scream til our throats fill with blood for help? And when the songs have stopped and the colors have faded to a bloated purple, they would pull us completely under because I guarantee they would be into composting.
Got this mail today 5 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
Only a Millennial would drag his parents into this. And to think...they raised YOU. You ungrateful slug!
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Very true indeed 23 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
That's bullshit. Heat cat stands for heat category, not heat casualty. Like never.
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Passage du Gois 8 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
To be accurate, since it's France, the road disappears under four meters of water.
These four guys are heroes 5 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
All women should boycott this development because it wasn't developed by a diverse team, but by four men. Fight the patriarchy!
In fact, we should all stop saying boycott, but start saying youthcot to be more tolerant of those who don't cis-identify. Youthcot the word boycott!
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In fact, we should all stop saying boycott, but start saying youthcot to be more tolerant of those who don't cis-identify. Youthcot the word boycott!
It’s a step in the right direction and I’m proud of them 2 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
But it makes people FEEL like they're "doing something" even if it doesn't really do any good.
Men are simple 10 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
He’s distracted, he’s doing shit that isn’t cheating on her. He’s unlikely to check his phone...
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I mean....It’s not like they’re wrong 2 comments
Waking up with spiders geting out of your ear 13 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
Cockroaches. I have been known to quit my house because there was a cockroach in it. I try to keep everywhere spic & span but these little buggers! It's really bad, I can't even see a picture of one without freaking out.
Waking up with spiders geting out of your ear 13 comments
Never forget 22 comments
Logo design 3 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
I was too many years old when I figured out that was his tie, not his tiny arms and legs.
truth 7 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
Deadpool can't be circumsized. Not sure about wolverine though. He may heal his circumcision wound very fast, not sure about regrowing his foreskin.
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I would definitely go to see Jason Momoa as Ariel 16 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
It took me like three reads to understand what the hell that guy was trying to say. Oof
Total opposite 7 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
Nah I'm the girl dragging my friend behind me obsessing about all the badass cars to look at.
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Hmmmmmm 2 comments
Understandable. Would you do the same in a first date? 6 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
Or here is another idea ... if she has not the slightest courtesy and good manners, by perhaps excusing herself with a remark about how she absolutely MUST respond to this text or message, then she's clearly not worth bothering to date, and perhaps even not worth bothering with the courtesy and good manners of an explanation why one would just shoot through with an explanation. Just as she had done.
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