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Germany 2019 42 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
Pleather chafes?
@aviva - happy birthday! 13 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
‘Yo @aviva! I’m really happy for you and I’ma let you finish. But @jmmcclain had one of the best birthday comic memes of all time!’
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A small reality check 8 comments
How many of this generation ? 5 comments
RealLee? 7 comments
How many chances that on your socks will be the same pattern as on the floor in the 4 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
Pretty good if it's pdx's carpet. That's famous carpet at the Portland airport.
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So modern Germany, yeah 4 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
I think it’s that joke language some teenagers started to use 2 or 3 years ago. An example is “I bims 1 Gast” instead of “ich bin ein Gast”.
I really hoped this trend was over but apparently not....
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I really hoped this trend was over but apparently not....
Basically the same way Pokémon get their name 3 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
It is, however, the Ancient Egyptian word for cat. And yes, it is onomatopoeic, i.e., it comes from the sound cats make :)
This person never read the dictionary 10 comments
Can you explain please? 6 comments
Bruuuhhh 3 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
Except C D stands for Compact Disc and has nothing to do with sides or the history of recording media but you do you.
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The ultimate evidence that God exists 18 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
Also, in the US, a lot of what gets called "white privilege" is the better start someone gets if:
-His/her parents are married and he/she lives with them
-Parents graduated from high school
-Parents waited until they were married to have children.
The Black community gets excused for men having multiple baby mamas and not providing any support or even presence. In fact, it's excused even more by the white-guilt people because calling out a minority for its self-destructive behavior is apparently racist. But don't worry, the white community is attempting to,equalize things by excusing its own destructive actions so soon it will descend to the level of the worst minorities' actions.
-His/her parents are married and he/she lives with them
-Parents graduated from high school
-Parents waited until they were married to have children.
The Black community gets excused for men having multiple baby mamas and not providing any support or even presence. In fact, it's excused even more by the white-guilt people because calling out a minority for its self-destructive behavior is apparently racist. But don't worry, the white community is attempting to,equalize things by excusing its own destructive actions so soon it will descend to the level of the worst minorities' actions.
I'm blue... Da ba dee da ba [don't] die 5 comments
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· 5 years ago
When I was traveling in Switzerland, I stopped off in a park with my wife and infant in a stroller. I noticed across the way there was a group shooting up (heroin, I think), and they were using over meant supplied needles. So, it seems like the Swiss are giving mixed messages.
Not sure how. 16 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
Hey Frumpzilla. I don’t remember any stoned Gay-married gamers shooting up the place .
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The next Ramsey Bolton 6 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
Sounds like he had time to cook with a side dish. Few chews between each bite.savored it. But not gay
FBI is Facebook and Illuminati 23 comments
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· 5 years ago
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Mr. Wilson Carver
Meeting etiquette 101 4 comments
Kill me 2 comments
Cashew Apples 13 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
Cashew folktale:
evilmadscientist.com/2007/cashew-folktale/
"As God was creating the world he was approached by the Devil, who was upset that he had not been allowed to make something. So, in an act of kindness, God asked the Devil to make a fruit.
The Devil went to work and formed what we now know as the Cashew fruit. He took it to God and said, “See? I can make something just as good as your creations.”
On looking it over, God asked, “But where is the seed?”
The Devil, realising his mistake, just muttered, “Oh, I’ll stick it here.” And with that, placed the seed on the bottom of the fruit."
You just can't pick and eat a cashew nut - you would be eating the most toxic substance you can imagine. The nuts have to be individually picked from the fruit, then the toxins have to be extracted through drying or roasting, and then the nuts can be eaten safely. That's why they're so expensive.
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evilmadscientist.com/2007/cashew-folktale/
"As God was creating the world he was approached by the Devil, who was upset that he had not been allowed to make something. So, in an act of kindness, God asked the Devil to make a fruit.
The Devil went to work and formed what we now know as the Cashew fruit. He took it to God and said, “See? I can make something just as good as your creations.”
On looking it over, God asked, “But where is the seed?”
The Devil, realising his mistake, just muttered, “Oh, I’ll stick it here.” And with that, placed the seed on the bottom of the fruit."
You just can't pick and eat a cashew nut - you would be eating the most toxic substance you can imagine. The nuts have to be individually picked from the fruit, then the toxins have to be extracted through drying or roasting, and then the nuts can be eaten safely. That's why they're so expensive.
Not sure how. 16 comments
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guest
· 5 years ago
"I AM -- THE LAW!
- Dude, he's drowning.
- DROP -- YOUR WEAPON.
- It's an inflatable buoy, goddammit."
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- Dude, he's drowning.
- DROP -- YOUR WEAPON.
- It's an inflatable buoy, goddammit."
Tigertorque 12 comments
The last Uzbek King, photographed using a very early color photo technique, 1911 3 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
That is disguised, Robert of the House Baratheon, the First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm.
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