Not sure how.

why not blame frumpy ohio lawmakers for it instead?

I don't know about this one chief

She's not the only one. Dan Patrick blamed video games and lack of prayer in school. Fucking morons.

*trips over my own feet*
Those goddamn GAYS. Theres so much butt fucking going on I cant walk straight

D&D and metal music do not make the cut anymore? Times are a-changing.

Hey Frumpzilla. I don’t remember any stoned Gay-married gamers shooting up the place .

I, too blame things that are completely unrelated for problems that I could easily solve by taking a proactive and logical approach

Aliens, man!