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This man has such threatening vibes regardless of what he says

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Dance Ralph. Dance for my amusement, and maybe one day you shall die of exhaustion, the only solace in this void of conceptual existence.

This is just speaking New Zealander with less alcoholism

Only a little early

Also, Frankenstein's Monster considers itself Dr Frankenstein's offspring, so you can call it Frankenstein and still be correct.

"John's birthday is next week, what are you getting him?"
"Oh shit, I forgot about that, do you think he'd like uranium?"
"No, he'd die! John's not invincible like I am!"
"Oh, right. How about a death ray?"
"You're insufferable!"

hol up

Dat mon's a hero

Your Honor, I have a murder kink, so by putting me in prison you're basically kinkshaming me

Wife bad dog good

For me, 7 is put on a sweater, and 38 is my brain has melted out of my skull

We really in a lamp phase huh

Hell yeah Shop time

Poor? Just get money! Can't earn money? Just get a job! Can't get a job because the cyclical structure of the economy is fucking you in the ass? Fuck you!

Soda Lactose

ok groomer

New Zealander here, my mum is a sheep and my dad is a bottle of Speights

Honestly, this show to me is like the Eric Andre show, in the fact that all the best parts are from the memes, but otherwise it can get really awkward.

Or don't do that? Maybe there was somebody who parked poorly on their other side, leading to them having to park poorly in order to not hit them. Maybe some asshole nicked the disabled parks and so they park like this to have enough space to get the wheelchair out? While sometimes it may just be somebody's poor parking, there could also be other factors you can't easily see.

And that's ok

But my contacts only fit my prescription, they probably won't work for you