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mrfahrenheit


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08/03/16

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We don't talk much about the goose 3 comments
mrfahrenheit · 57 minutes ago
honk
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Pukicho 1 comments
mrfahrenheit · 3 hours ago
This man has such threatening vibes regardless of what he says
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I laughed too hard at this 5 comments
mrfahrenheit · 3 hours ago
seinfeldtheme(dot)mp4
I laughed too hard at this 5 comments
mrfahrenheit · 3 hours ago
That's just sideways long and you know it
Be like Ralph 10 comments
mrfahrenheit · 3 hours ago
Dance Ralph. Dance for my amusement, and maybe one day you shall die of exhaustion, the only solace in this void of conceptual existence.
Middle west checking in 3 comments
mrfahrenheit · 3 hours ago
This is just speaking New Zealander with less alcoholism
A little early, but couldn't pass it up 2 comments
mrfahrenheit · 20 hours ago
Only a little early
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But, did he win? 9 comments
mrfahrenheit · 1 day ago
Also, Frankenstein's Monster considers itself Dr Frankenstein's offspring, so you can call it Frankenstein and still be correct.
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For God's sake, Caroline 3 comments
mrfahrenheit · 2 days ago
"John's birthday is next week, what are you getting him?"
"Oh shit, I forgot about that, do you think he'd like uranium?"
"No, he'd die! John's not invincible like I am!"
"Oh, right. How about a death ray?"
"You're insufferable!"
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Wait a god damn minute 5 comments
mrfahrenheit · 2 days ago
hol up
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Fckn legends 1 comments
mrfahrenheit · 3 days ago
Dat mon's a hero
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What is the downside? 11 comments
mrfahrenheit · 3 days ago
Your Honor, I have a murder kink, so by putting me in prison you're basically kinkshaming me
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Poor dog 14 comments
mrfahrenheit · 3 days ago
Wife bad dog good
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Last week we got to 7°C here and I was dying. Only one of my students showed up to class 17 comments
mrfahrenheit · 3 days ago
For me, 7 is put on a sweater, and 38 is my brain has melted out of my skull
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Star Wars Lamp 3D Night Light Millennium Falcon 2 comments
mrfahrenheit · 3 days ago
We really in a lamp phase huh
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Bright Light Pillow As Seen On TV - Starlight Square 2 comments
mrfahrenheit · 3 days ago
Hell yeah Shop time
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Makes me sad 6 comments
mrfahrenheit · 3 days ago
Poor? Just get money! Can't earn money? Just get a job! Can't get a job because the cyclical structure of the economy is fucking you in the ass? Fuck you!
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Coke milk 4 comments
mrfahrenheit · 4 days ago
Soda Lactose
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I am German. My mom is free speed Autobahn and my dad is Sauerkraut 20 comments
mrfahrenheit · 5 days ago
New Zealander here, my mum is a sheep and my dad is a bottle of Speights
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Eilish said that during an interview with Rainn Wilson himself 7 comments
mrfahrenheit · 5 days ago
Honestly, this show to me is like the Eric Andre show, in the fact that all the best parts are from the memes, but otherwise it can get really awkward.
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Now I am going to do that 9 comments
mrfahrenheit · 5 days ago
Or don't do that? Maybe there was somebody who parked poorly on their other side, leading to them having to park poorly in order to not hit them. Maybe some asshole nicked the disabled parks and so they park like this to have enough space to get the wheelchair out? While sometimes it may just be somebody's poor parking, there could also be other factors you can't easily see.
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Friend souls 1 comments
mrfahrenheit · 5 days ago
And that's ok
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Hey, let's share contacts if you wanna do something fun 27 comments
mrfahrenheit · 5 days ago
But my contacts only fit my prescription, they probably won't work for you
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