I really do get involuntarily violent. I once kicked my dad in the face full strength because he tickled my feet. Lucky for him I was only 10ish. He stopped tickling me.

And then we can work on getting rid of loopholes and ridiculous deductions so we don't have a 20k page long tax code that only around 0.5% of the population totally understands.

The super rich can influence politicians into favoring them, basically buying votes, and comparatively, it's cheaper than them paying taxes on personal wealth. I'm totally fine with a low corporate tax rate, actually, but a progressive personal wealth tax I can get behind. And by progressive I don't mean in the sense of a "progressive vs conservative" or any crap like that. A progressive tax system is just a tiered; your first.. say 25k, no income or capital gains tax. 25-50k, taxed at 10%, 50k-100k, taxed at 15%, 100k-200k, taxed at 20%, 200k-1M, taxed at 23%, 1M-10M, 25%, 10M-50M, 30%, 50-100M, 50%, 100M+, 60%. It doesn't mean the 60% rate is applied to lower tiers. if you're making 100M+ a year, personally, you're also using the bulk of the infrastructure in this country in some way or another to make that much money, the least you can do is help maintain it; as it's also in your best interest anyway, as without the infrastructure, you're not making that insane amount of money.

The Christonion

thy doth restorth thy dicktip, and god said upon his dicktip, yey, blessed by thy dicktip

Some of them, a lot more than you'd think, ARE brainwashed.

That's what my mom gets lol

As @famousone said, you are allowed to pick what you're swearing the oath upon. It's purely symbolic, although if you're about to be judged by your peers it helps your case to make them believe you are telling the truth, which usually means swearing on a religious book.

I love that show lol

That's a glyptodon. If you want something really freaky, google "giant armadillo".

same.