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Just a reminder for everyone fighting about which one is better 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 hour ago
I think the did the release with extra footage too soon. They should have waited until mid-August.
Which road do you choose? 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 hour ago
I turn around.
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The Zuck joins the fight 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 hours ago
The world will know the truth!
F**king AUSTRIA why do people confuse the 2 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 16 hours ago
Also, there is this "Dude" (he keeps calling himself that... "The Dude")... and he claims to be a Warrior-Monk and keeps going on and on about the "New Earth Army"...
If I fall, at least save him, he's impossible to miss.... he's wearing a robe, has a beard and keeps going on about a stolen rug and white russians. All and all, a chill dude.
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F**king AUSTRIA why do people confuse the 2 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 16 hours ago
They're just poor goats! Nobody else is standing up for them, they're all waiting until September!
.....I walk this lonely tunnel, the only one these goats have ever known, now know where it goes, but it's only me and the goats and we walk alone.
If we fail, wake us up when September ends?
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Cleaning skills 100% 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 16 hours ago
Re-creating trash is actually harder than you think. It's also a wasted endeavor in my eyes, but whatever.
Interesting bear 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 16 hours ago
Cuz he knows he's the boss.
It's time to stop 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 16 hours ago
Well... that is officially the most fucked up thing I've seen in my entire life.
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Hot damn, bout time someone took responsibility 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 16 hours ago
@famousone well, to be fair, we don't exactly hold citizens to the standard of "bettering themselves".
Anyway, again, my biggest issue is with how long it takes. It shouldn't take 5-10 years to determine if someone is a threat or beneficial. This has nothing to do with the individuals either, it has to do with the fact we are sorely lacking judges, lawyers, and most importantly, translators.
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That's a fantastic movie 15 comments
funkmasterrex · 16 hours ago
This is totally "The Princess Diaries".
Not all heroes can find their capes… 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 16 hours ago
He was still at least slightly tipsy, considering the best they could do was pummel him with coffee in the few hours before.
We got detention because we thought she was insinuating sexy time 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 16 hours ago
You miss all the shots you don't take.
And they called infinity war the most ambitious crossover in history 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 16 hours ago
You were at 11 when you claimed 15, but I guess with the reality stone that doesn't matter.
Whifper 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 16 hours ago
MOUSE-RAT.
Somehow Willie Nelson looks the least stoned 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 17 hours ago
That's what the Area 51 guards looked like XD
F**king AUSTRIA why do people confuse the 2 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 17 hours ago
That's the secret tunnel from Area 51 the aliens are using. Trust me, I dug in. For some reason these aliens just stare at goats and the goats fall over and die and then the aliens eat them whole. As @grimreaper said, they are gigantic. I've decided to also save the goats.
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Nice 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 17 hours ago
And the mistake was made.
Hiring someone to rake your lawn is cheaper than a kid.
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Preach 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 17 hours ago
It doesn't even have to be beach volleyball... volleyball in a gym is nice as well.
This prosthetic leg made from titanium 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 17 hours ago
You got magic legs!
hist 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 17 hours ago
Yeah, I'd protest that, even as a kid. I was a jackass of a student; in a way, still am.
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He died in that cage so that others would be uncaged 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 17 hours ago
Dicks out, RIP.
The Zuck joins the fight 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 17 hours ago
Don't forget, Speilberg was the one who put Zuck's "dad" in there and coordinated "Close Encounters" to use the Devil's Tower as a misdirection for the conspiracy theorists. The movie is also covered in a ton of subtle minor references that turn these people away from mashed potatoes, it's not just the obvious one we all know. This is because his "dad" wants all the potatoes for itself, as he uses them for power. This is also why Idaho has been a testing ground for gigantic potatoes for decades. Those potatoes are radiated and intelligently designed to produce extra power for his "dad". Some weird shit goin' on in the western US.
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It really is 16 comments
funkmasterrex · 17 hours ago
19 for movie theaters. Like 6 for movies at home. And yes, yes it is.
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"Metaphors" 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 17 hours ago
I'm assuming the title is the way it is because it's a simile and not a metaphor.
Dentisy 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 17 hours ago
One does not simply pass on Jurassic Park after the first "DUN DUN deeeeewwwwewewew" goes off.
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