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Rip in pieces, mr. Breadmen 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 14 hours ago
Regret in 3... 2... 1....
Ballcuzzi 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 14 hours ago
That sounds amazing.
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Um they're actually average 16 comments
funkmasterrex · 14 hours ago
And it's not like you need a boner for your dick to be chopped off... or ripped off... or mauled or burned or all other kinds of fucked up shit.
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Um they're actually average 16 comments
funkmasterrex · 14 hours ago
A lot of ancient cultures fought nekkid. Not like, on the battlefield, but in arenas and such.
So I found this dog portrait in a museum in France 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 14 hours ago
I am become depression... meh'er of worlds.
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Um they're actually average 16 comments
funkmasterrex · 14 hours ago
It's not just that, there was also the advantage of it being harder for someone to chop off your dick. If your dick were to be chopped off, either you bleed out or you get most of that shit cauterized and hope sepsis doesn't take hold... so basically you'd just want to bleed out; maybe a spear in the noggin for mercy.
Enjoy your Pasta! 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 14 hours ago
Why the corn and carrots? Get that shit outta here. I need salt and butter... and onions; lots of onions.
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Just noticed wating in line for coffe. BOOBS 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
I c I c...
Psychedelic effects 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
LOL yep.
Floaters everywhere 15 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
My hypothesis about the static (I've never cared enough to look it up), is that it's radiation just beyond the visible spectrum and that our brain registers it subconsciously, it just can't visually process it for us.
Floaters everywhere 15 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
I don't shave my pits, but if you have dark pit hair I can see how this could happen.
Floaters everywhere 15 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
I get the static all the time lol.
Why I'll never get a pet 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
Sadness is only a negative emotion if you turn it into one.
Damn Nature U scary 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
Horses and cows do as well. Most herbivores actually do eat a little meat on the side.
Spot the differ.... Oh wait 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
growth rate.
Just noticed wating in line for coffe. BOOBS 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
I am so fucking confused.
Apparently you can out magic a magic-cian 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
You could do this same trick on any card trick person if you keep a card in your pocket everywhere you go and then call out your own card every time. I'd use a joker card lol
Well... I guess you could only do it with magicians that are using the same size/style of card that you have, but w/e.
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Boobs or ass? 19 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
*grunts gruntingly*
*nods*
*whistles in fugazi*
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Can you name these movies from Robin Williams 16 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
Well... I gotta find it first. I'll decide the drugs later I guess.
Greta the Mouse (FeelGoodSubstance) 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
He's achieved awareness not deemed possible.
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Can you name these movies from Robin Williams 16 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
Okay I gotta watch that. Should I get shrooms? I mean, that sounds like a movie I should make an event of.
True that! 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
It sounds like you had a master debate with yourself; I apologize I caused a mental block; you'll find it in time. There is no need for frustration.
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Can you name these movies from Robin Williams 16 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
What is the head on a platter?
Greta the Mouse (FeelGoodSubstance) 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
I wouldn't be able to sleep with a mouse in my hand. If I fell asleep, I'd probably wind up crushing the mouse... and because of that, I'd fight off sleep.
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