AKA Immortal Tempo

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Dear mr. Zuckerberg 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
It's pretty hard to overstate anything about Hoover in particular, as whatever you state, what he actually did is probably worse.
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Anyone else see a problem 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
I'm not just positive I see a problem, I'm HIV positive I see a problem.
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The Badger who defied it all 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
Zero fucks given from honey badger.
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What I listened to on the school bus 10 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
There was like a 3 month inside joke about "Toxic" back when I was in HS. We'd randomly screech it in the hallways, trying to out-screech each other. It was fun.
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This is what I'm talking about. Most of the page is covered by ads 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
But think of the people trying to sell breast pumps.
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Otterly offensive 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
That's even worse XD
Meet Jonathon the tortoise. He's the oldest known animal in the world at present 15 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
Look at my other comment XD Don't worry, we're on the same wavelength now.
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Meet Jonathon the tortoise. He's the oldest known animal in the world at present 15 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
Ugh, I gotta read comments first. I keep telling myself to do it, but then I don't do it and want to kick myself; greenland sharks immediately went through my mind.
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Meet Jonathon the tortoise. He's the oldest known animal in the world at present 15 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
That's not even close to being true. There are greenland sharks that are easily pushing 400. Their exact age can't be pinned down as accurately, but they're obviously older.
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You already know 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
I think we've stumbled upon a time loop.
Seriously though 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
"The PoPo". I like this police department.
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I bet her name is Karen 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
How dare you besmirch the name of Helen. This is obviously the work of a Susan or a Karen.
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Otterly offensive 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
Idk man, stupid Texans are dangerous; and given not one of them realized they spelled "loiters" and "shot" wrong, they all must be really fucking stupid.
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Well you can't say he is wrong 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
The real question is "was she down with titty fucking in the 60's?" and then... if so... who was that lucky chap or chaps?
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Sonic was a mistake 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
Sonic taking it like a champ.
That's Bananas 9 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
No, the seeds are still there, they are just very small, which... yes, we selectively bred them for.
If he fails, they send in the power armor Goofys 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
Hasn't that already happened?
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Life hack 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
pfft.... fruity flavors doesn't make you fruity.
Ah. Titles are hard. 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 days ago
We need "volunteers".
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Just had to do it 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 days ago
Tommy guns are fucking hilarious when you really consider it all. I mean, that's a weapon that's making a point, a very assaulting point; built specifically for spraying like Riley Reid...
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I bet it only opens if you use a credit card 16 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 days ago
I was "taught" how to drive by a stupid state run online course meant for a fucking 7 year old, at best. Then... I just drove. I spent many hours in a car before being behind a wheel... that shit wasn't lost on me. I knew what the fuck I was doing, I just needed a card to keep me out of trouble while I did what I knew I was doing.
I mean, that argument even works if you live in NYC and your family doesn't own a car; you take a taxi sometimes, right?
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Beholders are weird, man 15 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 days ago
Behold, the Beholder has become The Beyonder.
Guys, due to prior experience I'm going to say we should probably stop him.
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Beholders are weird, man 15 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 days ago
behold.... unless you're from Paraguay. If you're from Paraguay, fuck you. I'm sorry Paraguay.
If he fails, they send in the power armor Goofys 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 days ago
100% Whirling Dervish.
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Just had to do it 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 days ago
You could skew that violent crime stat regionally if you wanted, but yeah, overall, we are at most peaceful times so far.
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