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Smile of a contented man 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 19 hours ago
Given the chance I'd punch McConnell in the throat... I don't care if his turtle neck whiplashes back and breaks my wrist.
YES. Let's do this. 51 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
Oh, it also came with like... a clear half sphere for the submarine which I'm going to use on a "deep sea" aquarium... as I got a bunch of starfish and I'm going to make little jellyfish lol
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YES. Let's do this. 51 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
Lol it's going to be part of this.... castle/house thing I'm building. I needed more pieces for the reef.. as I only had sharks, which looked stupid... so I've built 2 of the reefs so far but haven't "installed" them into the set yet; I have to build two more large walls and finish the basketball court... But instead of putting water inside, I have these light blue tinted windows that will make it look like there's water in there. Side not, the set also got me two dolphins, but they are really small, so I'm going to put them somewhere else, as like... statues.
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#PrayForFlorida 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
Maybe it was 2.5 gallons and they just forgot the .
Big Brain time 10 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
Smh lol
Takes a while to see 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
Someone tell John Cena to stop parking in my dang driveway.
YES. Let's do this. 51 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
I finally got around to picking up that LEGO set I needed for my LEGO aquarium.
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Carefully, he's a hero 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
Carried her in.
yes 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
1.8 billion.
yes 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
Nah, that's all in those numbers. Jordan only earned around $90 mil from his player contracts, $33 million of it coming in a single year.
KAREN! 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
Nice.
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Big Brain time 10 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
Has that teacher ever looked at the Moon? Lol..... smh.
#PrayForFlorida 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
The diet pepsi is hilarious, like, dude, just go for broke at that point and get a normal pepsi.
#PrayForFlorida 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
Is this dude trying to become The Goblin King?!
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Lemme show you a thicc ass 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
G'daaaamn
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Not again!!! 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 days ago
There is a game for liars where you might inadvertently technically join the Russian mafia. I mean... it's a game invented by a Russian guy called "Mafia", also known as "Werewolf"... and you've probably already played a version of it at some point.
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Hard to be mad when you're having such a good time 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 days ago
I can see that.
Infinite loop 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 days ago
I AM THE BONG LORD
This is Bertha. She makes holes in the earth 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 days ago
Bertha be big.
Yelled at him for being on the counter...Now he's taunting me 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 days ago
You're authority is, quite clearly, not respected.
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Epstein's watch 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 days ago
"Shit, did you get that on camera?"
To beer root not to beer... 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 days ago
Of Mice and Gin.
The Count of Pinot Grigio.
White Russian 19: The Widowmaker.
I know the last one is a move instead of a book, but whatever.
Oh shit, edit: one more: The Fiddler on the Juice.
Oh double shit, edit: another: Fahrenheit 101.
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Larry the Raven. He big boy, he 2 ft tall 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 days ago
:/ I had no banana on me.
I feel sorry for u John 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 days ago
With El Camino coming out, technically his journey ain't over yet.
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This is the true gamer Ideology, you may not like it 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 days ago
But that's my anaconda. Her name is Lillie.
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