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Yes oh god yes 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
Of course, I'll even let him chose the course as not to be coarse.
Do not question my state 27 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
Vegas jacking off to themselves.
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Helltaker is a great free short indie videogame on Steam 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
Maybe she's doing it on purpose.
Buffy repulsive true Grouse 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
That's Rihanna on meth.
What happens if you listen to the Beatles while painting 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
7/10, needs a walrus in a yellow submarine.
This is how people are gonna reinvent the TV after technological civilization collapses 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
I used to be able to do this with Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls. I could even put on little readings and do all the facial stuff and mannerisms.
Stupid snobbish Jellyfish 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
I had a dream I got a pet tiger 2 nights ago. He got out and started murdering all the dogs in my neighborhood, like not even eating them, just murdering them. I had bought a cow for him to eat, but the cow just shat all over my LEGO sets.... then this lady came at me with a kitchen knife cuz the tiger murdered her dog. It was a weird ass dream.
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Blue waffle 49 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
tired cheeseburger
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Cold round imminent Raccoon 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 days ago
Ironically, forcing people to wait to try alcohol, which some people do, increases alcoholism. The earlier you learn to respect it, the lower the chance of alcoholism.
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Freelance super sweating Flamingo 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 days ago
100kg is 100kg regardless.
Our teacher told us to get In groups and practise theses Shakespearean insults, I love 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 days ago
Frothy fully-gorged harpy
clouted common-kissing clotpole/coxcomb
logger-headed hedge-born horned beast
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Unfortunate advertisements 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 days ago
I don't care if it was an accident or not, that's hilarious.
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Flip flap flappy let's keep this comment section clean 9 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 days ago
waving around the firehose.
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It's been one of those days. I'm not imagining. I sympathize 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 days ago
he probably was, but that's not entirely true. The Romans' census records, to this day, remain incredibly accurate and Jesus himself doesn't show up. He should have, multiple times, but the census data was never collected on him. I'm not saying this proves anything against him existing, I'm just saying something sus happened. Wrong place of birth, didn't exist, wrong name (as Jesus wasn't even his name), torn out of the census later... all plausible. It's reported he might have gone to Alexandria during the parts of his life that aren't in the Bible, but he still would have shown up in the Roman census still, as the Romans loved their censuses as that's how they determined tax rates... and getting that shit right without a computer? Well, you take it seriously.
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"Croutons of Christ" 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 days ago
You accounted for the "water" weight twice, cuz we all know 5'10 Jesus didn't weigh 224 lbs.
Hard pill to swallow 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 days ago
Perfection.
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This aged well .. 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 days ago
I dunno if anyone would have committed to 2020 had we known.
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Love this Mandalorian Cover. 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 days ago
Hell TF YES.
Beautiful dive 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 days ago
ouch.
Best mere discovered Magpie 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 days ago
I'm stealing this because I can; don't worry, it's a worthy cause and i don't wanna hear no complaining bout no tree fiddy.
???? opalized ammonite fossil 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 days ago
but can I fuck it?
Goofy stately Owl 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 days ago
Kayla gettin way more dick than you Karen.
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When the LSD hits really hard and keeps on getting harder 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 days ago
Kids do drugs, don't.
In all seriousness the eyes in the top right... if you know, you know.
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Healthcare for some 87 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 days ago
Hell in a way it goes deeper than that; it's literally in our nature. We helped out our own tribe incase somebody got fucked up, because in doing so it affords protection for the self. Basic healthcare. The ideas have become conflated with economical socialism, which isn't even what raising taxes on the wealthy is... They'll still be rich. It would take centuries for Bezos to spend $140 billion for example.. and the sheer number of public roads he's utilized to make that money demands he pays taxes to keep up the maintenance on those roads.
Healthcare for some 87 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 days ago
Aye that I agree with, which is my point. It wasn't called socialism, and similar ideas existed, it's how people now are expressing the fear of the idea of "socialism" now, when it was clearly there from the beginning.
Hell, in a way, Romans practiced a form of socialism with bath houses.
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