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I promote body integrity for your safety 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
eel power ftw
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This explains so much .. 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
not eveerything, but alot
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Coming on kind hard 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
kill the dad, two probs solved
Which one of these is real? 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
ur mom is an allegory.... i got all da deets.
Thank god anon would never advocate violence against other kinds of people 10 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
I know exactly what it reminds me of...and as much i wanna laugh ir away we both know i can't
The don'ts of visiting France 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
better than saying she was the worst whore in all of Paris.
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The don'ts of visiting France 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
lol
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Someone explain why water is dangerous in airports? 17 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
lol you can investigate me if so compelled, i'm not gonna do any of that crap
edit: oh the vasectomy, yeah that shit got wild... i wouldn't recommend it.
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Understandable 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 days ago
They still explain why he was interested. It's like a child growing up to marry his babysitter sorta... it's kind of weird, but if you're an attractive babysitter, the kid will have a crush on you; as you aren't his mom or sister but are caring towards him and as a kid the brain isn't usually developed enough to distinguish.
Truth 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 days ago
same lmao
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The don'ts of visiting France 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 days ago
Your mother was the best whore in all of Paris.
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Thank god anon would never advocate violence against other kinds of people 10 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 days ago
i should add, the moment it was realized the direction this was all going, and still going along is unforgivable. The ignorance before it all happen can be forgiven, but not once you know what is happening and are chill about it, it's better to die fighting it than living with the guilt of it.
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Thank god anon would never advocate violence against other kinds of people 10 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 days ago
I'd have to argue they didn't know how fucked up it would actually become, cuz WW2 was truly unfathomable prior; hell we nearly did the same thing in the US. People have a tendency to forget mistakes.
Road side board in South Dakota today 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 days ago
Never talk about Bruno. I accidently took a date to that movie, driving about 40 min to meet up... MISTAKE. At least she snuck me in and had a shitton of beer.
Something came up 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 days ago
This is why i'm the dude that solo's the group project. If you want something done right, do it yourself.
Based japs 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 days ago
japanese karens go grrrr
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The Adventures of Bayou Billy 12 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 days ago
watch out though, she might try to stab you.
The Adventures of Bayou Billy 12 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 days ago
congrats on raising a sociopath.
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Wait what? 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 days ago
and Falcon and Winter Solider, while the idea was sane, the methods were insane... and seriously, nobody liked US Agent, that dude was a tool.
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MeN dOn'T lIkE sTrOnG fEmAlE cHaRaCtErS 13 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 days ago
or purposefully kill yourself and take them with you if you see you'll lose that round. I know i went from main game to just matches, but w/e, most of that holds for both modes.
edit: also with yoshimitsu, if you let him heal himself it's game over.... but people quickly learn to stop that.
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MeN dOn'T lIkE sTrOnG fEmAlE cHaRaCtErS 13 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 days ago
I've played through as armor king, king and yoshimitsu, but as lily it's straight up ez mode. and i have her dressed as a demon bat schoolgirl now one one and the other version is just best augments for murking thing. It's funny, everyone knows i'ma do the cartwheel combo, slap them, low kick into a high kick, move right, cartwheel combo, slap them... and there's not a goddamn thing they can do about it.. it's so unfair... i've been accused of button mashing so many times, but that's not true, I know exactly what i'm doing. I ignore grapples on her just cuz the time/damage effort isn't worth it. I grapple on king and armor king all the time, that and those punches are their strengths, you just gotta be real methodical. With yoshimitsu it's helicopter mode and just being entirely unpredictable. The tri kick combo is especial dangerous, and he can dodge faster than anyone, you just need to make sure you don't overuse it and kill yourself.
MeN dOn'T lIkE sTrOnG fEmAlE cHaRaCtErS 13 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 days ago
Truth. I love Danvers, but she's prone to alcoholism and month long blackouts when she goes binary mode (granted she fucks EVERYTHING around her up in binary mode, and easily becomes a top 5 most powerful marvel character, she's so goddamn unstable. Ripley is just a natural badass... and Rey, as much as I like Daisy, is just a stupidly written character.
We are them 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 days ago
another, there is*
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Can't blame him much 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 days ago
aren't cunts supposed to be fucked?
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