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funkmasterrex


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Adulting just got harder 15 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
that's good. Sleeping better? When I messed up my back that was, by far, the worst part... just a constant pain that would try to prevent me from sleeping.
Bisexuality is my passion 19 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
just chalk it up to Loki not making sense whatsoever.
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Cheddar Larson 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
Will Ferrell going off as Bush for an entire HBO special is one of the funniest of the funny I've ever seen.
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I am an American who has been successfully converted to Metric 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
@wompdog147 that's the entire reason it hasn't been done. There's also the fact the sheer number of idiots that forgot the metric system would wind up killing us all with sheer stupidity.
John Cena after spending too much time in the sun 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
TF u talking about, there's no black man in the photo; clearly it's just a picture of the road and GAK.
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Aurochs 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
and then they ate them.
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United in carelessness 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
such a brainy meme.
What's this? 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
uwu.
I’m trying my best to be 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
ah... yes.. Ms. Martin.
If you say so 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
wtf debbie.
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This week 12 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
agreed.
Adulting just got harder 15 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
@karlboll damn that sucks, Hopefully that will buy you a few decades of not being in pain, but after a fusion, if you hurt it again it will be a lot worse. I pray that doesn't happen for you.
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Spoopy season 14 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
I purposefully don't kill spiders. I can deal with silk threads once they are gone (usually the spider eats the silk threads anyway), and they kill bugs for me. As I smoke outside I open my patio door far more often than I'd like. Spiders, 99% of the time, are super useful. I guess they love me back a bit much and when I turn in my sleep the go arggggg on my nuts.
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Cronch 14 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
most def lol
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Do. Not. The. Cat. Please. 10 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
ty ty
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Adulting just got harder 15 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
that's comfy
There be poop in them hills 9 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
mom's sghetti
This week 12 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
I mean, that was obvious but I guess they measured it? It sounds as stupid as using a yard stick to measure a ruler
This week 12 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
oh okie then. That one is we discorvered our magnetosphere ripples.
Magic 8-Ball. What am I? 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
there we go.
Spoopy season 14 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
both times it happened i was drunk and it was winter. I have warm nuts I guess.
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More fillosuffee 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
oops, accidently created 100k spies in your country, so sowwy.
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*squints* 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
AYE YO ADRIAN; YOU'RE AS FUCKING DUMBASS. YEAH YOU HEARD ME. - Rocky
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Spoopy season 14 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
that's so mean imo... the spider did nothing to you; you didn't have to go all inquisition on it.
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Spoopy season 14 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
well they need to go after these skeeters instead of trying to cozy next to my balls in my sleep. If they win like that, I win... if they fucking bite my nutsack I'ma kill em and then we both lose.
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