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Damaged bro code 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 14 hours ago
I let two people borrow a game, one friggin sold it, the other lost it. Needless to say after I was reimbursed I no longer spoke with either.
Froggo Fun #528 - Rock Music 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 14 hours ago
I have one of this with a staff that sort of looks like an old school mic when compared to the frog; he could do lead vocals.
My great grandparents who met and serve during WW2 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
It's Chris Evans and Hayley Atwell
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I tried to explain she got my order wrong, but apparently that was impossible. All this 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
wal-mart and kroger pick-up will do this if they don't have an item you ordered; they go one size up. I've had them do it with jalapenos, tp, kleenex, gatorade, steak, cereal and chicken off the top of my head.
Drunk Girls Being Wholesome 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 days ago
it was Mt. Roberts btw, which is like, right next to Juneau, and I'm not kidding, it goes from sea level to 3,000 ft rapidly. Most take the tram up, but there's also a path that goes up. The tram will screw with your senses way worse (altitude difference), while as the path it'll slow down the pace of it. There's a silly little random cross near the top; and due to the weather, the trees look all mangled at the roots. It's actually really cool.
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Drunk Girls Being Wholesome 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 days ago
I was at a bar in Boston; drunk girl next to me at a counter literally rammed her butt on me and just sorta kept it there, looked at me, said "god you're so sexy".. to which I said "I really wanna, but my mom is right over there". Something similar also happened when I took a cruise to Alaska, but instead of the butt she just kept jumping into my lap. Both those incidents did more for my mental health swifter than any psychiatrist could manage. I was honored. It may seem like we don't notice the little things (men that is), but we do and we appreciate it; it's not also always about sex; the cruise ship lap thing, all I wanted to do was sit there and hug her and stare at the ocean. Alas, we were making port and my mom wanted to go climb a mountain, so I had to go do that; like I'ma let my mom get fuckin lost or fall over on a mountain.
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Change my mind… 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 days ago
oh it was bad, but the story behind it is insane. Also, anytime Bill Murray is on a golf course it's funny.
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How I wake up every morning 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 days ago
At least you wake up in a bed; the past 5 times I've woken up it was outside on patio, on the floor after i fell off my sofa, and out on my sidewalk. Those damn skeeters feasted on me. W/e, the skeeters will live for now; providing food for dragonflies and I love the dragonflies that call my plot of land home.
Bad things happening to children! Christmas in Jersey! 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 days ago
bum bum bum WORLDSTAR
Huge pigeons 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 days ago
A pigeon that big would be terrifying. Think about what a single peck would do.
Who do you choose 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 days ago
Obi-Wan.
American allies 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 days ago
LOL XD I'm sorry but the Get-along" shirt line cracked me up
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Rock on lil bro 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 days ago
he's just roosting roasted.
You know the rules 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 days ago
rules? welcome to the park.
Stupid gravity pulling me down all the time. 12 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 days ago
North West will be a hit; just give her 2 decades.
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Stupid gravity pulling me down all the time. 12 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 days ago
you can find me in da club
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Una tortuga 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 days ago
I'd treat them as such even if they couldn't.. as not would me trying to bounce basketballs off them. The argument never really mattered; I just found it interesting; I was going to show respect to the shell anyway. If I had to kill a tortoise, it wouldn't be that way; I'd make the suffering minimalized while keeping as much of it as intact as possible... which also, this is gonna sound vicious but it isn't... chopping it's head off and then crushing it's brain. Most reptiles can live for a little while w/o a body. I wouldn't not want one feeling pain longer than needed.
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Stupid gravity pulling me down all the time. 12 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 days ago
Imagine there's no religion
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X - 9 = 60 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 days ago
yepo, and it still doesn't work all the time.
Man proposes to other man with a bouquet of weed flowers, 1970 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 week ago
gotta smoke em first.
Where’s Robin? 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 week ago
no thank you XD
Man proposes to other man with a bouquet of weed flowers, 1970 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 week ago
what the fuck happned with this comment session; the only way that could be funnier is if you all were stoned AF.
X - 9 = 60 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 week ago
45 miles per second; we're spaceboooound. Watch the neck. (It takes about 22 feet per sec from standstill to kill a human by snapping their neck); it's roughly dependent on weight. As an add on; this is why most people who are hung die from suffocating rather than a neck snap; which is entirely fucked up.
Me everyday 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 week ago
dash, I love you for this. This is a golden ray upon the sunflower i attempt to be.
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Lunch is served @catfluff 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 week ago
orz. For I am humbled by this blessing.