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Stop! 9 comments
funkmasterrex · 22 hours ago
I've seen it here in Dallas before.
Kitty helps autistic kid with anxiety issues 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 22 hours ago
Hopefully the shampoo is safe for cats... That can screw up their natural oils.. and they lick themselves a lot so.... residue.
The tables have turned 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 22 hours ago
and a pizza Friday!
Anyone else who does this with their cat? 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 22 hours ago
nope. She has to initiate the knawing.
It's that simple 17 comments
funkmasterrex · 22 hours ago
I'm positive all of us have committed petty theft. Some of us without realizing it. Taking a pencil and didn't put it back? Petty theft.
So we are all to blame for it 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 22 hours ago
Well then... that's a point in circumcision's (male) favor.
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All that money spent on expensive popcorn 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 22 hours ago
That can't be true. Diabetics alone would be enough to make that illegal.
Or.... baby formula.
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All that money spent on expensive popcorn 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 22 hours ago
Every theater around me allows it. I walk in with my bag of chips and vitamin water/vodka mix. Nobody says shit unless I'm already plastered and caused a scene <_<... like when I went to see Deadpool 2 on my birthday and was shitfaced > _>
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Trash pandas 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 22 hours ago
You'd be surprised how much cocaine, xanax, oxycotin... etc... gets pumped out from sewers and into the ecosystem.
Trash pandas 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 22 hours ago
The fuck you doing Rocket? He doesn't have a prosthetic.
Don’t worry South Carolina, help is on the way! 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 22 hours ago
Kiawah Island is pretty chill.
A whip made out of a spine 14 comments
funkmasterrex · 22 hours ago
that last part...l m f a o.
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Animal sanctuary 13 comments
funkmasterrex · 22 hours ago
Fuck all that except the cockatoo, the taxidermist and the dude just wanting to visit the owl.
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The chosen one 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 22 hours ago
Is just what we do. Dey understand.
Please. My BF everyone. Help 14 comments
funkmasterrex · 22 hours ago
thirding the shower sex is overrated. Fucking stubbing your toe on the drain thingy at the bottom... fuck that.
Now a bathtub can be wayyyy less trouble... but I'd still kinda want to wear pool shoes.
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Is this true 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 23 hours ago
Or just pseudo-sleep in class. Absorb the teachers words as if they were a sonnet written just for you. Teachers tend to give answers to their own tests.
Neatly stacked cherries in market 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 23 hours ago
it's going to cause an avalanche, obviously, but hey... apparently they were REALLY, REALLY bored.
Never thought I'd die fighting dye 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 23 hours ago
I'm going to go with the later... cuz that's my experience as well.
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Profit? I think having a conversation like adults will be a much better idea 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 23 hours ago
That's actually a damn good run.
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Some things no one taught you 26 comments
funkmasterrex · 23 hours ago
Nah man, that's all legit advice.
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Be my Papa 16 comments
funkmasterrex · 23 hours ago
oooooooooooof
It all make sense now!!! 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 23 hours ago
I didn't get it from tumblr. It's just what I got from watching the movie without knowing anything beforehand besides that there was a snowman, she could freeze shit and that goddamn song (which I secretly love... shhh)
Who wishes to spank him? 9 comments
funkmasterrex · 23 hours ago
.....I'd pay $3 to beat him with a trout. I'd pay $3 to beat pretty much any human over 6 with a trout. That's just really funny. Even better if they pay me.
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Good design is key 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 23 hours ago
So underrated.
They don't like it other 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 23 hours ago
Batman has a way to end every single member of the Justice League, even himself.