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Resistance is futile 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 hours ago
I really do get involuntarily violent. I once kicked my dad in the face full strength because he tickled my feet. Lucky for him I was only 10ish. He stopped tickling me.
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Ultimate tax hax 17 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 hours ago
And then we can work on getting rid of loopholes and ridiculous deductions so we don't have a 20k page long tax code that only around 0.5% of the population totally understands.
Ultimate tax hax 17 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 hours ago
The super rich can influence politicians into favoring them, basically buying votes, and comparatively, it's cheaper than them paying taxes on personal wealth. I'm totally fine with a low corporate tax rate, actually, but a progressive personal wealth tax I can get behind. And by progressive I don't mean in the sense of a "progressive vs conservative" or any crap like that. A progressive tax system is just a tiered; your first.. say 25k, no income or capital gains tax. 25-50k, taxed at 10%, 50k-100k, taxed at 15%, 100k-200k, taxed at 20%, 200k-1M, taxed at 23%, 1M-10M, 25%, 10M-50M, 30%, 50-100M, 50%, 100M+, 60%. It doesn't mean the 60% rate is applied to lower tiers. if you're making 100M+ a year, personally, you're also using the bulk of the infrastructure in this country in some way or another to make that much money, the least you can do is help maintain it; as it's also in your best interest anyway, as without the infrastructure, you're not making that insane amount of money.
L is for the way you Burn Cities 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 hours ago
The Christonion
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I can make this joke 12 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 hours ago
thy doth restorth thy dicktip, and god said upon his dicktip, yey, blessed by thy dicktip
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Welcome bruddas 12 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 hours ago
I feel like I'm at a fork in the road, with no idea which path to take.
Freedoms per bald eagle 9 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 hours ago
Some of them, a lot more than you'd think, ARE brainwashed.
WHERE’S THE BEEF?! - gran, probably 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 hours ago
That's what my mom gets lol
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It is estimated that 15-55 million people died from 1959-1961 due to famine in China 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 days ago
And those low estimates are from biased sources that wanted to downplay it. It is far more likely it was 45-60 million.
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Btw I know that ur just pronounced guilty 9 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 days ago
As @famousone said, you are allowed to pick what you're swearing the oath upon. It's purely symbolic, although if you're about to be judged by your peers it helps your case to make them believe you are telling the truth, which usually means swearing on a religious book.
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Btw I know that ur just pronounced guilty 9 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 days ago
I PLEAD DA FIF.
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Gotta admit, tumblr has some good writing prompts 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 days ago
I love that show lol
Gotta admit, tumblr has some good writing prompts 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 days ago
But do they make a little vampire daughter who happens to be Kirsten Dunst and can't be controlled as she has childish impulses on top of her vampiric impulses?
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Came back to bite us later :( 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 days ago
All we had to do was give them a few billion to rebuild their infrastructure instead of leaving the region in utter chaos and we would have been spared 2 wars and trillions later. This country can be so short-sighted sometimes.
Adam and Eve, ashamed of their nakedness, hide from God 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 days ago
That's a glyptodon. If you want something really freaky, google "giant armadillo".
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Everyone loves a gender reveal party 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 days ago
Bruh, RUN.
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I’m rich- 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 days ago
I can squeeze a quarter oz out of that, which will hold me over til my next harvest. I would humbly accept this gift.
Eminem rap battles Hitler 1945 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 days ago
Mussolini's spaghetti is brilliance.
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Imagine it, just imagine it 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 days ago
same.
Yes 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 days ago
what the hell lmao
Hehe boi 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 days ago
ain't that the truth.
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You’ve seen Eminem. Now get ready for Feminem 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 days ago
why you do this to me
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Thank you Terry, very cool 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 days ago
Props, Terry, props. Tell Bruce I say hi.
Must get those goods 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 days ago
the preciouses.
Common sense 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 days ago
or they'll just change the laws.
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