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Helpless hoc Wasp 33 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 hours ago
Honestly, in my area it's the fucking robins that go 9000. There is some sort of crazy bird turf war going on and the robins are pwning everything. I have yet to see a cardinal this spring.
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My old pappy used to say "no matter how good you think you are there is always some 9 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 hours ago
Long story short.... did you eat cheetos and drink the diet dew?
12 years 10 comments
funkmasterrex · 14 hours ago
The fuck, did she steal the time stone?!
Helpless hoc Wasp 33 comments
funkmasterrex · 14 hours ago
Aye. That'd be the word I were questing for.
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Padipata interactive punching bag 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 14 hours ago
I don't know. I'd say... perhaps use a system of projectors and something to track it? I agree there is zero chance of it lasting if it's inside the bag.
I don't know if it would even be a good training method though, as it's 100% reactive.
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Idk aliens? 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 14 hours ago
hypotheses* Theories are the scientific equivalent of a mathematical proof.
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Idk aliens? 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 14 hours ago
That's fucking creepy.
Kids superheroes 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 14 hours ago
Neither does Captain Marvel.
Smart kid is going places 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 14 hours ago
At least it didn't go the other way.
Jeopardy 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 14 hours ago
NAGGERS RANDY, NAGGERS GDI.
My favorite bed 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 14 hours ago
so smol
Helpless hoc Wasp 33 comments
funkmasterrex · 14 hours ago
Oh... and when bluejays and mockingbirds are both fighting at the same time, it's amazing.
Helpless hoc Wasp 33 comments
funkmasterrex · 14 hours ago
Never seen a rattle snake, but I've found shed skins. Frogs/Toads, yep... and they are a pain getting out of my pool, as I rinse them off so the chlorine doesn't kill them. Crickets/flies/skeeters I now have an army of Anoles outside to combat. Seriously, in 10 years they'll be here naturally, hardly invasive... plus they're chill AF. Locusts might create the most annoying sound ever. It's like a lawnmower next to your window at fucking 3AM. Fuck them.
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Helpless hoc Wasp 33 comments
funkmasterrex · 14 hours ago
I've seriously seen grasshoppers the size of praying manti. It's fucked up....
and as it's spring, nearly every time I go out for a cigarette during daytime, mockingbirds are fucking each other up. It's like watching a free cock-fight on the hour, every hour... of day light.
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Helpless hoc Wasp 33 comments
funkmasterrex · 14 hours ago
dick magic. I've got something in my front pocket for yoooouuuuu
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Helpless hoc Wasp 33 comments
funkmasterrex · 14 hours ago
WAY bigger.
Helpless hoc Wasp 33 comments
funkmasterrex · 14 hours ago
Only one with a massive ego would make such a claim.
Helpless hoc Wasp 33 comments
funkmasterrex · 14 hours ago
Otters are fucking nuts. Most seal species (Leopard seals not included for damn good reason) are much smaller than you think.
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5 more minutes 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 14 hours ago
Light can't fuck with you if you learn to sleep during daylight hours. Vampires, 4 steps ahead.
This one time, we... Umm... Never mind 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 14 hours ago
All the time.
No, youre crying 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 14 hours ago
Fuck you, I'm not crying, I'm refreshing my eye spheres.
Old witch gets fired 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 14 hours ago
Wrecked; but I'm curious about the privacy laws. I'd imagine since it was in a classroom and a public setting recording would be permissible, just not 100% on it o_O anyone?
This guy has it right 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 18 hours ago
a dogfish
My old pappy used to say "no matter how good you think you are there is always some 9 comments
funkmasterrex · 19 hours ago
Do you go zip-lining? I couldn't make it past the first 3 words without saying that, South Park jokes are a reflex.
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Choose your fighter 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 19 hours ago
even though it has the overall lowest stat count, going with the middle because I know how to abuse the crap out of them and reverse that agility rating, I'm one of those guys that goes "Skeerrrrrrrrrtttt" and drifts them
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