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King Snake "In Blue" 14 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
Yeah, I tried pretty much everything possible. That's why I gave her up.
Finished my first big cross stitch project today! 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
In my Blue, I picked Squirtle, no lie. I beat the whole game with Squirtle/Kabuto/Weedle/Haunter/Machop/Pigeot; obviously all evolving... because I never knew how to switch them. My sister restarted with Charmander and couldn't get passed Brock. I bitched her out and didn't talk with her for two months. By then Gold/Silver came around and I let her have my Blue so she'd leave me alone. I picked Chickorita at first, out of spite.. and beat the game (Lugia + Kabutops + Mantine was dangerous, even with 3x water). Then with Gold I went with Cyndiquil. I restarted Silver after you get through the other side, had homie trade everything over and then trade back... then I went through with a bulbsaur from about as close as you can get to the beginning. <3
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The way this tree trunk grew 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
That's not one tree.
Every. Single. Time 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
My hands were smaller, my dad usually held the flashlight. With my mom she'd hold it after she knew I knew... and I'd guide her where I couldn't go and get angry and tell her to fuck off. <_<
Can we all agree that these two moments were the best in gaming of 2018 10 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
My best 2018 gaming moment was finally getting another shiny Kabutops after I lost my DS over a decade ago.
3rd eyes 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
shrooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooms.
For all you haters, aww yeah 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
...Osama Bin Semen was where I stopped. Lmao.... I wanna watch the rest but fam is here.
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Turn Around 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
TURN AROUND....
The importance of context 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
Why don't swat teams show up on these yards?
What an asshole 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
"with a view to deceive" would be what makes it illegal. @smitty is right.
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Guess what time it is?? 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
Hey man... even the clinically insane have needs.
Finished my first big cross stitch project today! 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
Chlorophyll Venusaur is the best Grass sweeper in the game now that Ninetales and
Mega-Charizard Y have Drought. Don't even get me started on Primal Groudon.
Mega Venusaur is also an absolute beast now that mega evolutions happen before the turn, meaning thick fat protection from the beginning.
America! F**k yeah! 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
At least some states are trying <.,<
Lizbians 21 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
Why don't we just put a few individuals in separate boxes and then a group in another box? That seems simple enough. <_< I guess after you'd have to wonder about contact... perhaps a lizard doll with pheromones?
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Lizbians 21 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
Nobody ever takes this argument serial. The gay lizard argument is nothing like the gay frog argument.
In ally seriousness, anytime I point this out... or the penguins... or the seals or whales or beetles.... or.. monkeys.. on nearly any other site, it doesn't end very well.
Sorry bout facts for them.
Anyway, this isn't the only species.
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She took revenge f*cking to a whole new level 13 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
<_< Let's us apply the scientific method. We need results that shall survive scrutiny and are repetitive! Conclusively!
Two captive elephants bidding adieu 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
Nothing... except hopefully they both produce more baby elephants and live in comfortable quarters; hopefully ensuring the survival of the species.
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Cat Avenges Puppy's Honor 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
Bitch come at my boi!
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Best wanted ad 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
My only issue is... if my hours are 9-5, and you keep me until 6 without being paid for that extra hour, you can take my 9:06 AM arrival and shove any complaint. I don't work those hours anymore though, so... eyyyy
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Before you go, here's a.. 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
BECAUSE REDWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL
Why a guitar? 13 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
I fucked a squirrel once, then fed it's body too an eel through my dick. After that I sent the body to Atlantis. Aquaman surrendered. Then I went to Mars and genetically engineered a squid. It was small, but I sent it back in time and it fought with Carnotaurus and Triceratops' at the same time, he was that crazy.
I also like turtles.
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It's worse when it goes backwards 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
This needs to have a filter over it that gives it all the "sleepy eyes" and "bright light" experience. Then it's accurate.
Brexit in a Nutshell 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
At least I got a great playboy out of it. I went all "Gollum Butters" with that back in the day. I was like 8... okay... I didn't know much about being horny...
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*Nods in awkward* 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
Chug.
When you get head massage 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
hit that temple g spot.