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You've heard of birthing person, now get ready for 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 11 hours ago
prolly, I have a great ass.
Australian army in the European theater of WWII 12 comments
funkmasterrex · 20 hours ago
some call me frank
Listening to quacks is not a survival trait 12 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
hell yeah, such a banger.... so many people conflate artists' personal life with the art... and it's freaking exhausting. Everyone enjoys Stary Night, but can still think he was crazy for chopping his ear off, which he was.
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Froggo Fun R #12 - "Onward and/or upward, noble steed." 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
In my lil fictional hunchback book, one of the nations uses gigantic lizards as mounts, a lot like the thing Obi-Wan rides around on in Attack of the Clones.
Peace bird 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
Edmond becomes the Count!
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Advanced version of the meme 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
It's all about perspective.
These are all the same actor: Vincent D'Onofrio 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
The moment he smashed a dude with a car door, it was like, damn, this is gonna be ruthless.... and it was.
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Molecular Cuisine? 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
that dude got fucked up lmao
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Cold enough to break a doormat 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
oh, and now it's super cold, need a hoodie and my broncos jacket just to be outside for 3 min.
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Cold enough to break a doormat 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
the winds started howling last night here, it got so bad i couldn't sleep. Usually the wind doesn't start howling and whistling on that corner of my house; not this time, it was like an angry wolf playing a flute at 100 decibels.
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The bottom right corner of excel 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
Dunder Mifflin is back in business.
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Like the bishop said about the actress, "Great pair" 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
it ends you in less than 10 min, from joy to heartbreak in a flash.
You've heard of birthing person, now get ready for 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
inherit the earth my ass.
He just died in my arms 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
bubba was my very best friend
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New merch 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
OMFG LOL
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Listening to quacks is not a survival trait 12 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
yes, but i won't stop listening to ignition remix.
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Australian army in the European theater of WWII 12 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
so it's a black out drunk tank.
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Froggo Fun R #14 - Do Not Trifle with Lava Frog 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
I have a virgin cat if that works (no relation to catfluff)
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How romantic 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
sure ^^
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Listening to quacks is not a survival trait 12 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
okay, that floored me, perfect joke lol.
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How romantic 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 days ago
i'm getting married on valentines day. It's a fake marriage in a game, but we're going to have a lot of fun. It took me all of 10 hrs to figure out she was awesome.... I had to ask her almost immediately and she didn't hesitate. Maybe irl... next time I go up north; she's in Toronto. For now my soul is Kevin dancing with wolves.
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Bananas are bigger than you think. 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 days ago
how brave are you?
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Australian army in the European theater of WWII 12 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 days ago
you spin me right round baby right round
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SW Day 8 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 days ago
still more of a jedi than anakin
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But he’s not wrong 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 days ago
ur a wizard!