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Its not 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 hour ago
heeyyyyoooo
Fluffy angel 10 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 hour ago
nigga gon downvote me for Gandalf? Aite fuck you too then hoe. I'll see you. :)
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If you do this or you're parents of people who do this you're trash 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 hour ago
This is a fucked up excuse, but a valid one. While traveling across interstates in the US, you can't just pull over anywhere without repercussions. You can go 40 minutes without a place to piss, easily, if you aren't paying attention. Think about that... the nice folk have 40 minutes.... what do you think the dredges do? Say you have 5 people in your car... exactly how many piss bottles would you put up with?
I'd prefer if everyone took care of their shit... but if you actually try a cross country road trip through the US? You're going to violate your own "code" at some point.
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If you do this or you're parents of people who do this you're trash 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 hour ago
Sometimes lighting Florida on fire doesn't seem so bad.
Daily Dose of Prehistory: Back from Extinction 68 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 hour ago
I still think they didn't whack each other... it makes no sense.
I can't think of another animal that flips others on purpose.... It happens with turtles but that isn't on purpose.
Do you like my birdhouse 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 hours ago
Given what you were working with... A++
The drastic change in animation of Andy in Toy Story (1995) and Toy Story 4 (2019) 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 hours ago
Seeeeee. I thought I was the only one.
"Us" is aight... and Toy Story kinda did it already.... but I'm betting Pixar thinks they can go and do it better.
The drastic change in animation of Andy in Toy Story (1995) and Toy Story 4 (2019) 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 hours ago
Different Eye color. A kid who also had an Andy doll. Bonnie is not the same one. The whole trailer is a trip of the first 40 minutes and it goes WAY MORE FUCKED UP.
I'm betting. Given the trailers apparently "giving away so much" and how much Pixar defends their baby (Toy Story).. there was no way in hell they'd give away the entire plot.
Given how fucking dark it is just based off the Spork? Yeah... I can see it... Yeah.. I think it's fucking awesome.
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Shout out to all the blind people on 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 hours ago
Arya!!!!!!!!!
When she likes the same bourbon you do... 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 hours ago
I randomly let a "nice" out about twice a month.
I like taking pictures of the moon. So far this is my favourite 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 hours ago
You go first you sexy beast.
But we only go after guest OP.
Apparently, she knows people. 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 hours ago
Damn Satan, I feel you. I had to go with a shower, but I was chillin for bout an hour.
Insert *Ironic* meme here 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 hours ago
I shit you not, this is the funniest fucking story ever, even without Dave.
On one side you have people saying building a wall is great... it's a threat! Don't come near the wall...
On the other side you have people saying this shit is fucking retarded and barriers and drones would work...
These motherfuckers... THESE motherfuckers right here... start stealing everything... basically showing that nothing is going to work; at least not in THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING DESERT... They jackin shit on the edges of highways you dumb motherfuckers!
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Driving down the road, but it's only me, and I'm going home, country roads 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 hours ago
WEST VIRGINIA.... *alien attack*
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Fluffy angel 10 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 hours ago
*jumps on your face whilst you sleep*... shhhhh.... And then you see it... No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path, one that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass, and then you see it. White shores, and beyond, a far green country under a swift sunrise.
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Its not 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 hours ago
My brain hurts.
Some say that he knew who she was 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 hours ago
In this scene it's pretty obvious he had a suspicion... but also had respect. It's almost like he wanted to twist her... and he nearly did... he was almost... likable. Arya though. Just let Arya kill Cersei and I'm happy.
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Jk blowing 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 hours ago
Wait... you can't lickity the clitty to that same point?
Pothole city 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 hours ago
I had to drive on a dirt road 2 weeks ago. This is in the middle of fucking DFW. Every fucking road around me was paved. It's literally 2.5 miles from my house. There is a fucking 4 star hotel a block and a mile away. A major fucking highway was right behind me. Right before it hits another highway it just randomly turns back into a paved road. If you think I'm fucking joking, Luna road @ I-635, go street view and go west on Luna.
Are y'all into chemistry 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 hours ago
The Elder Scrolls reverse back into The Dead Sea Scrolls.
Meme crossover #49707 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 hours ago
The ending doesn't spoil the movie. That's a stupid reason not to watch it. Even when you say "the ending", the question is... "which one?"
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I want to fight the customer 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 hours ago
If there were a cat in "Us" this is the face it would make.
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I guess I will have to check back next month then 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 hours ago
Uh... zero astrological constellations involve the sun or a planet. Do they involve other stars? Yes. None of them are close enough to have any impact what-so-ever.
Now... the Sun and planets CAN impact your life, but not for astrological reasons. Go stare at the sun for 10 minutes and it'll impact your life. Try and follow Jupiter and it'll impact your life (travel).
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I guess I will have to check back next month then 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 hours ago
That makes perfect sense. When describing where something is in relation, sometimes it's easier knowing constellations as well; especially if you wind up teaching.... especially if you wind up teaching a bunch of 19 year old girls who mistook Astrology for Astronomy.
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Keep us posted 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 hours ago
I'm not familiar on stork delivery charges. I'm guessing that if it's anything like grubhub they won't be able to afford it.