Maybe she's doing it on purpose.

Ironically, forcing people to wait to try alcohol, which some people do, increases alcoholism. The earlier you learn to respect it, the lower the chance of alcoholism.

I don't care if it was an accident or not, that's hilarious.

he probably was, but that's not entirely true. The Romans' census records, to this day, remain incredibly accurate and Jesus himself doesn't show up. He should have, multiple times, but the census data was never collected on him. I'm not saying this proves anything against him existing, I'm just saying something sus happened. Wrong place of birth, didn't exist, wrong name (as Jesus wasn't even his name), torn out of the census later... all plausible. It's reported he might have gone to Alexandria during the parts of his life that aren't in the Bible, but he still would have shown up in the Roman census still, as the Romans loved their censuses as that's how they determined tax rates... and getting that shit right without a computer? Well, you take it seriously.

Perfection.

Kids do drugs, don't.
In all seriousness the eyes in the top right... if you know, you know.

Hell in a way it goes deeper than that; it's literally in our nature. We helped out our own tribe incase somebody got fucked up, because in doing so it affords protection for the self. Basic healthcare. The ideas have become conflated with economical socialism, which isn't even what raising taxes on the wealthy is... They'll still be rich. It would take centuries for Bezos to spend $140 billion for example.. and the sheer number of public roads he's utilized to make that money demands he pays taxes to keep up the maintenance on those roads.

Aye that I agree with, which is my point. It wasn't called socialism, and similar ideas existed, it's how people now are expressing the fear of the idea of "socialism" now, when it was clearly there from the beginning.
Hell, in a way, Romans practiced a form of socialism with bath houses.