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spears 17 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 minutes ago
The arrow is going to hit you so goddamned hard it's going to knock you over lol
The Keepurr of the keys 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 10 hours ago
I never said I had one.
The health director of Los Angeles looks like the most unhealthy person ever! 9 comments
funkmasterrex · 11 hours ago
That's actually a sensible reason.
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My bf and I were discussing how much better off the U.S. would be with this 43 comments
funkmasterrex · 11 hours ago
That we invest more into rehabilitation rather than punishment. It's not a far out concept.
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My bf and I were discussing how much better off the U.S. would be with this 43 comments
funkmasterrex · 11 hours ago
As a once prisoner I'd just like pointing out the worst part isn't the race wars, abuse from guards, nor the fucking showers.... it's the lack of sunlight. That vitamin D deficiency hits hard and has exactly zero remorse.
The showers are actually decent and it's nothing like it's depicted in rape jokes.
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My bf and I were discussing how much better off the U.S. would be with this 43 comments
funkmasterrex · 11 hours ago
@rosalinas Look, this ain't personal and much love, but you're wrong when it comes towards how US prison systems are intended to work (they aren't and they fucking suck). It's literally written than rehabilitation over punishment is the goal. For some things, that truly is impossible, but this current system punishes everyone for arbitrary shit, shit people aren't even actually guilty of, and the taxpayer. Everyone loses. It's all a bunch of bullshit and the US would be better off if we didn't do this. I know you aren't in the US, so I know you don't know what you don't know; I'm just trying... enlightment? Idk :/
LA was insane 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 11 hours ago
I got 20 on TN being worse.
Grand Opening Queueueueueueueue 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 11 hours ago
yes, but this would still be justified if I were sober.
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Golden Himalayan mountain range at sunrise 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 11 hours ago
Okay, this one is getting fucked <3.
spears 17 comments
funkmasterrex · 11 hours ago
Bows also make a swoosh noise, but overall, yeah, probably the most deadly weapon conceived before nukes. I mean... Genghis Khan took over Asia not with a genius postal service, nor the horse (those aided the mobility), but with a re-curved bow. Even now it's nearly impossible to recreate one; that's how secretive they were about it. It involves a ratio of horse hair and placement only a few people on Earth know.
spears 17 comments
funkmasterrex · 12 hours ago
The gunman has to see his target... and guns are loud. We've gone over this.
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spears 17 comments
funkmasterrex · 12 hours ago
You have no fucking clue the damage I can inflict with one spear, a shield and a little smaller spear for throws.
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Hope this brightens up your day a little 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 12 hours ago
I do not feel interrupted at all. I just hope lil' homie is still in good health.
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MMA Fighter insane armbar reversal! (Charles "Krazy Horse" Bennet) 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 12 hours ago
I am the whirl.
Look at the pant pull attempt XD
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Gamestop 12 comments
funkmasterrex · 12 hours ago
And you're 100% right about crazy deals online. This was a hilarious lesson easily learned from online video games. If something you post on a marketboard starts at 3, yet is being sold for 1, that means you can buy it for 1 and literally burn it at an NPC merchant for a profit. I've made thousands doing that.
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Gamestop 12 comments
funkmasterrex · 12 hours ago
I feel bad for the DVD's, they could have been watched had you given them the time.
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Gamestop 12 comments
funkmasterrex · 12 hours ago
Supply and demand, little one.
Honestly, go to a fucking pawn store over GameStop, you're likely getting twice as much.
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Kitty is ready to on an adventure 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 12 hours ago
<3
DIESINNERS 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 12 hours ago
C'mon let us get you both inside and get you some weed.
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Copper. [oc] 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 12 hours ago
But can I fuck it?
If only he could fly 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 12 hours ago
I heard he was once tossed a coin.
Deer Are Adorable Morons 10 comments
funkmasterrex · 12 hours ago
I'm halfway through Stormblood so that and catching up with Shadowbringers is all I need; I could actually do that in less than a day if I tried, but I won't, as the sheer volume of items I'll obtain cannot be sold fast enough and I'm still waiting on a small house going up for auction.... although that house thing can be solved if they add more districts in the patch.
I've put myself in a situation where I literally cannot lose as my crafting jobs are also closing in on 80... I can only do so much per day before the expenses escalate, but by slowing down it's all almost timed perfectly; Culinary is already at 80... and Alchemist is right behind on the eve of 79.
I also switched all my retainers (these are... well... they hold items for you and also sell your items but you can also send them on quests) from 18 hr quests for exp towards 50 min quests for items; so I'm now hitting stacks of 500 on items I need sold; I just don't have the fucking space. It's a terribly benevolent joke.
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