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Damn, gyna 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 14 hours ago
If you consider their emissions, in a way they are as responsible as the rest of us, but that's a pretty big stretch.
To true 10 comments
funkmasterrex · 14 hours ago
I secretly hate Tenet; his worst movie BY FAR. The practical stunts are great, but about 2 min into the movie I realized I don't care about anything happening and that feeling never went away. Before the desert part i was like "this movie needs to be over already".. and then they spend 40 minutes in the desert -_-.
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I feel so grounded 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
MNERALS MARIE
omfg I lost it @ "Repels toucans" That's like... almost a joke specifically tailored for an earlier joke and ur awesome <3
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Vikings 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
forshizzle
Vanquish them 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
u all good
I have the good stuff 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 days ago
Well that is one way to get my consent.
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TW Political meme! 14 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 days ago
The 1st amendment only protects you from the government. He signed the terms and services agreement like the rest of us; twitter can do whatever the fuck they want with his account. If anything the only thing close to a legal argument is the fact all public addresses by the President are supposed to be preserved as a matter of public record... but if he's banned and his past tweets are preserved it's still not illegal because he can't address the public from an account that is banned.
And seriously, if anybody else had said even 5% of the shit he said, they would have been banned 4 years ago.
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TW Political meme! 14 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 days ago
I can't tell if this really happened or not.
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I’d say that pretty much sums up the first week of 2021 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 days ago
If you put that storming anywhere else, with the POTUS not saying anything right before it happened, it wouldn't be nearly as bad. Most of what makes it so grotesque is symbolic.. is the context which makes it so messed up. And it's not just one day of chaos.. it's the culmination of 4 years of chaos.
On top of all that, what makes it SO much worse is how easily he could have avoided speaking right before it happened. He literally could have done nothing and we'd all be better off, but he STILL has to antagonize us all for sheer spite; ironically doing the most damage to the very people that support him.
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Another post said they spoke fluent German, so a good ol' opera it is. 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 days ago
We know they could. Parasaurolophus being the prime example... but most hadrosaurs and sauropods had very advanced vocal chambers. It most likely would be deep rumblings or honks, sort of like whales singing or dolphins chirping (not the uber high pitched echo location, just the happy audible squeaks)...
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Another post said they spoke fluent German, so a good ol' opera it is. 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 days ago
Singing dinosaurs was a thing already. There was a purple one we used to literally torture terrorists.
Vanquish them 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 days ago
In pictures it's much harder to tell, but on video it's pretty obvious. She looks like her facial muscles are constantly forgetting what they are doing.
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Lost is Like a Box of Spaghetti 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 days ago
that last part lmao
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Its april 2020 man 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 days ago
I remember like a week later I remembered.. and I complained.. a lot.
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Vikings 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 days ago
It ended so good; Ivar in particular. BLUE EYES.
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ONLY safe travel this year 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 days ago
....I fly like paper get high like planes, if yah catch me at the border I gotta visas in mah name...
Willys Medicate 14 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 week ago
Kroger Open eyes.
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NASA's robot to explore Europa from underneath its icy shell 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 week ago
It'll be interesting to see if it makes it through the ice. There is enough pressure at about, what? 5 miles down? for it to be morphed and the hole sealed; I'd imagine it would require much less with ice.
That’s one guilty-ass looking dog 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 week ago
That looks like Pennywise's dog.
What snake is this ? 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 week ago
It looks like a carpet python morph, as in, it was selectively bred.
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Sleepless comparable Goldfish 12 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 weeks ago
You can question it all you want, but some things are pretty obvious and when you keep on questioning when obvious evidence to the contrary has been presented, don't get mad when people think you're an idiot, you're crazy, or you're both.
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Nerf plz 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 weeks ago
Sound advice.
"Lantern" - - My breakthrough art piece I made a couple years back 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 weeks ago
the bots keep posting one by one, whoorah, whoorah