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The epitome of wealth & sophistication 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 days ago
It's kind of like cordon bleu but with butter and herbs inside the middle
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Aight, Imma head out 22 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 days ago
A bunch of my HS friends wound up at UNT... so.. yeah... nuff said lol
Freddie 9 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 days ago
That cat has one sick ass tail, cuz if that's it's tail none of the pattern matches anything on the rest of it.
Larry tells it like it is 32 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 days ago
I don't believe you.
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Freddie 9 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 days ago
The fuck... did he just give up in the middle of origami newspaper then?
I'm digging that shotgun and AR-15 though 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 days ago
He's also a GD genius. Like... he makes Stark look like an adult who has complications with remedial math.
Also, technically in the comics, Natasha is as old as cap and has a milder version of the SSS.
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The epitome of wealth & sophistication 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 days ago
Ugh... there is a company that makes frozen chicken cordon bleu here... but they also makes(made, dunno if they still do), chicken kiev. That was my shizzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Good price actually 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 days ago
Not even fucking close lol
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*** the pot 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 days ago
Sorry babe, not up to dick those Cupid kettle drums right now.
Looks like education is not a sound investment 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 days ago
That's not what happened at all. The federal government decided it would be responsible for paying off outstanding loans. With a guaranteed payback, tuition increased... because why the fuck not!? That's free money for the institution. Oh, and you can't declare bankruptcy over student loans in the US. They follow you for life, no matter what you do.
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I really dont know what to say here 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 days ago
that's a broken leg or broken ankle before it's a broken neck.
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Guys always lying about height 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 days ago
I never knew height was measured from the neck down. You learn something new erryday! That explains big heads...
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That's right Karen! 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 days ago
We don't get upset. You might be exhausted and upset you feel the need to express it... ALLLLLL.... but we appreciate it. WE APPRECIATE YOU!
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Aight, Imma head out 22 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 days ago
UNT is literally 30 minutes away from me. This is not surprising... at all.
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For real though 9 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 days ago
Er... Singapore.
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Amazing 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 days ago
Open invite for Terry to come build with me. We can watch funny movies or sports in the background whilst creating crazy shit.
edit too add: Are those shoe drawer labels!? That looks like exactly what the fuck I'd do with organizing my Lego bricks if I had infinite time.
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Script of user pirateninjaunicorattacksquad 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 days ago
Ace in the hole.
Script of user pirateninjaunicorattacksquad 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 days ago
Yes. This. I'd like one addition... this whole scene starts with Deadpool switching out an X-Men dvd, an argument/misunderstanding over dvd/blu-ray ensues, and Deadpool pops in literally any MCU movie on blu-ray after going through dvd copies of the the Garfield and Toby Spider-Man movies. He's the only character that can link it all and have it make any kind of sense.
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Rare albino raccoon hangin' out and doin' hood rat stuff 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 days ago
That's called a Whaccoon.
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Freddie 9 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 days ago
Okay, what the fuck is that coming out the back of the cat closest too him (of the two obvious cats).
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Larry tells it like it is 32 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 days ago
I said 25,000.... not 800.
Best idea ever 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 days ago
flawless? Do you have ANY idea how many sociopaths and psychopaths are out there? You realize they also skew towards a higher level of intelligence and are more likely to be found on a college campus rather on the street, right? I see this going south very fast.
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Gaey 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 days ago
Well... Romans were totally cool with guys fucking each other... so... it's not far-fetched.
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King of the world 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 days ago
What is dis invisible burrier?
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