And it's not like you need a boner for your dick to be chopped off... or ripped off... or mauled or burned or all other kinds of fucked up shit.

A lot of ancient cultures fought nekkid. Not like, on the battlefield, but in arenas and such.

It's not just that, there was also the advantage of it being harder for someone to chop off your dick. If your dick were to be chopped off, either you bleed out or you get most of that shit cauterized and hope sepsis doesn't take hold... so basically you'd just want to bleed out; maybe a spear in the noggin for mercy.

I c I c...

My hypothesis about the static (I've never cared enough to look it up), is that it's radiation just beyond the visible spectrum and that our brain registers it subconsciously, it just can't visually process it for us.

I don't shave my pits, but if you have dark pit hair I can see how this could happen.

I get the static all the time lol.

Horses and cows do as well. Most herbivores actually do eat a little meat on the side.

*grunts gruntingly*
*nods*
*whistles in fugazi*

Well... I gotta find it first. I'll decide the drugs later I guess.

He's achieved awareness not deemed possible.

Okay I gotta watch that. Should I get shrooms? I mean, that sounds like a movie I should make an event of.

It sounds like you had a master debate with yourself; I apologize I caused a mental block; you'll find it in time. There is no need for frustration.