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funkmasterrex


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Fair and square 9 comments
funkmasterrex · 16 hours ago
Nah, neither could swallow a human, but the body either sinking or being feasted on in the middle of the outback are very real possibilities.
Need someone like this 33 comments
funkmasterrex · 17 hours ago
It would work though as long as you put a battery in it and charged it during the day. I have lights in my garden that come on at night that work like that.
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I'm no expert in eating live octopi, but I would start with the head 18 comments
funkmasterrex · 17 hours ago
I dunno if still a thing, but I'm pretty sure many japanese male penises are still blurred in porn because of this. I'm not going to go find out... I only noticed while browsing for other stuff and having dicks pop up in my searches.
I'm no expert in eating live octopi, but I would start with the head 18 comments
funkmasterrex · 17 hours ago
Even killing the octopus first would be torturous process as their brains are so interconnected with their muscles.
Noice 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 18 hours ago
Noice.
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Cherish it 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 18 hours ago
Sexy ass DS bag.
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Watch and learn 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 18 hours ago
But yeah, you'll probably have to buy a physical copy as well. I'm waiting on PS5, and it hasn't been specified how that's going to work.
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Watch and learn 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 18 hours ago
You should be able too, which is partially why I ordered FF14 from steam instead going and getting a PS4. Your save data won't transfer if it's an offline game, if it's online game there might be a server that stores your character data, so you can access the same character, but the settings of that character (hotbars in particular) won't transfer. From a PC to a playstation. PC to PC can be done by transferring the right files from the original PC. I'm not sure if you can put the files on a harddrive and then plug that into a playstation and transfer them... it might work? I dunno.
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Not even God 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 18 hours ago
I just ordered a buffalo chicken pizza and some calamari from the secret hidden gem in town.... It was expensive, but it'll be great.
Thee, also 9 comments
funkmasterrex · 18 hours ago
Mr. Jingles.
Break down the laundry cartel 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 18 hours ago
I have a problem with static when I use my dryer... because the damn thing is older than I am (my mom took good care of it, then I took good care of it)... but I know I can air dry, I'm just using the thing I'd use for air drying for putting up a cloth to block the glare from the Sun on my TV.
Canadian Navy seems pretty chill 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 19 hours ago
Nice.
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Went exclusively for the waterfall 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
Missed it by an inch.
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Maybe not so insane 17 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
A lot of spices can also be used as dyes.
Maybe not so insane 17 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
Yeah... it's pretty crazy.
Time to start downloading 19 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
I now realize this is two years old and.. I'm sorry.
Time to start downloading 19 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
If you can put it on one computer, which you probably can't fit it on anyway... so now the question becomes where in the Sam Hell did he get all the computers!? Then a secondary question; is there that much porn in the first place?! I'm go with no and no and this is bullshit... unless he sent a dick video to everyone on the planet that has an internet connection, which would be hilarious.
Just waiting on my Baglebites like 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
An ass is an ass and a hole is a hole.... the real question is it waxed, fuzzy, or that grain right after a shave? I'm not a fan of the grain around such a hole.
Think big! 9 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
He did both. The line extended through, but it wasn't nearly as fortified and after he took that flank it was game over. No matter how you look at it, he did, literally, cross a line, whether it was imaginary, a trench, or an outpost.
Maybe not so insane 17 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
Yep.
Dragoon (Colorized) 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
:)
Maybe not so insane 17 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 days ago
No, not even close. They came from the Andes mountains.
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