I think the did the release with extra footage too soon. They should have waited until mid-August.

The world will know the truth!

Also, there is this "Dude" (he keeps calling himself that... "The Dude")... and he claims to be a Warrior-Monk and keeps going on and on about the "New Earth Army"...
If I fall, at least save him, he's impossible to miss.... he's wearing a robe, has a beard and keeps going on about a stolen rug and white russians. All and all, a chill dude.

They're just poor goats! Nobody else is standing up for them, they're all waiting until September!
.....I walk this lonely tunnel, the only one these goats have ever known, now know where it goes, but it's only me and the goats and we walk alone.
If we fail, wake us up when September ends?

Re-creating trash is actually harder than you think. It's also a wasted endeavor in my eyes, but whatever.

Well... that is officially the most fucked up thing I've seen in my entire life.

@famousone well, to be fair, we don't exactly hold citizens to the standard of "bettering themselves".
Anyway, again, my biggest issue is with how long it takes. It shouldn't take 5-10 years to determine if someone is a threat or beneficial. This has nothing to do with the individuals either, it has to do with the fact we are sorely lacking judges, lawyers, and most importantly, translators.

This is totally "The Princess Diaries".

He was still at least slightly tipsy, considering the best they could do was pummel him with coffee in the few hours before.

That's the secret tunnel from Area 51 the aliens are using. Trust me, I dug in. For some reason these aliens just stare at goats and the goats fall over and die and then the aliens eat them whole. As @grimreaper said, they are gigantic. I've decided to also save the goats.

It doesn't even have to be beach volleyball... volleyball in a gym is nice as well.

You got magic legs!

Don't forget, Speilberg was the one who put Zuck's "dad" in there and coordinated "Close Encounters" to use the Devil's Tower as a misdirection for the conspiracy theorists. The movie is also covered in a ton of subtle minor references that turn these people away from mashed potatoes, it's not just the obvious one we all know. This is because his "dad" wants all the potatoes for itself, as he uses them for power. This is also why Idaho has been a testing ground for gigantic potatoes for decades. Those potatoes are radiated and intelligently designed to produce extra power for his "dad". Some weird shit goin' on in the western US.