and a pizza Friday!

I'm positive all of us have committed petty theft. Some of us without realizing it. Taking a pencil and didn't put it back? Petty theft.

Well then... that's a point in circumcision's (male) favor.

That can't be true. Diabetics alone would be enough to make that illegal.
Or.... baby formula.

Every theater around me allows it. I walk in with my bag of chips and vitamin water/vodka mix. Nobody says shit unless I'm already plastered and caused a scene <_<... like when I went to see Deadpool 2 on my birthday and was shitfaced > _>

You'd be surprised how much cocaine, xanax, oxycotin... etc... gets pumped out from sewers and into the ecosystem.

Kiawah Island is pretty chill.

that last part...l m f a o.

thirding the shower sex is overrated. Fucking stubbing your toe on the drain thingy at the bottom... fuck that.
Now a bathtub can be wayyyy less trouble... but I'd still kinda want to wear pool shoes.

Or just pseudo-sleep in class. Absorb the teachers words as if they were a sonnet written just for you. Teachers tend to give answers to their own tests.

it's going to cause an avalanche, obviously, but hey... apparently they were REALLY, REALLY bored.

I'm going to go with the later... cuz that's my experience as well.

That's actually a damn good run.

Nah man, that's all legit advice.

oooooooooooof

I didn't get it from tumblr. It's just what I got from watching the movie without knowing anything beforehand besides that there was a snowman, she could freeze shit and that goddamn song (which I secretly love... shhh)

So underrated.

Batman has a way to end every single member of the Justice League, even himself.