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Satan is the one who promises people whatever they long for, encourages them to do whatever they feel like doing, convinces them that there is no God and as such, no fear of punishment... and then laughs in their face when he comes to claim their soul to torment forever.
Satan hates God much more than us, but since he knows he can't fight God, he picks on us, God's children, to try and get revenge upon God. Why does he hate God? Because God loved us more than Satan, and Satan couldn't handle it.

"Jesus said unto her, I am the resurrection, and the life: he that believeth in me, though he were dead, yet shall he live." - John 11:25-26
I know that there are many who will down vote this and say crummy things about me and my religion. However, I lost my mother in 2012 after she had a long time being ill. The only thing that brings me any comfort, any joy, is that through Jesus, I will one day see her again.

I did just that when I was younger. I turned out to be a snarky loner who was smarter than all my friends. In other words, I grew up to be Sherlock.

Is there such a thing as a man who undergoes an operation to become a woman, only to still dress like a man afterward? Are they transgendervestites? And I'm being serious here, I'm curious and would like to know.
One more thing if this man who became a woman, but still dresses like a man, still chooses to date women, does this make him a lesbian?

"Take my yoke upon you, and learn of me; for I am meek and lowly in heart: and ye shall find rest unto your souls." - Jesus Christ of Nazareth, Matthew 11:29
"A new commandment I give unto you, That ye love one another; as I have loved you, that ye also love one another." - Jesus Christ of Nazareth, John 13:34
What is left to question?

If someone is gay, respect them
If someone is black, respect them
If someone is handicapped, respect them
If someone is fat? HUMILIATE THEM!
Ha, and I bet you all think you're kind, sensitive, progressive people - as if. You're just zombies parroting back whatever the media tells you.

Hey look - an empty bag with nothing but crumbs. I found atheism!

The big problem concerning the big bang theory: where did the atoms that formed the atoms and clouds come from?
You see, that is the conceit of science: it says it has an answer for everything, but it really doesn't. If one contemplates the wonders of the human body alone, one realizes no explosive accident could ever form so perfect a work. If one does so, then one must also believe a 2013 Ford Mustang could pop out of nowhere and land directly on their front lawn... but surely they're smarter to believe in something as ludicrous as that ;)

Oh yes, boo freaking hoo. Let's feel bad for the things we have that either we or our parents slaved for and earned.

Well, society thinks everyone should be gay, so maybe Angelina Jolie should listen and stop dressing her little girl as a boy :) Great advice!

The sweet release of anonymity: agreeing with all the stupid posters on here with my account, before logging out and telling them how I really feel.

Yes, the white male is forever the cause of all the evils of the world. How cliché. I can't wait until this generation comes of age and sees how the real world operates. Here's a hint: It's nothing like you've seen on television, movies, or teen novels.

I'm not sure if I type this

What's with the rape posts on funsubstance? I mean I'm sorry what happened to you, but are you sure this is the right forum to discuss this? It looks way out of place next to elephants on trampolines.

If human genders were meant to be blended, then there would have never been a difference between male and female. Whether you believe in Creationism or Evolution, some force of nature or design made the distinction, and it did so for a reason.

I beg to differ, but you're not Jesus, you are not any of the disciples, and you are certainly not God.
There is only one Jesus: "Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me." John 14:6
There is only one way to be redeemed from the grave, and that is through the simple admission that Jesus Christ died on the cross for you. No matter what you did, He loved you so much, and he did not want you to die, so he laid down his own life for you for he is The Good Shepherd, and we are indeed his flock.
He took all of the punishment we deserve for all of the not-so-good things we do in life, so that we do not need to fear God's judgement, and are instead reconciled with our Heavenly Father who now welcomes us despite us breaking His laws.
Jesus is the only way. Not through works, not through acts, not through money, not through meditation. The way to salvation and the Afterlife is so simple, all you need is to rely on Jesus.

Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die; and whoever lives by believing in me will never die.".

It's the height of human arrogance to be standing on shore while a person is drowning, yet expecting God to save them. Did anyone ever stop to wonder maybe God did do something to help that drowning person by putting you there to help them?
All of our money, and all of our science, and what has it produced? Bigger and better weapons, more expensive pills and medical procedures, and an easier way to download porn.
Yeah, go science...

Atheism is like being in a big empty room. There's nothing in it, it's totally clean, sterile, and devoid of other life. The room has no doors, no windows, so there's no chance for escape. It's just you and the room. While it might seem pleasant at first, with how orderly and logical everything is, how you're now the center of your own little universe, and how you can do whatever you want since no one is watching; it soon becomes utterly pointless to be in that room as you realize that nothing that happens in the room matters. That being in that room makes no sense. You yearn to go outside, but you can't, because there is nothing outside the room. It's just you, and the room. Forever.

You want to know why this wrong? I'll tell you: The next time there's a world war, who do you want fighting for you: John Wayne or Richard Simmons? And please, women do not make good soldiers. They are not genetically geared that way: they have less muscle mass and smaller bone structure. do not forget that fat-ass out of shape Joey Buttafucoco knocked out bid bad Chyna in their boxing match.

Oh please. This was done so they could suck up to the liberal community. How horrible that they would exploit their own children for the sake of fake adoration.

This is logic:
1. Where did the fish come from? Amoebas?
2. Where did the amoebas come from? Protozoans?
3. Where did the protozoans come from? Cells?
4. Where did the cells come from? Dust?
5. Where did the dust come from? An explosion?
6. Where did the explosion come from? Condensing matter?
7. Where did the condensing matter come from? ?????
We can follow the chain to the point where science can not answer the question. This is why evolution is not fact, it is a theory, one that crumbles under it's own weight. Atheists believing something can come from nothing, must also - by default - believe a 1970 Corvette can materialize out of nowhere one day on their front lawn.
Now atheists counter:
1. Where did God come from?
By definition, a theist, through faith, believes God to be a constant and operates beyond science. Because they do not hold to the scientific theory, they are exempt from having to provide proof.

I have no kids, and she is still an insane ho.

... and yet science still doesn't have a definite answer for why we dream when we sleep. Sad.

Rubbish. If the ring was in such a position where the carrot would grow up into it, they would have seen it upon planting the seed.

Got tired of the pro-atheist posts on where

I'm amused by all the parrots who repeat everything their frustrated liberal professors whine about. Tell you what: stop smoking pot to clear your head for a minute and realize that a 20 something knows NOTHING about the real world. Oh, it is humorous. I can't wait until everybody hits their late thirties, mid forties :) Then you will truly know what pain and misery is :)

Hahaha, yes! Americans are fat and stupid, Brits have bad teeth and no sex life, Asians have little penises and are good at math, Hispanics steal all the jobs and have 19 children, the Irish are drunk all the time, Italians are greasy and all work for the mafia, Middle Easterners are all terrorists, French people are cowards, German people are still Nazis, Canadians drink maple syrup and do nothing but play hockey, and Australians all worship Crocodile Dundee. Hahaha, these jokes and stereotypes NEVER get old. NEVER. Really. PLEASE keep making them. They are SO funny.

ha ha ha! another fat American joke! how about we balance it out with an Asians have small penises joke or muslims blow everything up joke? No? How about a blacks love watermelon joke? the lesson: if one stereotype is offensive, all of them are.

Wow, someone was this bothered to do this much research on an Internet joke featuring One Direction? What a sad, sad, little person they must be.

Yeah, just what we need - a bunch of emo teenagers who (because they lived oh-so long and know all about sacrifice and pain just because their hot classmate won't fuck them) think they're deep if they call death a painful truth. Look - just because something is written in a witty and clever way, that does not make it true. It could be full of bullshit - very much like what I've just written here - and the only thing dumber than a dumb person writing something dumb, is a smart person believing it simply because it sounds 'cool'.

every other country in five sentences:
1. needing financial help
2. living under an oppressive regime
3. dependent on u.s. military
4. backwater villagers with obsolete technology
5. living in filthy, unclean, unhygienic conditions

Every other country in four words:
Bitter
Jealous
Envious
Mad

Congratulations. I hope your girth does not make coitus difficult, nay, impossible.

How many times is this going to be re-posted? I seriously see this all the freaking time.

I love stories that have happy endings :) So glad that little kitty found a nice home.

The day my mother passed away. There was nothing good in that day.

Who was the Nazi fucktard who posted this? Superior race my ass.

way to be a jerk to your aunt.