America summed up in four words

Combine them and you get some Cheesus!

Wait...Jesus is beefy cheesy glo- Oh I get it!

Not all Americans are like this

There should be a 'freedom' in there somewhere

Every other country in four words:
Bitter
Jealous
Envious
Mad

every other country in five sentences:
1. needing financial help
2. living under an oppressive regime
3. dependent on u.s. military
4. backwater villagers with obsolete technology
5. living in filthy, unclean, unhygienic conditions