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Immortal beings 11 comments
guest · 7 years ago
At some point, the lobster's shell becomes too large and the molting process kills it.
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Talk about badass 36 comments
guest · 7 years ago
In this situation it doesn't matter if they do or not. Even if they do, killing 3 people to save 12 people is completely justified if there isn't enough time to stop them.
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Saying whatever is on your mind is not always a good thing 28 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Trump posted an image which stated that blacks performed 80% of the murders on whites. Not only is that untrue, but his 'source' is completely made up. That's pretty racist.
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The perfect answer 28 comments
guest · 7 years ago
My hypothetical religion forbids me from giving service to Jews. It doesn't mean I can do that. Why should people have to go out of their way to get a service because of an irrelevant quality of theirs? What if every cake shop within 100 miles refused service? The same argument can be used to justify segregation.
Poor guy 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
An average of 230 Americans end up in the emergency room every Independence Day
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also you smell 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Is the the 2016 election debate handbook?
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Epic british gentleman 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
An 83 year old man would be at most 11 on D-Day. Apparently when I was picking my nose this guy was invading Normandy.
Human... I will eat you 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
You're dead. It's not like you need the body anymore. At least your cat will survive.
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Candle scent 14 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Nothing, because you'd be too busy asphyxiating to inhale.