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Pearls inside an oyster 8 comments

guest · 7 years ago

But did ya find me millionth dollar?

Daily Dose of Love #5- Hey dudes, when is the best time to kiss a guy? 19 comments

guest · 7 years ago

But what if she's babbling on about some nonsense where she keeps saying "no"

The saint of Science 24 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Why would he become a preist if he disagreed with a fundamental part of Catholicism, the bread

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Probably the strangest book on earth 13 comments

guest · 7 years ago

The codex seraphinius is actually really expensive. It's considered a rare book since they refuse to release more than a few copies. It's 100$ on Amazon.

I hate seeing people do this 8 comments

guest · 7 years ago

At least it makes more sense than a fucking penguin

Like multi-player dreaming 27 comments

guest · 7 years ago

How do you know you're not?

Hats off to James McAvoy 12 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Except in the end. The ending "twist" was not surprising at all, and it felt more like a shitty slasher movie than a psychological thriller. James McAvoy was great though.

I need to do this for a living 9 comments

guest · 7 years ago

That's cause she's a man. She's a famous drag queen/insult comic

Norway in all its glory 7 comments

guest · 7 years ago

You can't fool me, this is Skyrim

Well he's Asian 11 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Upvoting for title

Loose doge in the subway 7 comments

guest · 7 years ago

No prison can hold him

And Most Of Us Couldn’t Wait To Grow Up 16 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Yes but now I can eat ice cream for dinner and have sex

The cause of all chaos 26 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Someone came back in time and changed things so he could get the Oscar. Now, things are off balance and the universe is slowly descending into chaos. Thanks a lot Marty you fucking disappointment.

Fishy 33 comments

guest · 8 years ago

then but the boy's one you twat, it's a razor they're the same

Free degree 17 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Not falling for this trick again, no siree. Germany offers me a free education on a great campus. Sounds to me like college is a fancy word for concentration camp. You won't get me this time you tricky Germans!

Will you take me out in it? 18 comments

guest · 8 years ago

This is why you're single

The boy in the tutu 16 comments

guest · 8 years ago

I'll take shit that never happened for 200.

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"The Egg" by Andy Weir blows my mind every time 20 comments

guest · 8 years ago

No way, then why does his grammar suck?

Love cow 5 comments

guest · 8 years ago

May I eat it?

Full life consequences 7 comments

guest · 8 years ago

The show contacts the catfish ahead of time, making sure it's okay they show their face. So the producers go through the emails and then contact the catfishes. If the catfish says, yeah I'll be on the show they forward the email to nev and he contacts the hopeful. So the producer knows who it is, but doesn't tell them so they have to track the person down. Also, the catfish signs a contract, so they can't back out.

That means I'm dead 19 comments

guest · 8 years ago

If I came home 16 and pregnant there'd be a new show called, modern miracles

Japanese art 13 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Id say they were ahead of their time, niggas were painting the first dank memes

Mom's costume game is off the charts 3 comments

guest · 8 years ago

How did you get your hands out of the box to get your candy? Did you not trick or treat? Fuck me in the ass, but I want candy

*sitcoms across the country shatter* 43 comments

guest · 8 years ago

What the hell is poly? Does that mean you date multiple people at once? Let me call my girl and tell her it's okay, I'm not a cheater, I'm just poly.