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Pearls inside an oyster 8 comments
guest · 3 years ago
But did ya find me millionth dollar?
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Daily Dose of Love #5- Hey dudes, when is the best time to kiss a guy? 19 comments
guest · 3 years ago
But what if she's babbling on about some nonsense where she keeps saying "no"
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The saint of Science 24 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Why would he become a preist if he disagreed with a fundamental part of Catholicism, the bread
Probably the strangest book on earth 13 comments
guest · 3 years ago
The codex seraphinius is actually really expensive. It's considered a rare book since they refuse to release more than a few copies. It's 100$ on Amazon.
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I hate seeing people do this 8 comments
guest · 3 years ago
At least it makes more sense than a fucking penguin
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Like multi-player dreaming 27 comments
guest · 3 years ago
How do you know you're not?
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Hats off to James McAvoy 12 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Except in the end. The ending "twist" was not surprising at all, and it felt more like a shitty slasher movie than a psychological thriller. James McAvoy was great though.
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I need to do this for a living 9 comments
guest · 3 years ago
That's cause she's a man. She's a famous drag queen/insult comic
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Norway in all its glory 7 comments
guest · 3 years ago
You can't fool me, this is Skyrim
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Well he's Asian 11 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Upvoting for title
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Loose doge in the subway 7 comments
guest · 4 years ago
No prison can hold him
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And Most Of Us Couldn’t Wait To Grow Up 16 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Yes but now I can eat ice cream for dinner and have sex
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The cause of all chaos 26 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Someone came back in time and changed things so he could get the Oscar. Now, things are off balance and the universe is slowly descending into chaos. Thanks a lot Marty you fucking disappointment.
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Fishy 33 comments
guest · 4 years ago
then but the boy's one you twat, it's a razor they're the same
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Free degree 17 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Not falling for this trick again, no siree. Germany offers me a free education on a great campus. Sounds to me like college is a fancy word for concentration camp. You won't get me this time you tricky Germans!
Will you take me out in it? 18 comments
guest · 4 years ago
This is why you're single
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The boy in the tutu 16 comments
guest · 4 years ago
I'll take shit that never happened for 200.
"The Egg" by Andy Weir blows my mind every time 20 comments
guest · 4 years ago
No way, then why does his grammar suck?
Love cow 5 comments
guest · 4 years ago
May I eat it?
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Full life consequences 7 comments
guest · 4 years ago
The show contacts the catfish ahead of time, making sure it's okay they show their face. So the producers go through the emails and then contact the catfishes. If the catfish says, yeah I'll be on the show they forward the email to nev and he contacts the hopeful. So the producer knows who it is, but doesn't tell them so they have to track the person down. Also, the catfish signs a contract, so they can't back out.
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That means I'm dead 19 comments
guest · 4 years ago
If I came home 16 and pregnant there'd be a new show called, modern miracles
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Japanese art 13 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Id say they were ahead of their time, niggas were painting the first dank memes
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Mom's costume game is off the charts 3 comments
guest · 4 years ago
How did you get your hands out of the box to get your candy? Did you not trick or treat? Fuck me in the ass, but I want candy
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*sitcoms across the country shatter* 43 comments
guest · 4 years ago
What the hell is poly? Does that mean you date multiple people at once? Let me call my girl and tell her it's okay, I'm not a cheater, I'm just poly.
Determined to follow her dreams 23 comments
guest · 4 years ago
From potato to french fry
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