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Secretly, he filled it with helium.

Why can't men wear glitter nail polish?

Lol every circumcised guy in the world is laughing all the way to sexual pleasure.

Damn millionaires.

Make a girl laugh and she'll have sex with you.

Internet hadn't been invented yet.

Shoulda just been honest. lol

Sell the iron and buy a hot plate. You don't need no iron is college. Trust me.

Shouldn't the baby get the wired one...you know, umbilical cord and all?