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Slaughterhouse. 6 comments
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· 7 years ago
It's probably synthetic anyway
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Worth it 9 comments
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· 7 years ago
It was snowing in fucking Egypt and some ppl are still like "Global warming is a hoax"
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Rejection takes its toll 4 comments
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· 8 years ago
They were always the second picture on the inside, they just hid it so it looks like they were actuslly nice people.
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University of Georgia parking officials gone savage 6 comments
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· 8 years ago
Well that's just rude. Like okay some people are always late but most people just sometimes encounter unexpected shit that makes them late, and of course Murphy's law dictates that it will happen on test day. As someone who's super punctual I get extremely freaked out when something happens that makes me late, like public transport problems. Parking ticket dude had to do his job and ticket the student but the comment on it was just a dick move.
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This response is so accurate it hurts 24 comments
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· 8 years ago
My English teacher got mad at me for reading a book in English because I was done with an assignment before everyone else. The same happened to a classmate, and he asked her "What are we supposed to do, stare at the wall?" to which she replied "Yes!"
Sad thing is I went to a selective high school, and I thought learning ahead would be encouraged, not repressed.
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Sad thing is I went to a selective high school, and I thought learning ahead would be encouraged, not repressed.
Journalist aren't smart 7 comments
Make a cake like granny used to 8 comments
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· 8 years ago
Oh yeah, and even though cakes in general aren't the best thing for your health, a good homemade cake is a million times healthier than one made from a cake mix. Plus, you can put in anything you want, you're not limited to a few flavours. Homemade stuff is the best!
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The real problem with education 2 comments
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· 8 years ago
Agreed. In the version that used to be aired in my country they even asked questions from the German language, while only about 25% of people actually learn it. The rest just learn English, French, Spanish, Italian... so it's very biased against people who don't speak German and just generally biased against every grownup who doesn't have the time to learn useless trivia.
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Make a cake like granny used to 8 comments
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· 8 years ago
Or maybe don't use a gross chemicals-filled mix and make a real cake like a grownup.
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Calm down Satan 54 comments
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· 8 years ago
I read that you start hearing voices after being in that super quiet room for 45 minutes. So you would definitely go insane after a few days or even hours if you had any psychological problems to begin with.
Nice guy 17 comments
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· 8 years ago
"Nice guys" – people who expect you to fuck them because they opened a door for you that one time.
Actual nice people – people who don't expect anything for their kindness, especially not your body!
The problem with these "nice guys" is that they act like they are superior for basic human politeness, but by doing so they are extremely impolite and creepy.
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Actual nice people – people who don't expect anything for their kindness, especially not your body!
The problem with these "nice guys" is that they act like they are superior for basic human politeness, but by doing so they are extremely impolite and creepy.
Those faces say it all 17 comments
Calm down Satan 54 comments
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· 8 years ago
That's basically psychological torture. A more complicated way of treating your prisoners no better than ISIS does.
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THE TRIGGER LEVELS ARE REACHING MAXIMUM! 71 comments
THE TRIGGER LEVELS ARE REACHING MAXIMUM! 71 comments
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· 8 years ago
Yeah, just too lazy to log in sometimes. How does that correlate with anything at all?
Also the fact that people went on a downvote spree kinda proves my point. I never said all right wingers, just this specific one who made the post.
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Also the fact that people went on a downvote spree kinda proves my point. I never said all right wingers, just this specific one who made the post.
My skeleton can kick your skeleton's ass 52 comments
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· 8 years ago
But won't a bone get stronger after being broken and then grown together again?
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I love mindf*ck ideas like this one 5 comments
Azusa really knows how to compliment guys 5 comments
what the f*ck is this 27 comments
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· 8 years ago
I think so. If I remember correctly communismkills posted funny, accurate but not too bashing (like she always raised a good point, it wasn't just shit talking) anti-feminism and anti-SJW comics. Tumblr decided to doxx her (blackmail/annoy her boss so much he had to fire her).
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THE TRIGGER LEVELS ARE REACHING MAXIMUM! 71 comments
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· 8 years ago
Right winger: "we're anti-SJW!!!!"
Also right winger: *posts stuff about "boo hoo don't bully me"*
I totally agree with not bullying someone based on their political view but I just find it funny that if it was about the left, there would be right wingers calling the OP a pussy SJW.
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Also right winger: *posts stuff about "boo hoo don't bully me"*
I totally agree with not bullying someone based on their political view but I just find it funny that if it was about the left, there would be right wingers calling the OP a pussy SJW.
what the f*ck is this 27 comments
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· 8 years ago
Is that communismkills (judging by the smudged name)? I thought they doxxed her.
So disney lied to us? 9 comments
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· 8 years ago
If you honestly believed the Disney version and didn't know better, you need to start reading, fam. I thought the fact that it didn't have a happy ending was commonly known.
Why type of sleeper 59 comments
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· 8 years ago
Lion...but my boyfriend is a wolf. Watching movies late at night gets my sleep cycle all confused.
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I think I've found the dumbest man alive 58 comments
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· 8 years ago
Ah yes, the pink tax. The latest feminist issue which has been debunked even before it became a thing. I know that one.
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This brilliant idea should become a thing 10 comments
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· 8 years ago
This is exactly why there are so many violence problems in the US. Dude in the post just proposed a way to deal with an attacker quickly, efficiently and without killing them (emphasis on the last point). But you suggest giving an actual weapon to every teacher instead? This is for example why there's so much cop violence, because for some reason you guys are taught to escalate conflicts instead of de-escalating them. You shouldn't use lethal weapons and aggressive physical force to deal with a (potential) threat! Not because US cops or teachers are unreliable (in fact most people react badly when in such a stressful situation) but because having a lethal weapon as the only method of self-defence at hand just won't prevent casualties, it will create more. So maybe giving teachers pepper sprays or something like that would work, but not real weapons.
Also matthewg makes a good point about training the teachers and so on.
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Also matthewg makes a good point about training the teachers and so on.
f*cking savage 12 comments
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· 8 years ago
@redial I'm not American, no. I'm just educated about BMI. She looks like she's within the healthy limits, and I think health is all that matters, preferences or no. Being under BMI 18 is just as bad as being over BMI 25, and the fact that some guy prefers thin chicks won't change a thing about that.
Furthermore, she's a manager, that means she's probably under a lot of stress which can cause overeating or just a messed up metabolism (it's called psychosomatic symptoms if I remember correctly, basically your mind is so stressed your body starts acting up). I'm not saying that excuses her fully, but compared to, say, someone who cleans toilets in a supermarket, she probably has more responsibilities and thus more stress.
Furthermore, she's a manager, that means she's probably under a lot of stress which can cause overeating or just a messed up metabolism (it's called psychosomatic symptoms if I remember correctly, basically your mind is so stressed your body starts acting up). I'm not saying that excuses her fully, but compared to, say, someone who cleans toilets in a supermarket, she probably has more responsibilities and thus more stress.
On vacation and this beauty shows up 9 comments
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· 8 years ago
I doubt it. Look at the price tags – a bottle of liquor costs 6.85, so the displayed currency's most likely Euros.
There are lots of absinthe shops in Prague, though. Tourists buy it cause they can't get it at home, I guess.
There are lots of absinthe shops in Prague, though. Tourists buy it cause they can't get it at home, I guess.
Needless to say I will not be having sex 8 comments
For those of you who haven't seen it(trust me, it's golden): 20 comments
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· 8 years ago
Saw it a while ago, still don't understand what the fuss is about. I find it neither funny nor catchy...
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Oh notch 3 comments
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· 8 years ago
I find it hard to believe JonTron would say that WWII was avoidable. The historical/political context was quite obviously saying otherwise.
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The cat cafe in melbourne 24 comments
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· 8 years ago
There's one in Prague as well! I don't know if they let people adopt cats, but the cats they have there used to be shelter/stray cats, so it's really nice of them that they gave those kittens a new home.
Needless to say I will not be having sex 8 comments
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· 8 years ago
Contracting vaginal muscles is some work too, though. Not as much as thrusting I guess, but if a girl can contract her vagina well, you won't even mind being always on top. When we're on top, contracting our vagina is near impossible since we have to flex a bunch of other muscles as well. Imagine if you literally had to focus on keeping your dick hard, then it wouldn't be so easy being on top.
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But what is a man? 5 comments
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· 8 years ago
Ah yes, the child just showed gender stereotypes the middle finger. I like it.
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This is amazing holy shit 5 comments
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· 8 years ago
So it was wrong when a woman talked as honestly as a man did. I'm not surprised, 18th and 19th century people were fucking fundamentalists when it came to gender roles and stereotypes.
Apple event 2017 predictions 10 comments
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· 8 years ago
Yeah because Apple totally invented wireless charging. It tooootally hasn't been around for over a year.
Fucking Apple. The saddest thing is that these monkeys (including my Apple-fanboy father) will buy this shit.
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Fucking Apple. The saddest thing is that these monkeys (including my Apple-fanboy father) will buy this shit.
This mistake has lasted too long! 6 comments
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· 8 years ago
Same goes for sociology. But Comte mixed lating and greek roots on purpose cause he wanted to be a special snowflake.
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Dad jokes gone too far 5 comments
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· 8 years ago
Girls who call their bf daddy make me cringe to hell and back. Why do they do that? Daddy issues?
Nice joke tho.
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Nice joke tho.
PETA to the rescue 11 comments
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· 8 years ago
Playing spot the vegan is much funnier because when you proclaim you found one, they get super butthurt. Must be the lack of proteins.
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