Apple event 2017 predictions

Seriously though, how soon before you are required to have a sold separately iWatch to interface with the phone because it is a 100% sealed screen less box?

Yeah because Samsung hadn't done this already.... They could take a bag of air from the factory and people would still buy it.

My apple-obsessed dad thinkable the iPhone 7 is one of the stupidest things on the planet.
Why don't other people see that truth as well?

Yeah because Apple totally invented wireless charging. It tooootally hasn't been around for over a year.
Fucking Apple. The saddest thing is that these monkeys (including my Apple-fanboy father) will buy this shit.

My fucking God this is so convincing it is terrifying to think they can do that.

Wireless charging is the future. I'd be glad to get rid of all my chargers that break and rip and having to get a new one every 3 months.