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Do it like a man 18 comments
guest · 7 years ago
How a real man accidentally cuts himself and dies from blood loss...
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What a morning! 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I wouldn't be complaining ^_^
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Nicely played, police department 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
*writes in the Police Chiefs info*
Handwork....!! 11 comments
guest · 7 years ago
We need skilled workers, engineers and scientists more than Lawyers and Doctors. children should be encouraged to explore all careers, not specifically high paying lnes.
I'll judge your character. Not your skin. 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
My level 14 Redguard has a Staff of Burning, good character right?
I think everyone needs to read this 13 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I wasn't expecting religion to be brought into the discussion so fast
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forever alone over here 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I here ya, brother (in hulk voice)
Hope this helps you 24 comments
guest · 8 years ago
"Have sex..." - yeah, as if thats ever going to happen me...
"But do not Masturbate!" - wtf? Hell naw, go heck yourself
A nice little German word for all your feels 12 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Close, velt-shmairtz (er is pronounced like air)
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Germany is the Furry Country confirmed 30 comments
guest · 8 years ago
It's Montenegro, not 'Monte Negro'...
- a Montenegrin
It time we drop days and start using sleeps... 43 sleeps! 2 comments
guest · 8 years ago
43? Aww yisss!!
Girl keeps a stranger from drunk driving by texting him 17 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I'll take shit that never happened for 500
Fresh cut grass smell 10 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I actually don't like the smell of fresh cut grass, it smells like I'm walking through a Llama's fucking mouth
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But who would use it anyway 27 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Canadian here: we never have wanted to join and never will :)
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Good guy Norway, keeping everyone safe! 13 comments
guest · 8 years ago
You can get free condoms anywhere: Doctors Office, Hospital, Online free samples, the list goes on
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Anyone? 31 comments
guest · 8 years ago
1% still equals 7 Million people, which is quite alot of People anyway
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Doorknob retracts when door is locked, or in case of raptor break in 4 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I'm guessing the owner has a card/ rectangular key that they enter into the slot, which reads it like a magnetic strip and unlocks, and vice versa to lock it
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Find the alpha male 15 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Omg that black guys face, standing behind him XD
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Things that usually happen on monday 21 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Pink, Yellow and Red are my favourite. The orange ones are shitiest.
This girl has a talent 11 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Bish, everyone can do this, it's childs play
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Chinese workers go faceless for a day to avoid stress of fake facial expressions 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
So now you can sleep in meetings and not get caught? Sweet
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"Please don't call the police" 1 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I thought this was the script to a fucking horror movie, jesus christ
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The rest of the world needs this 57 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Not very practical, its a massive waste of money to imprison someone for a minor violation like animal abuse
Good guy hacker 16 comments
guest · 8 years ago
whaling is also part of many countries indigenous cultures... (Moby Dick, anyone?)
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Oh Australia 14 comments
guest · 8 years ago
That shark looks like Phteven
Art of procrastination 2 comments
guest · 8 years ago
And then there's me: does 2,2,1,1...(spends two days relaxing, forgets) oh shit, there's work to do!!?!?
This is a stock photo of "bullying" 16 comments
guest · 8 years ago
*with tender lickin*
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No rent, free food 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
But they'll get you neutered, not fun...
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That's Badass Justice 51 comments
guest · 8 years ago
... still Murder, I wonder if they all then served Prison sentences?
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So say we all 10 comments
guest · 8 years ago
... what about Gendarmeries?
In honor of Columbus Day (I'm a bit late) 11 comments
guest · 8 years ago
"Indian Nation" ah yes, I remember reading about Mahatma Ghandi being raised in Wisconsin.
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This is why you shouldn't send unsolicited d*ck pics. Especially if you're a minor. 16 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Hehe, have fun in prison...
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Truth 64 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Wtf is "Spirit Week"?
Truth 64 comments
guest · 8 years ago
... so something that didn't exist when we were in school?
I'd love to be reborn as a mighty oak :) 14 comments
guest · 8 years ago
There's another option were you can get your ashes turned into a giant 3D triangle thing to help act as a frame to grow coral reefs
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I hate them too 19 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I mean, I know they probably cause 60% of all cases of Diabeetus, but hell, they are farking delicious
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Well does he ?! 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I does gay, atleast once a week. Is very recommend.
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Plateaus fact 1 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Das a flatoo rite dere
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Al Shehaby refused to shake his Israeli opponent's hand 12 comments
guest · 8 years ago
If you know anything of the Palestine Conflict, you'd pretty much understand his (El Shahabi) attitude. Although, it's the farkin' Olympics, create peace man!!
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The largest nuclear weapon ever detonated had shockwave circled the Earth 3 times 2 comments
guest · 8 years ago
And to this day, some say they can still hear the sound of yo momma falling
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Being able to focus them better would be cool 9 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Have yall never heard of Binoculors & Telescopes??!?
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The new Brock Turner? 16 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Remember when FS what about funny stories and memes, and not social issues and depressing shit? Pepperidge farms remembers
I got 2, what did you get? 69 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Romantic... :) except I'm forever alone
It's not about the grade, it's about sending a message 9 comments
guest · 8 years ago
he he he...
I love science
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The value of the work you do 59 comments
guest · 8 years ago
It's always funny how Firefighters, Police, Paramedics and the Military do extemely important work for minimum wage yet don't complain.
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*meets another 16 year old* "listen kid.." 13 comments
guest · 8 years ago
*calls another adult man 'princess'*
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Join us! 2 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Are they the Borg now?
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Am I the only one who can't sleep without something in my arms? 19 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I must say, that is somewhat adorable.
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How to ruin a wedding 16 comments
guest · 8 years ago
-what if I told you-
98%.99 of straight people aren't this brand of 'special'
A genius comedian indeed 11 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Blackadder, Mr. Bean, the Thin Blue Line... of course he's a genious!!
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