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guest · 11 years ago

I prefer cool ranch with hot salsa dip.
Spicy Doritos with sour cream dip.
And nacho cheese with mild salsa dip.
If you're bringing BBQ Doritos you damn well better be bringing nacho cheese dip.
Sometimes mix it up if I'm feeling adventurous, because my life is that fucking exciting.

China’s deserted fake Disneyland 4 comments

guest · 11 years ago

It's much easier to make happy though if you consider it statistically.
Disney land has thousands of people in it everyday.
This place has none.
A certain population of Disneyland will be unhappy each day, say between 1% and 3%. Giving it a 97% - 99% happiness rating.
Put just one happy person in chinas version of Disneyland. And it's the happiest place on earth. With a 100% happiness rating.
Boom. Science yo.

What pythons are really like 13 comments

guest · 11 years ago

I have a 13 foot Boa, this is pretty true. It wouldn't hurt anyone because its a lazy shit. Just mongs out. Even when it's out and free to roam the house. Just plops down on the closest person for warmth and has a nap.