What pythons are really like

I had a 14 ft. bowa so cute! but had to get rid of it

This is adorable!

But aren't pythons still dangerous?

I have a 13 foot Boa, this is pretty true. It wouldn't hurt anyone because its a lazy shit. Just mongs out. Even when it's out and free to roam the house. Just plops down on the closest person for warmth and has a nap.

Nice try, still don't like them..

Thankyou! I need this post for all my idiot friends who think my ball python is gross. He is a reacue who has a healed broken back too

My friends who come over r surprized that my python is dry

PLOP xD

Not when there in cartoon form

So cute for a snake!

Why yes, python, you can check my blood pressure!