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Periods be like 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I feel so sad for girls. Monthly bleeding and having to lug boobs around. I get why they're so moody so often.
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Caption this 15 comments
guest · 7 years ago
My good sir, I bequeathed onto thee my most sincere wishes that thou may go forth and fornicate thyself.
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Which are you? 13 comments
guest · 7 years ago
The one who just wants to give hugs to everyone.
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Puns 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Nicholas, cage them.
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Would you date yourself 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
B****, you don't wanna date me 'cause I'm so perfect and intimidating. I don't give a f***, I date myself.
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If silence were loudness, owls would be the loudest flying animals 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
A beard of prey.
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Smh 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Well, at least they've got wood.
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Planets "Orval", "'Chimay", "Westmalle" incoming ! 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Hey, if Gods of Destruction can have alcohol names, why not planets?
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Reversed potato 14 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Must be a Maria technique that increases their soma output.
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Read this 19 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Did you just assume my organ orientation? I identify as a pancreas, thank you very much. Or perhaps you meant a donkey, in which case I'll have you known that I am a polygender snuffleappoqueer capybarakin.
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Read this 19 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Woah, easy there buddy. Check your breathing privilege. Next you'll be telling me you have a right to life and junk like that.
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Tough luck 12 comments
guest · 7 years ago
The leaf is his mouth. And now you can't unsee it.
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