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He soccers too hard for me. I can't handle it.

I'm doing this now. This is a thing.

HUMP DAYY

Dat face tho

I wish I had been the coolest bitch on the block. I had that phone, but nobody but me knew because I didn't have any friends to share the news with and we couldn't have our phones at school.

That awkward moment when Hercules is all like "Meg, I would never, ever hurt you," and subsequently goes on a killing spree where he brutally murders his entire family because he was bewitched by Hera and then has to do twelve labors as penance.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiBt44rrslw

Although I think he's a terrible person, he is a person nonetheless. He is a person with feelings and thoughts and emotions of his own, and I don't think he should kill himself ever. I would prefer that he learn to live a better life instead of wasting this bad one.

Yeah, because lesbians just don't exist.

Like that one time I went to my driver's ed class after school (held at the school) and one of the guys was wearing a shirt that showed a silhouette of a woman's legs open in yellow with a red background, captioned "I'm Lovin' It," and got complimented for it. Same class, the instructor yelled at me for answering too many questions (about 5 total) whereas he praised the aforementioned douchebag for his 10-question streak.

I was under the assumption that a Daisy Buchanan joke was going to be made here. I am disappoint.

0.0 the seven mile long spank train

0.0 the seven mile long spank train

That's not cute. That's incredibly upsetting. Her handwriting looks like she's like 10 or 11 - she shouldn't be feeling that way about herself ever, much less at that age. Someone help her!!

My parents treated me with respect as a child, as a result I now also suffer from "respect for others."

Do he got the booty?
... He do.

Look, can we all just agree that spousal abuse is wrong? There are a number of cases where a man beats a woman, and a number of cases where a woman beats a man, and BOTH ARE WRONG. Nobody should be able to beat anybody, that's it, done.

I was talking to my choir teacher one time, and I was asking about whether or not they were doing another musical this year, in addition to the one they were already doing that I didn't get into (he's the music director). He said no, and I was like, "Well, that sucks." Just then he turns to me and he's like, "Well, if you wanted to be in the musical, why didn't you just audition." I. Am. Dumbfounded. Holy crap. I just look at him and say as evenly as I can having cried for hours over the disappointment of it, "I didn't get in."
The single most awkward face in the universe.

Sorry to be a downer, but that's a really damn good way to lose customers. Especially the Captain Crunch one. Even if they apologized immediately afterwards, I wouldn't be surprised if that family spread the word to their friends about the incident.

That happened to me, too, at Jack in the Box. I was twelve, and the guy behind me went to school with me. Everybody was laughing and I was so embarrassed. My dad was outside and when I told him what happened he almost went inside and kicked the guys face in, which honestly made me feel a bit better. Truth be told, I wish he had; the same guy continues to be a sexist jackass to this day. But whatevs, I agree with this person. Seriously, rosaparking, you're awesome!

Honestly, I think (and hope) that most people's thoughts when they see these two pictures are only "Oh gee, look, it's a couple." 'Cause seriously, there's nothing really more to say.

This.

I see equality as the ability to accept favors from other people without it being seen as special treatment just because of your gender. Also, I see treating someone equally as doing favors in return.
*However, any person who EXPECTS favors is an asshole, NO MATTER WHAT GENDER.