Well, when kissing someone you have to open your mouth and flop your lips around in a semi-rhythmic way. Then, if you're using tongue, you have pretend you are sword-fighting with the other person's tongue (it helps if you make 'clang!' 'kshh!' sound effects to keep you focused) and that's basically it. I've kissed one person, and only one person, so take it from me how to do it.
I guess I know what I'm doing tonight (; is it fun?
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· 10 years ago
It is fun, if other person is good at flopping their lips. If they just sit there and open their mouth while you do all the work, it's a bit too much like necrophilia.
That happened to me, too, at Jack in the Box. I was twelve, and the guy behind me went to school with me. Everybody was laughing and I was so embarrassed. My dad was outside and when I told him what happened he almost went inside and kicked the guys face in, which honestly made me feel a bit better. Truth be told, I wish he had; the same guy continues to be a sexist jackass to this day. But whatevs, I agree with this person. Seriously, rosaparking, you're awesome!
Umm...
Does anyone wish to explain to me how kissing works?
Lets talk about you and me
So on another note... sex. *Takes out pen and notebook*