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Do it like a man 18 comments

guest · 7 years ago

How a real man accidentally cuts himself and dies from blood loss...

What a morning! 8 comments

guest · 7 years ago

I wouldn't be complaining ^_^

Nicely played, police department 9 comments

guest · 7 years ago

*writes in the Police Chiefs info*

Handwork....!! 11 comments

guest · 7 years ago

We need skilled workers, engineers and scientists more than Lawyers and Doctors. children should be encouraged to explore all careers, not specifically high paying lnes.

I'll judge your character. Not your skin. 10 comments

guest · 7 years ago

My level 14 Redguard has a Staff of Burning, good character right?

I think everyone needs to read this 13 comments

guest · 7 years ago

I wasn't expecting religion to be brought into the discussion so fast

forever alone over here 6 comments

guest · 7 years ago

I here ya, brother (in hulk voice)

Hope this helps you 24 comments

guest · 7 years ago

"Have sex..." - yeah, as if thats ever going to happen me...
"But do not Masturbate!" - wtf? Hell naw, go heck yourself

A nice little German word for all your feels 12 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Close, velt-shmairtz (er is pronounced like air)

Germany is the Furry Country confirmed 30 comments

guest · 7 years ago

It's Montenegro, not 'Monte Negro'...
- a Montenegrin

It time we drop days and start using sleeps... 43 sleeps! 2 comments

guest · 7 years ago

43? Aww yisss!!

Girl keeps a stranger from drunk driving by texting him 17 comments

guest · 7 years ago

I'll take shit that never happened for 500

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Fresh cut grass smell 10 comments

guest · 7 years ago

I actually don't like the smell of fresh cut grass, it smells like I'm walking through a Llama's fucking mouth

But who would use it anyway 27 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Canadian here: we never have wanted to join and never will :)

Good guy Norway, keeping everyone safe! 13 comments

guest · 7 years ago

You can get free condoms anywhere: Doctors Office, Hospital, Online free samples, the list goes on

Anyone? 31 comments

guest · 7 years ago

1% still equals 7 Million people, which is quite alot of People anyway

Doorknob retracts when door is locked, or in case of raptor break in 4 comments

guest · 7 years ago

I'm guessing the owner has a card/ rectangular key that they enter into the slot, which reads it like a magnetic strip and unlocks, and vice versa to lock it

Find the alpha male 15 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Omg that black guys face, standing behind him XD

Things that usually happen on monday 21 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Pink, Yellow and Red are my favourite. The orange ones are shitiest.

This girl has a talent 11 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Bish, everyone can do this, it's childs play

Chinese workers go faceless for a day to avoid stress of fake facial expressions 8 comments

guest · 7 years ago

So now you can sleep in meetings and not get caught? Sweet

"Please don't call the police" 1 comments

guest · 7 years ago

I thought this was the script to a fucking horror movie, jesus christ

The rest of the world needs this 57 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Not very practical, its a massive waste of money to imprison someone for a minor violation like animal abuse

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Good guy hacker 16 comments

guest · 7 years ago

whaling is also part of many countries indigenous cultures... (Moby Dick, anyone?)

Oh Australia 14 comments

guest · 7 years ago

That shark looks like Phteven

Art of procrastination 2 comments

guest · 7 years ago

And then there's me: does 2,2,1,1...(spends two days relaxing, forgets) oh shit, there's work to do!!?!?

This is a stock photo of "bullying" 16 comments

guest · 7 years ago

*with tender lickin*

No rent, free food 7 comments

guest · 7 years ago

But they'll get you neutered, not fun...

That's Badass Justice 51 comments

guest · 7 years ago

... still Murder, I wonder if they all then served Prison sentences?

So say we all 10 comments

guest · 7 years ago

... what about Gendarmeries?

In honor of Columbus Day (I'm a bit late) 11 comments

guest · 7 years ago

"Indian Nation" ah yes, I remember reading about Mahatma Ghandi being raised in Wisconsin.

This is why you shouldn't send unsolicited d*ck pics. Especially if you're a minor. 16 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Hehe, have fun in prison...

Truth 64 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Wtf is "Spirit Week"?

Truth 64 comments

guest · 7 years ago

... so something that didn't exist when we were in school?

I'd love to be reborn as a mighty oak :) 14 comments

guest · 7 years ago

There's another option were you can get your ashes turned into a giant 3D triangle thing to help act as a frame to grow coral reefs

I hate them too 19 comments

guest · 7 years ago

I mean, I know they probably cause 60% of all cases of Diabeetus, but hell, they are farking delicious

Well does he ?! 8 comments

guest · 7 years ago

I does gay, atleast once a week. Is very recommend.

Plateaus fact 1 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Das a flatoo rite dere

Al Shehaby refused to shake his Israeli opponent's hand 12 comments

guest · 7 years ago

If you know anything of the Palestine Conflict, you'd pretty much understand his (El Shahabi) attitude. Although, it's the farkin' Olympics, create peace man!!

The largest nuclear weapon ever detonated had shockwave circled the Earth 3 times 2 comments

guest · 7 years ago

And to this day, some say they can still hear the sound of yo momma falling

Being able to focus them better would be cool 9 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Have yall never heard of Binoculors & Telescopes??!?

The new Brock Turner? 16 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Remember when FS what about funny stories and memes, and not social issues and depressing shit? Pepperidge farms remembers

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I got 2, what did you get? 69 comments

guest · 7 years ago