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Typical 1 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
Damn Alyssa Stockton will straight up leave your ass.
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Better then than now 6 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
Usually people who post these kinds of things are guys who haven't had any girls talk to them, news flash if they won't talk to you now they wouldn't talk to you then either
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Y u do dis 6 comments
Cut your ears off so you don't have to clean behind them, it's so beneficial 16 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
"Hey men can't tell women what to do with their bodies!" (This is true)
"Ew, circumcision" (Double standard much? Plus for some of us it's a religious thing.)
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"Ew, circumcision" (Double standard much? Plus for some of us it's a religious thing.)
51 memes are all there is now 17 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
Yes, "unsuspecting guards." They've posted their genius plan all over the internet. The base has cameras and motion sensors everywhere. The base is in the middle of a salt flat. I'm sure they'll catch the guards completely unaware.
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Maybe he wants to give you his Woody? 3 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
This is just Disney low-key announcing a live action toy story in theaters spring 2022
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We gon clap those alien cheeks 7 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
If only Trump was as thin as his crowds, he might be able to walk 50 yards again.
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That's our kind of music 6 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
random blonde, hot american girl: sings absolute brainless bullshit
americans: OMG, OMG, she's the next pop-princess!
americans: OMG, OMG, she's the next pop-princess!
The final boss 12 comments
A genetic roast 8 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
but just being cold doesn't make you sick...unless it's so cold you get hypothermia and/or frostbite
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View from the surface of a comet 8 comments
Frens 3 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
That's because no one wants a brown(liver)-spotted Dalmatian. Hear me out: Dalmatians are one of the most inbred dogs in the world, resulting in horrific genetic problems. A reputable breeder will keep a very exact database of lineage to help keep the breed genetically stable. Then you get people who just let their pet Dalmatians breed and get excited about different dogs being produced, without realizing that brown-spots are a recessive trait and if one recessive trait get through, so may debilitating others. It's sad that many variants can make a dog more valuable, but not brown spots on a Dalmatian, because of the inevitable health problems.
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Not as expensive as you think 72 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
@metalman Your answer is total bullshit and displays typical American arrogance. You're no more individualistic than any other country. In fact, I'd argue that you are the opposite. What you are is more capitalistic. Everything revolves around money, including healthcare. The people in charge tell you what to say and think, and most of you just parrot it.
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90's Kids when they become parents 1 comments
Practice season with a watermelon! 2 comments
Change it ! 9 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
Actually, if you eat/drink acid stuff during your breakfast (like coffee, orange juice, an apple...), brushing your teeth just after can damage the enamel, which is temporarily weakened by acids. Then, brushing your teeth before your breakfast is actually a way better solution.
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Take a seat in South Tirol, Italy 1 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
It's South Tyrol, or Bolzano in Italian. The whole Austrian-Italian border is gorgeous.
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Salty immense tender Ferret 3 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
‘I knew he would miss,’ thought Pinocchio as he sank his teeth into Gipeto’s jugular then slurped voraciously at the old man’s life force until he had had his fill. ‘I’ll always love you, Father,’ he said when he finished and looked into Gipeto’s regretful eyes as he took his final breath. ‘I’ll always love you,’ Pinocchio repeated...
...with all of my heart.
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...with all of my heart.
You have become the very thing you swore to destroy 4 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
Bet now they’re catching a lotta slack because people still believe it’s okay to be rude to white people.
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"new data: Found" 9 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
There have been a number of groups looking into the depression rates over the past few years. All have found the same thing - depression is being over-diagnosed and over-treated. Only around a third of the people in these studies show signs of long term depression. Personally, I think a good number of people have figured out how to "fake" depression so they have an excuse to be lazy assholes and to try and get attention.
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