Yes, "unsuspecting guards." They've posted their genius plan all over the internet. The base has cameras and motion sensors everywhere. The base is in the middle of a salt flat. I'm sure they'll catch the guards completely unaware.
I know you're joking but they can literally shoot them faster then the perceived speed of light with a HELIOS system that were developed at Area 51... several of which are thought to be installed at defensive locations at Area 51...so... yeah...
I know that this is for the most part a big joke for people but I really hope no one actually tries to do this. Unlike the police, excessive force is where the military starts not what happens if you keep pushing. If you're stupid enough to try and force your way in you will get shot. Obviously the soldiers would really prefer not to shoot you but punching you in the face or hitting you with the butt of their rifles is a perfectly legitimate response.
"I followed lawful orders to preserve national security, sir. As they were attempting to force entrance, I deemed the orders moral and ethical, and I feared for my life."
"Fair enough. Was the maniacal laughter really necessary, though?"
"I followed lawful orders to preserve national security, sir. As they were attempting to force entrance, I deemed the orders moral and ethical, and I feared for my life."
"Fair enough. Was the maniacal laughter really necessary, though?"
"Yes, sir."
@famousone that was hilarious XD