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Crisis averted 1 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Thx for the massive circle I wouldn't have found it otherwise
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This moth looks like an owls face 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
That's... obviously photoshopped. Don't get me wrong, there are animals who are incredible at this whole looking like a different animal thing. Like that caterpillar that can puff up its tail to resemble the head of a viper, and even wags it the same way a snake moves its head. But this is most likely not the case here, as cool as it looks.
So manly 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Can confirm. Especially since I don't think that I look like him at all, apart from the eye color.
Epic makeup skills 29 comments
guest · 6 years ago
WTF?! How is saying "I don't think those makeup skills are that great" even vaguely similar to "you're a special snowflake and you're just saying this to feel better about yourself". How are these any similar, seriously. One is a criticism, the other one is a direct personal attack. That's why I prefaced my comment by saying I don't want to sound rude, because I really don't, but am I just supposed to never criticize anyone? Am I a hypocrite for apologizing if my criticism sounded too harsh? That's total BS. Not to mention, you're calling me a hypocrite? You, the one who started this beef, while you could've just said you disagreed instead of whatever the hell that comment was? Oh please. I'm not gonna apologize for calling you out for handing out ad hominems like condoms in a high school because I'm only concerned about being rude to people who don't deserve it. But you do. So shut your trash mouth and let people be critical towards things, you fragile piece of shit stained porcelain.
Well...Are you? 45 comments
guest · 6 years ago
He's so chunky <3
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Kids are assholes 1 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I didn't know Tony Hawk and Ellen Page had a kid
Amerika 15 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Well that's literally the only choice they got. If they could swim across the ocean to Europe, they would ;)
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Epic makeup skills 29 comments
guest · 6 years ago
The thing is though I didn't have the *idea* I was just skeptical because it's an image on the internet so of course I thought there must be a punchline or a catch. I didn't come here thinking "that's a dude", I came here with a healthy dose of skepticism and it turns out to have been right.
Ffs, I'm a woman who doesn't wear makeup, like at all. You don't have to lecture me about masculine features, because I know women have them and many of us try to cover them up with makeup. But that's not the point of this at all! I realized he was a dude because it's a meme posted on a fun website so I was expecting something. I don't look at people irl with the same skepticism as on the internet. Your biology lecture is completely unnecessary because you're missing the goddamn point, which is don't believe shit you see on the internet, and when someone tells you that they don't believe it, don't downvote storm and ad hominem them to hell. (The last part goes to the first response, not you two)
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Story of my life 16 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Maybe you should add some vodka to that carrot juice, Bugs.
I wonder how it'd taste.
Epic makeup skills 29 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I'm not trying to be a "special snowflake" and honestly you making these baseless accusations and theories about how I'm doing this to feel better about myself is very rude and trashy of you. But it's a series of images *on the internet*, of course I'm gonna pay a bit more than a "regular amount of attention" here, it's the internet were talking about. I thought not believing stuff you see on the internet was common sense, not a special skill.
Epic makeup skills 29 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I don't wanna be rude but it's pretty obvious that he's a guy from the first picture.
If he wants to transition, I'll be among the first to voice support for him. But if this was meant just to show off his "makeup skills", I'm sorry to break it to you but it is quite obvious.
That is good man 31 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Don't forget the part where everybody stood up and clapped
Oh okay 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
He could've said something like "You should instead choose someone who will appreciate this opportunity more because I feel like we're not close enough for me to really appreciate it" instead of just going straight up "I'm not your friend, buddy"
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No shelf no problem 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
So you could charge your, uhh... *looks at the little wall hook next to it* ... coat?
Or maybe charge your phone while it's inside your coat pocket. But I think I'm just overthinking it, it was probably just a case of dumb electrician/architect.
Oh okay 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Wow, that's rude. I mean, it's good that he's honest and lets you instead choose someone who really thinks of themselves as your friend, but the way he said it... Let's just say he could've expressed the sentiment (or lack thereof I guess) a bit better.
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No shelf no problem 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Do you want to ruin your cable? Cause that's how you ruin your cable.
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its those pesky iphones 21 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Shut up you're both being cringe af
Daily Dose of Cute October #23 1 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Who you gonna call? Woofbusters!
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Dad makes fancy cake 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Ok no offense to anyone but I haven't had a cake since i was 10
Listen to your enemies 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Meanwhile Apple's buds cost the same and they can't do shit
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No time 1 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Why the slits in the front? That looks atrocious
5/7 would watch him support the family again 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
It's a Mac. Nobody with a Mac can support their family.
I always knew shaggy's been fckng scooby 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Shaggy bangs Scooby confirmed
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Sounds interesting 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
No, because he has sued people in the past for jokes, you dingus.
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Sounds interesting 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Careful though, he might sue you for saying that.
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The world is more interesting now 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
That's good. Sharks are precious creatures.
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Sounds interesting 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I don't know but Trump's would be orangutan noises.
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Mother puts her life on the line to protect her baby 19 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I mean, it's noble and all and I don't wanna sound like an ass but I've had worse from just regular martial arts trainings.
0-100 real quick 19 comments
guest · 6 years ago
TF are u babbling on about
What have we become 26 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Also gen Z here. Fuck off kat, today's cartoons are one of the best I've ever seen. Adventure Time, Gravity Falls, Steven Universe, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Rick and Morty, Bojack Horseman... Sure, some of these are more mature but the stuff for kids has ALWAYS been cheap entertainment. Cartoons used to be just advertisement to sell toys so I definitely wouldn't say old stuff is better than new. As for video games, sure trash like Fortnite exists but there's also a boom of indie games now that development tools are more accessible. And sure that resulted in a bunch of cheap asset flips but also in some great indie games. So yeah I disagree that "classic" stuff is better. Shows back then were in general as crappy as most shows now. But the crappy ones usually aren't remember which is why we often see old stuff as better, because we only see the "best of". But from what I remember, old Fox Kids cartoons, movies and games in the 90s/early 00s were just as hit or miss as today's are.
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Modern rappers 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
These rappers are a punishment from God. He decided to give life to the desk doodles to punish us for ruining school desks.
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I second that 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I always thought a short honk is a somewhat friendly one and a long one is a "WTF are you doing?"
No. Of course it's not 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
As someone who can't stand kids, I relate to her on a spiritual level.
Cabbage 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
@maddelathor If she asked for it she wouldn't have responded like that. The context makes it pretty clear. Yeah we just assume that but that assumption isn't based on nothing.
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Marry him 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
In our relationship I'd be the one singing and my bf the one cringing lol
Cool note 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
He trusted the cat not to carry it into its hoarding pile or tear it apart? That's a level of trust I wish I had. And also a very nice cat apparently.
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Cool note 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
He would do anything for love but not that
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Cabbage 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
She wouldn't have made fun of him if he didn't send a (probably unsolicited judging by her response) dick pic.
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Relationship goals 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I just noticed that was the title. I'm a dumbass, I apologize.
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I might not have 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Idk who would get their panties in a twist about me saying the dude in the post probably has a good sense of humor but... That's the internet I guess.
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Relationship goals 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Relationship goals
I might not have 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
A good sense of humor! That often tops many of the other attributes. Except for the warm heart of course.
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Excuse me what the f**k 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
*pretentious voice* It's called fashion look it up
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You and your double standards 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I mean one thing is dressing like a hooker and another thing is wearing underwear as shorts. When u see someone dressed like a hooker u just think "how classy" (/s) but when you see someone in their underwear you're a little weirded out, no?
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Y I k e s 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
For example leukemia*
Y I k e s 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Not to mention that Jehovah's witnesses (at least in my country) refuse blood transfusions so if their child has for leukemia or any other blood related sickness or suffered a major accident, they'd rather let them die than undergo a blood transfusion.
First they rape the kids, then let them die. Sounds like wonderful people.
3D architectural intervention by muralist Mr. June 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I hope it doesn't distract people from the good beer!
The proper way to eat a banana 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
If y'all dropped that stupid masculinity cult you wouldn't have to be intimidated by a fruit.
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Crystal skull 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
it looks like something between Mewtwo and Cubone. Mewbone? Cuetwo?
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Cry time over 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
People Live Here by Rise Against is about 4 and a half minutes.
Or, alternatively, Nothing Else Matters is about 6.