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Gorillas aren't monkeys, they're apes. Had to be said. :p

Should have brought her along. She would've been down, chicks love the moon.

A VERY fucking bad decision because you probably destroyed the universe.

That cracked me up.

This argument has so many holes, it should be starring Shea Lebouf.

Diamond that size, you don't need subliminal messaging.

hahaha I hate to burst your bubble, but the people in febreze commercials already KNOW they're doing one.

That makes me laugh so much.

I'm in med school right now. Believe me when I say that we are SO much more than that. Life truly is beautiful.

It hurts me right in my aortic pump.

Paradox!

lol more like fear exemplified!

It's so pretty! I want to touch it.

Except the Ireland study was supplied with Guinness and whiskey.

hahahahahahaha That cracked me up!

Hi, this is reality speaking. You're wrong.

Reminds of the Red King from The Dark Tower.

That was such an awesome response.

hahaha that CAN'T be a real photo.

Sledge hammer will be faster.

I beg to differ. Most vaginas are much prettier than that and they look simply scrumptious.

That's actually a legitimate question, although poorly phrased. Don't know why the doctor was skipping around the pt interview like that.

Was the leader a direwolf?

Ya, the bible is weird. They only had two sons, and one son killed the other son, without any prompting from Satan, so humanity is left with 1 guy and 1 girl and 1 purely evil son. No wonder we're so fucked up.

Hahahahaha oh Calvin

Pretty sure that's always been true.

Why would you get tan lines scuba diving?

What kind of dog is this?

This is why we need to bring back arranged marriages. :p

I don't have any money to put into a jar. :(

That's B.S. Assholes don't care either way. That's what draws the girls to the assholes.

I love how much trouble the girl will get in when he shows the cops this screen capture.

Hahaha joke's on her. I don't even HAVE kids.

Can't you download it and watch it at double speed? Then it'll only be 5 hours! yay!

Ah Shrek didn't really change Fiona, she changed on her own.

Representation of the American economy?

Dogs are all the same species and part of the class mammalia and you'll notice that for the most part, their differences are in the colors of their coats. Sound familiar? Birds covers a much broader range of species, which could be followed back to the classification of aves (class), hence the genetic diversity. The comparison to that of humans is mammalia, of which you'll see greater genetic diversity, such as the great strength of gorillas, the psyduck look of the platypus, and everything else. Science: learn it, live it, love it!

I highly doubt Homer would care either.