Surviving on potatoes

Except the Ireland study was supplied with Guinness and whiskey.

I suppose it could be considered a spudy

Except during the famine but no one really mentions that anymore...

Except all your teeth will fall out on mashed potatoes alone, lack of stimulating your gums will do that. Better throw in some kettle chips just to be safe.

Vodka. :-)

I guess I know what I'll be planting first when the Zombie Apocalypse happens and I move to the Canadian wilderness.

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IRISH PEOPLE, UNITE