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Bill bill bill bill 29 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I have a degree in Advanced Theoretical Memeology, and I'm constantly working on the Big Meme Theory and researching the Meme Particle
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Church Wi-Fi 23 comments
guest · 7 years ago
'God Forbid' people aren't bored out of their minds in church (get what I did there?)
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Bee fact 20 comments
guest · 7 years ago
It would appear my girlfriend is really a swarm of bee's, then.
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Why?!? 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I'm 5'9", the average height, but always feel short
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At least you can save money on your gas bill 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
"Wot in tarnation"
Kiwi problems 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
#Only-in-Kazakhstan!
Don't let history repeat itself 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Wasn't Kryptonian Society based around Science and Innovation? I'm pretty sure
Trying new toy 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Goat bowling
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Unusual web 11 comments
guest · 7 years ago
This Spider writes software on it's sparetime, confirmed. (It uses the Net! Ba-dum-tish!)
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Bet you're enjoying it 15 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Licht mein Baum, bitte! (Joke from German class)
The strange world we live in 21 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Tesla was born in 1856, and Kim in 1980, there's a 124 year difference
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Psa from officer tony 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
That looks suspiciously like James from Funhaus...
Godly speech skills 11 comments
guest · 7 years ago
«Speech increased to 100»
Some deep shit right here 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
"I see your true colours..."
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Just thinking about Turkey 14 comments
guest · 7 years ago
It's a Ricktatorship
Y tho 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
They look like Pepe's eyes
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Learn russian in 15 minutes 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I learned the Cyrillic alphabet ages ago, but спасиба, Товарищ
24 genius food inventions you never knew you needed! 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
#19 is stupid, just use regular square boxes
Screwed up technology we have nowadays 15 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I feel like this is CIA multi- million dollar espionage and national security equipment, and not something a creep could afford
How unfair 37 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I get that it would really help the pain... but wtf, imagine the kid learning their mom was schlicking away while being pushed out, not to mention how awkward it'll be when surrounded by doctors and nurses
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My mom in a nutshell 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Mom got booty
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#showerthoughts 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
You could still restrict bloodflow and oxygen supply to your brain with a noose, though
The more the merrier 1 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Imagine the amount of sex you could have in one night with all her personalities tho
Oops 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
heh heh, noice
Why doesn't this happen more 2: Rape doesn't need proof 29 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Whatever happened to Innocent until proven guilty? You know, the foundation of Modern criminal proceedings?
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Ssuuummmerrrrr 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
But it's April
Loving couples 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Hubby, blech (I hate the term Hubby, and so do most Men who've heard the Term)
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Ridiculous if you ask me. I could care less about brand names 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
$200 headphones are usually way better than $60 ones, it doesn't concern brand name. I got a pair of $200 bose headphones for christmas and they have been phenomenol and have lasted longer than any other pair thatI've had
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It's a blind spot 13 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I always imagine a tarantula is inside the bowl (like in that Australian public toilet gif) and that it will bite my dick
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Legit 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Sounds 800% legit
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Mulan Szechuan sauce for sale 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
wtf is this meme, who fucking cares about dipping sauce from McDonald's
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What have we come to? 21 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I believe its a combination of Solar Cycles affecting the Earth as well as Global Warming.
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"Emphasis on angry" 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
A danger noodle
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We need some type of p*rn government 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
The United States of Porn... yes please
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Cat get scared of bananas 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I like how the cat looked at it for a solid 3 seconds before freaking out
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It should be like this everywhere! 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
It makes up for the horrible oppresive government regime
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Best reason to go to Iceland 27 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Still worth it though, it looks like
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A new breed of dog 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Why is it by a Sea? I thought it was from Czechoslovakia, a landlocked region
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Smextacular 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Sexy Mexican = Smexican, or Smexy
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Motivation 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I though this was one of those cropped out Gay porn memes at first
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Here's A Unique Photo Album Idea 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
You could just have a blown up section for the smaller states
As a follow up to self esteem and strangers having a crush on you. 14 comments
guest · 7 years ago
"Thats where you're wrong...."
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Butthole tickler caught? 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
'The Butthole Tickling Bandit'
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That's why I have none 12 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I've no friends, I don't care about that. I'm perfectly happy and chill by myself.
Every time I decide to go to the theater 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Put tge biggest dildo you can buy and 300 tampons in your purse, then they'll stop searching your purse.
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We need to spread the word 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Your Hugh looks like Jackman Dad
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Accidental take-off 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
At least it wasn't a Maneater.... (the Jet that sucked in a ground crew operator into it's engine)
she rightfully deserves one 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
She's precious.
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Microchip capable of detected diseases like cancer and HIV 17 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I feel like this is still a huge work in progress, where its only theoretical that'll it will fight Cancer and HIV, with only a 20% chande or something. Not hating, just being skeptical. Its awesome if this is entirely true.
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