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Periods be like 4 comments

guest · 7 years ago

I feel so sad for girls. Monthly bleeding and having to lug boobs around. I get why they're so moody so often.

Caption this 15 comments

guest · 7 years ago

My good sir, I bequeathed onto thee my most sincere wishes that thou may go forth and fornicate thyself.

Which are you? 13 comments

guest · 7 years ago

The one who just wants to give hugs to everyone.

Puns 3 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Nicholas, cage them.

Would you date yourself 9 comments

guest · 7 years ago

B****, you don't wanna date me 'cause I'm so perfect and intimidating. I don't give a f***, I date myself.

If silence were loudness, owls would be the loudest flying animals 8 comments

guest · 7 years ago

A beard of prey.

Smh 4 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Well, at least they've got wood.

Planets "Orval", "'Chimay", "Westmalle" incoming ! 3 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Hey, if Gods of Destruction can have alcohol names, why not planets?

Reversed potato 14 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Must be a Maria technique that increases their soma output.

Read this 19 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Did you just assume my organ orientation? I identify as a pancreas, thank you very much. Or perhaps you meant a donkey, in which case I'll have you known that I am a polygender snuffleappoqueer capybarakin.

Read this 19 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Woah, easy there buddy. Check your breathing privilege. Next you'll be telling me you have a right to life and junk like that.

Tough luck 12 comments

guest · 7 years ago

The leaf is his mouth. And now you can't unsee it.