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WHEN MY HOUSE CAUGHT FIRE I WANTED TO DO THIS BUT THEY LEFT BEFORE I GOT THERE AND I WAS SO SAD

look who's ugly and who's hot?

my dad went to Robert e lee and he's against the name change thing

yes I just did

THANK YOU

what do they have in common hmmm.... I know! THEYRE ALL WHORES

clumsy AF and is missing the three end fingers on my left hand?

GET GRAMMERSSSSSS

wat even

when you actually know how to sing so you read these kind of posts like
ill take ur word for it

a bunch of cats cuz Neko atsume.... unknown reasons you say? probs for cuddles. I'm going to have a herd of cats hunting me down to cuddle. YAY

it looked so betrayed lmao

as some1 who has a dog & a bunny, bunnies are a HELL of a lot harder to take care than dogs.

I was about to flip a table

this never happens to me and tbh I always expected to

this makes me want to cry tears of joy hUMANITY IS PURE AGAIN YAY

I feel so bad for him :/

plug in my earbuds, turn on TØP and walk straight ahead

BEEN THERE

I can't see it shiny anymore... DONT TRY TO SEE IT

this looks exactly like my dog Roxy!
^.^

nono, you drop down to its level and get attacked by big sloppy dog kisses

well... you SEE... my middle school offers advanced math courses, and the majority of the school takes them. so like I took algebra1 in 7th grade, and geometry in 8th... so trust me when I say I have turned on calculators in school to read 'I want to die' lol XD

thats a fucking chipmunk

'Nobel prize award' this is like the Rip in peace all over again

and this my friend, is what we call IRONY

well marshmallows are a given

the majestic Doge has discovered his great ancestor

to all those people that forgot the fucking comma just

simmer well, pupper

OMG IN MY HOME EC CLASS OUR TEACHER MAKES US WATCH GOOD EATS ALL THE TIME AND I SWEAR THAT THING IS CRINGY AF AND ITS CANCER HIS PUNS ARE THE WORST OMG KILL THAT SHOW

This can kill you. don't ask me why. trust me. it somehow reduces the oxygen flow to your brain.

literally me

and.... and you just took a picture

fnaf*

final

yeah my mom lived in Germany for a while and she told me (I don't know if its still in affect now or if that was back when she lived there) that its illegal to sing the nazi era anthem.

wow. just wow. I want to give this guy a hug. that bitch is cruel. thats just mean. he seems like a nice guy like I would totally date him. her loss hmph

In elementary school there was this guy who slowly became super popular. he also hated me. so he bullied me all the time, and he got all his friends to do it. so basically everyone bullied me because
A: they wanted to be popular
B: they wanted him to think they were cool, which leads to A
C: they didn't want to be the target for not bullying me/standing up for me
D: They were bullied themselves (and even tho I stuck up for everyone else that got bullied) and so bullying me took the attention off them for a while and onto me
so whenever I went to a teacher about it, it was literally their word against mine. and even tho they secretly believed me, they couldn't fully punish them because then the kids go to the parents, and its literally them against me and they have to believe the majority. so they always got off with the minimal punishment, like a warning, or 2 laps at recess. it was horrible. I was a very depressed 5th grader. But I switched schools, leaving their asses behind.

my sister has Down's syndrome :) this post makes my day

if jeans were pants, you know what they'd be called? pants. oh wait, JEANS ARE PANTS AND SO ARE LEGGINGS SO WHAT'S YOUR POINT

no, we got that clan of hispanics that wEaR fUcKiNg sLiPpErS aNd gEt iN tRoUbLe fOr iT eVeRy dAy

my school did this for valentines day, and guys im a nerd. even I found it fucking lame XD because schools are just SO TRYHARD ABOUT EVERYTHING IT JUST RUINS EVERYTHING