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Unless there's a lock on the tank lid, you can always lift the lid and pull the chain to flush it manually.

But there are a lot of stupid people trying to make it that way!

You need that ShakeWeight dumbbell!

It's also the "My parents have too much money" starter kit.

Two enter the battle, only one leaves!

What's more disturbing is the missing toilet seat!

More of a Passive-Aggressive gender.

From the movie, "The Stupids."

"I'm my own grandpa!"

This is covered in 18 USC 331. It says that whoever fraudulently alters coins is guilty of a crime. The key word there is "fraudulently." If you alter a coin with the intent of defrauding somebody, you're guilty of a crime. If you alter or destroy a coin you own for reasons other than committing fraud, then you're just wasting money.

I see the faucet dripping on left side, but there's movement on right side. Juice from cuttings?

But how can the earth revolve if it's flat? /sarcasm/

Not all of us are assholes! I may not comment very often, but when I do, I try not to troll or stir up shit.

That wouldn't be the fault of the gun, but irresponsible parents. You can't put blame on inanimate objects.

I was also just stating a fact. And I didn't think that the way I stated it sounded butt hurt in any way!

Why would they only shave one claw? The other claw looks really long and sharp!

Yeah, chilling out solves all problems, right? How does it pay my rent or feed my kids? It doesn't.

Would the grandfather be happy if the grandson wasn't shot, but instead helped beat the s*it out of the homeowner? The kid broke the law by breaking into someone's home while carrying weapons. Did he really expect to just walk in and out without some kind of confrontation? I don't think so.

"Does she even know you exist?"

No, people thought Cinnabon was insensitive about her death and tried to use her death to sell their cinnamon rolls.

What would you expect if it got hit by a melon?

Your welcome.

I wonder how many video games Charles Manson and Jack the Ripper played when they were growing up?

Repost. Original post stated printer was used for five years , or something like that without removing protective film.

PETA should stand for People Eating Tasty Animals!