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Holy shit 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Missed it by that much!
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Spot it 28 comments
guest · 5 years ago
E very time
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Some people actually do 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Not true. Aliens carved it. (Yes, that was sarcastic.)
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Good old days at McDonald's 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Lavablast
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It's clean 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I swear, I'm eating spaghetti from a container just like that right now! Uncanny!
Ungrateful kid 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Mom: You're gonna have fun, whether you like it or not!
Pay to poop? Nope, shit on the floor! 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Unless there's a lock on the tank lid, you can always lift the lid and pull the chain to flush it manually.
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Stupid is as stupid does 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
*we're
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Car has a Taco holder 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Until you hit a bump and get lettuce and cheese flying all over the place!
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Great Idea 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Then there's the one kid that reinforces his with wire, wood or rebar.
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Blink 1 maybe 2 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Misdirection
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Wat 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Should be Shookspewere.
This is perplexing 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Actually, it sort of works out better for the homeless man. For the next 15 years, he wont have to worry about food or shelter
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Yeah, "usa." 13 comments
guest · 6 years ago
But there are a lot of stupid people trying to make it that way!
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The struggle 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I can't afford a Fuji or Granny Smith apple...
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I can barely keep tabs on everything 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
You need that ShakeWeight dumbbell!
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Bullet size comparission 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Missing the .38 and the .38super+p
I laugh every time. 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Baby's definitely sleeping now.
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Please rob me 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
It's also the "My parents have too much money" starter kit.
Yet another victim 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Judging by the truck, I'd say the bridge was thirsty.
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Kind of like double dragon 16 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Two enter the battle, only one leaves!
Eye see what you did there 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
What's more disturbing is the missing toilet seat!
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What? 13 comments
guest · 6 years ago
More of a Passive-Aggressive gender.
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How to make a teacher feel bad 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
From the movie, "The Stupids."
How to make a teacher feel bad 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
"I'm my own grandpa!"
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I would buy these 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
This is covered in 18 USC 331. It says that whoever fraudulently alters coins is guilty of a crime. The key word there is "fraudulently." If you alter a coin with the intent of defrauding somebody, you're guilty of a crime. If you alter or destroy a coin you own for reasons other than committing fraud, then you're just wasting money.
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Happiness is you and a lot of pets 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I see the faucet dripping on left side, but there's movement on right side. Juice from cuttings?
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Astronomy 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
But how can the earth revolve if it's flat? /sarcasm/
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You are deep into memeing if you get this 29 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Not all of us are assholes! I may not comment very often, but when I do, I try not to troll or stir up shit.
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I guess Uber has a new payment method 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Nothing new. That slogan has been around for decades!
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Types of knives 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Where's the butterfly knife?
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Bit over a year ago, school sword-attack in Sweden 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
That wouldn't be the fault of the gun, but irresponsible parents. You can't put blame on inanimate objects.
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Knife through 22 water bottles 18 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I was also just stating a fact. And I didn't think that the way I stated it sounded butt hurt in any way!
Hero Falcon saves Sleepy Squirrel from falling off deck! 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Why would they only shave one claw? The other claw looks really long and sharp!
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Stress-free station 24 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Yeah, chilling out solves all problems, right? How does it pay my rent or feed my kids? It doesn't.
Kid didn't even have the balls to look her in the eye 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
At least get the picture right. That's an Automatic pistol, not a revolver! Major difference!
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It's unfair 49 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Would the grandfather be happy if the grandson wasn't shot, but instead helped beat the s*it out of the homeowner? The kid broke the law by breaking into someone's home while carrying weapons. Did he really expect to just walk in and out without some kind of confrontation? I don't think so.
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This important disclaimer on a container of cotton candy 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Who sells cotton candy in a jar?
Sea lion taste test 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Sea lion gives head!
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In 4 states at once 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Don't for get the most populated state, the state of Confusion!
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When your friend gets in a relationship 24 comments
guest · 7 years ago
"Does she even know you exist?"
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Through the gates of Hell 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Here's a thought: Spend it on whatever the fuck you want. It's your money, do what you want with it. Who cares what anyone else thinks?
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A+ tweet 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
No, people thought Cinnabon was insensitive about her death and tried to use her death to sell their cinnamon rolls.
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Makes sense 14 comments
guest · 7 years ago
What would you expect if it got hit by a melon?
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Screw that Woodchuck 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I'm just gonna say, it's gonna be a Lowe number.
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Best date. 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Your welcome.
I'll say this to my dad! 14 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I wonder how many video games Charles Manson and Jack the Ripper played when they were growing up?
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Amazing self control after 5 years 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Repost. Original post stated printer was used for five years , or something like that without removing protective film.
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Not the vegan again 18 comments
guest · 7 years ago
PETA should stand for People Eating Tasty Animals!
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