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Love a girl who listens 22 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I understand, and I just LOVE a good woman.
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Where assholes meet 15 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Parking spots are too small because of greedy design specifications. If someone parks a big truck or an expensive car over 2 spots then why throw a tantrum? It's not like you had that spot reserved, it would have been taken anyway. People act crazy over having to walk an extra 50 feet. It's pathetic.
Anti-vaccination movements need to stop now 16 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Stupid millenials would eliminate the Bill of Rights if they were told that it kills babies and polar bears. Idiots can't read a map but will act like they graduated medical school and can dictate what's best for us and our children's bodies.
Dear Female Staff 19 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I just dump in the urinal, win-win
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Weight-loss Transformation Comp 21 comments
guest · 7 years ago
...but why is he butt-ass nake?
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Rest in peace 38 comments
guest · 7 years ago
....and sane inhabitants
Dude I went to high school . 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Their kids are gonna be straight up Rennaisance...total poet's with Ph.D's in mathematics and astrophysics but make time to cook gourmet dinners every night. That's dope.
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How idiots create traffic 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Tailgating and wreckless stupid people cause ALL traffic problems
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Damn it feels good to be a Gangsta 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Bobby Smalls the magical negro
1 final down, 4 more to go 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Serve that cringy s*** right up next Thanksgiving!
Why do we have a word for this but not for the day after tomorrow 13 comments
guest · 8 years ago
"Formal Humorous", splendid
Certainly, undoubtedly, absolutely 14 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Unless the condom breaks
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Friend experienced this problem 12 comments
guest · 8 years ago
It means MyMathLabs is a sh** program. It's marked my answer wrong and then gave my exact same answer as the right one...several times!
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the staff watching Obama congratulate Trump more likely 113 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Smug little cunts aren't they.
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Thanks, obama 16 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Thanks for the: bloated bureaucracy; stifling debt; decimated military; open boarders; suffocating economy; despotic wealth transfers and executive fiats; destruction of individual liberty; arrogant mandates; championed hostility toward America's Constitutional mooring; and de-unification of the American citizenry and its allies. Thanks a ton.
Fascism, Statism, Communism, Marxism, oligarchy, tyranny, you know...it's all just pretty groovy isn't it kids? If you can just ignore all the endless historical accounts of suffering, torture, death, and mind control, then the pursuit of collectivist utopias are just the coolest. Just keep idolizing your despotic rulers, you will be rewarded alright.
Idiot challenges a bull moose 3 comments
guest · 8 years ago
That's rad.
The difference between american and australian politicians 17 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Come and get 'em f***ers. We're ready.
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Not okay man 10 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I'd have pinched his cheeks and gave him noogies