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You Don't Need To Believe 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
That's an awesome quote (if it's even real) but he also said that he won't lift the ban on female priests, so he's not all goodwill and sunshine...
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Free speech 19 comments
guest · 7 years ago
This is more relevant today than ever before. Thank you for posting it, OP.
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Selective service 75 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I'm guessing that guest is just not a native speaker. I kinda know what they mean, though, and they actually don't raise a bad point...
Selective service 75 comments
guest · 7 years ago
You know that draft ≠ voluntary conscription, right?
Biggest quest 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Where tf did they get the money for it?
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Selective service 75 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Unfortunately, that won't happen. Demografically, Trump voters are more likely to be old (retired) people rather than other candidate voters/non-voters. So yes, that war WOULD be fought by "fruit cakes" (I'm guessing that's a slur for gay people?), because Trump voters would be sitting at home in front of their TV, proudly waving the flag while sipping beer bought with state money while the "stupid libtard fruit cakes" would be fighting for a ruler they oppose.
Don't get me wrong though, the situation would be equally bad if Clinton won, only it'd be Trumpets rioting/crying and Hillary supporters laughing at them, the exact opposite of what it is now.
Dafuq did I just read 37 comments
guest · 7 years ago
@gloriouslypurposed implied they look inbred you fucking mcnugget.
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Do any of you have interesting scars? 89 comments
guest · 7 years ago
When I was in 2nd grade elementary school, we went outside to play because it was snowing. A classmate had this flat plastic snow sled thing. But it's not that he'd use it for actually sliding down the hill! He decided to throw it at me for some reason (he was a very, very slow kid, borderline mentally underdeveloped, so maybe that's why). I had to get stitches and I still have cute little a scar on my lip, and I count myself very lucky because if that thing didn't hit my lip but for example an eye, it might've blinded me in that eye.
You're not fooling anyone you handsome little miscreant 26 comments
guest · 7 years ago
You don't have to be american to be a dumbass.
When you just hate all the people 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Same. Maybe even take scissors and cut it off.
I totally understand the burglars 13 comments
guest · 7 years ago
If I was a thief I'd totally steal books though. Especially college textbooks, and I'd copy them and put them online for all the poor students.
You're not fooling anyone you handsome little miscreant 26 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Oh i see, another "Obamuh is bad and he's Kenyan and he'll take my gunnnns." Republicunt. How cute.
True 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Going to a nightclub to have fun with friends is okay. Going to the nightclub alone with the sole purpose of hooking up with a stranger may lead to big problems.
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I totally understand the burglars 13 comments
guest · 7 years ago
(Were)
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I totally understand the burglars 13 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Pretty sure those are DVDs.
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I just thought everyone knew how to do this 15 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Well, you definitely shouldn't comb your hair when it's wet. It breaks and tears your hair. As for the twisting, I don't know. It seems safer to gently twist your hair than for example put it in a ponytail cause the band can break your hair a bit. And it's definitely better than blow-drying because the heat and air current fuck your hair up a lot, apparently.
You're not fooling anyone you handsome little miscreant 26 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Cause Obama can actually run a nation.
There are two types of people in this world 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Yup, the person did it wrong. Gotta realize that the other side sees the messages as mirrored.
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You're not fooling anyone you handsome little miscreant 26 comments
guest · 7 years ago
What a bully.
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All they wanted was some cheese 16 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I thought it was a joke at first
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Lock your doors, people 12 comments
guest · 7 years ago
With European-style door you don't even have to lock it to ensure nobody gets in. Idk why aren't these a thing all over the world.
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they had it coming 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
(Different guest here) @guest At age 2, 3 or even 4, yeah throwing a fit is kinda normal. At age 8, however, it indicates either bad parenting (which is probably this case) or mental underdevelopment of the child's brain (which might also be the case here along with bad parenting but we might never know).
As far as personal stories are concerned, my parents always say I was a very calm and nice kid, and I still try to keep my cool in stressful situation and it never happened that I'd snap. So take your lecture elsewhere, I know where I stand.
Although I have to admit that this guy's "revenge" was probably worse for the cashier than the bratty kid and its dumbass mom.
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Part of our history 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Running to the West makes 100% more sense historically...why did you guys think she ran to the East? @trustnthngmulder @guest
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Barbara has no chill 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Barbara the Basic.
Window XP in this time 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
It's autumn what'd you expect
I want to be friends with that grandma 26 comments
guest · 7 years ago
>it's rude to speak to your family member in your own language when the country speaks English
>"If went to Mexico I'd speak English cause I can't say a word in Spanish lololol"
I bet you're one of these people who get mad when everyone doesn't automatically speak English in a foreign country, aren'tcha?
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Listen to your kids 63 comments
guest · 7 years ago
It must feel good to be such an empty husk.
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Little did they know 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Women over 20? What is he, a pedofile?
(Yes I get the point of the post, but saying over 20 just sounds sketchy and all.)
Horse dude 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Man, Bojack Horace Mann is such a good show.
Useless fact for the day 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Idk to me it seems that some mysterious person is giving her a flower & killing him. Because her hand would be in an unnatural position of it was actually her holding the flower.
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Because Logic 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
And his first name literally means "rabbit". Much creative, wow.
They have nothing to worry about 16 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Funny, I suggested this exact same thing a while back on this very website and got called a "fascist pig" for "wanting to take away people's right to vote".
Anyway yes, I agree, but here I suggested a medical test because
a) the chance it will be rigged/biased is smaller because it's just about biological facts and brain activity,
b) people who are totally clueless about politics but desperately want to vote because they're so sure their opinion is right even though they know nothing sbout the topic (aka about a half of the population or more) would protest a knowledge test, not so much a medical test.
They have nothing to worry about 16 comments
guest · 7 years ago
The point is you can trust an 80 year old's judgment about as much as one of a 16 year old, because the human brain slows down and gets stuff mixed up when you get old, even if that person doesn't have dementia. The fact that this happens completely annuls the experience factor, which is why we should be careful with letting old people vote. Maybe only if they pass a medical examination that would test their ability to think clearly and decisionmaking?
What 19 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Oh yeah. Guys who get all offended and angry when you see through their obvious attempts at flirting are the funniest.
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They have nothing to worry about 16 comments
guest · 7 years ago
And often dementia.
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Spirit animals 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
So, ever since I saw the photo I was always wondering, is the white curly party dog really like that? Because it really looks like they photoshopped human eyes onto it, you usually can't see the white of dogs' eyes.
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Powerful magic 13 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Multitasking science wizard for president 2020
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Dapper af 17 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Is that a labracorgi?
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This post is gold 4 comments
guest · 8 years ago
This post is gold
But this joke js old
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Alien Varieties 18 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I think the point in many sci-fi pieces is that aliens have achieved such a high level of technological and sociological/political advancement that they are united, unlike humans.
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Hi officer I just witnessed a murder 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I love how the first commenter's username is i8dat. Probably a feminist.
That moment you saved the game before fighting the final boss 3 comments
guest · 8 years ago
That picture's making me extremely anxious.
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The WIFI story 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Take*
The WIFI story 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I'll that Shit that never happened for 500
The man, the myth, the legend 9 comments
guest · 8 years ago
What an awesome dad.
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Well said - racism 23 comments
guest · 8 years ago
A healthy person pushing a disabled person's chair away so he could use the lift first is probably the lowest low I've ever read about.
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Never give up on your dog 9 comments
guest · 8 years ago
That's awesome. I always thought animals have a more auditive memory/response to commands. But I guess it makes sense that they watch gestures, after all we often open our hand when say "paw" and do a downwards motion for "sit" or "lie down" command without realizing it. I even taught my grandma's dog to put her paws up at a gun-like gesture and I don't even have to say "hands up" anymore. Then again the dog only does it when she knows there's food to be given, that little clever bastard.
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Good Guy Dentist saves Eagle 12 comments
guest · 8 years ago
OOOH YESSS. Winry would love it.
He sure loves that flag 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Better than his wife no doubt