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My skeleton can kick your skeleton's ass 52 comments
guest · 7 years ago
But won't a bone get stronger after being broken and then grown together again?
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I love mindf*ck ideas like this one 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Joke's on you, I become like the fictional characters I like the most.
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Azusa really knows how to compliment guys 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
It's so sharp she could cut her hair with it if you catch my drift.
what the f*ck is this 27 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I think so. If I remember correctly communismkills posted funny, accurate but not too bashing (like she always raised a good point, it wasn't just shit talking) anti-feminism and anti-SJW comics. Tumblr decided to doxx her (blackmail/annoy her boss so much he had to fire her).
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THE TRIGGER LEVELS ARE REACHING MAXIMUM! 71 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Right winger: "we're anti-SJW!!!!"
Also right winger: *posts stuff about "boo hoo don't bully me"*
I totally agree with not bullying someone based on their political view but I just find it funny that if it was about the left, there would be right wingers calling the OP a pussy SJW.
what the f*ck is this 27 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Is that communismkills (judging by the smudged name)? I thought they doxxed her.
So disney lied to us? 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
If you honestly believed the Disney version and didn't know better, you need to start reading, fam. I thought the fact that it didn't have a happy ending was commonly known.
You eating again? 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Cause someone asked her if she's eating again.
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Why type of sleeper 59 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Lion...but my boyfriend is a wolf. Watching movies late at night gets my sleep cycle all confused.
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Unique Beach view 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Ikr. The graphics in the game are so beautiful.
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I think I've found the dumbest man alive 58 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Ah yes, the pink tax. The latest feminist issue which has been debunked even before it became a thing. I know that one.
This brilliant idea should become a thing 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
This is exactly why there are so many violence problems in the US. Dude in the post just proposed a way to deal with an attacker quickly, efficiently and without killing them (emphasis on the last point). But you suggest giving an actual weapon to every teacher instead? This is for example why there's so much cop violence, because for some reason you guys are taught to escalate conflicts instead of de-escalating them. You shouldn't use lethal weapons and aggressive physical force to deal with a (potential) threat! Not because US cops or teachers are unreliable (in fact most people react badly when in such a stressful situation) but because having a lethal weapon as the only method of self-defence at hand just won't prevent casualties, it will create more. So maybe giving teachers pepper sprays or something like that would work, but not real weapons.
Also matthewg makes a good point about training the teachers and so on.
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I think I've found the dumbest man alive 58 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Tampon tax?
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f*cking savage 12 comments
guest · 7 years ago
@redial I'm not American, no. I'm just educated about BMI. She looks like she's within the healthy limits, and I think health is all that matters, preferences or no. Being under BMI 18 is just as bad as being over BMI 25, and the fact that some guy prefers thin chicks won't change a thing about that.
Furthermore, she's a manager, that means she's probably under a lot of stress which can cause overeating or just a messed up metabolism (it's called psychosomatic symptoms if I remember correctly, basically your mind is so stressed your body starts acting up). I'm not saying that excuses her fully, but compared to, say, someone who cleans toilets in a supermarket, she probably has more responsibilities and thus more stress.
On vacation and this beauty shows up 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I doubt it. Look at the price tags – a bottle of liquor costs 6.85, so the displayed currency's most likely Euros.
There are lots of absinthe shops in Prague, though. Tourists buy it cause they can't get it at home, I guess.
Never forget 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Well, he deserves no less for being a cheater.
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Needless to say I will not be having sex 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
@other guest huh, I didn't know that. Maybe not all guys do though, some are selfish and just want to cum and then toss you away. But again being on top doesn't literally make you soft because of the composition of muscles.
For those of you who haven't seen it(trust me, it's golden): 20 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Saw it a while ago, still don't understand what the fuss is about. I find it neither funny nor catchy...
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Oh notch 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I find it hard to believe JonTron would say that WWII was avoidable. The historical/political context was quite obviously saying otherwise.
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The cat cafe in melbourne 24 comments
guest · 7 years ago
There's one in Prague as well! I don't know if they let people adopt cats, but the cats they have there used to be shelter/stray cats, so it's really nice of them that they gave those kittens a new home.
Needless to say I will not be having sex 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Contracting vaginal muscles is some work too, though. Not as much as thrusting I guess, but if a girl can contract her vagina well, you won't even mind being always on top. When we're on top, contracting our vagina is near impossible since we have to flex a bunch of other muscles as well. Imagine if you literally had to focus on keeping your dick hard, then it wouldn't be so easy being on top.
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But what is a man? 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Ah yes, the child just showed gender stereotypes the middle finger. I like it.
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This is amazing holy shit 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
So it was wrong when a woman talked as honestly as a man did. I'm not surprised, 18th and 19th century people were fucking fundamentalists when it came to gender roles and stereotypes.
Apple event 2017 predictions 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Yeah because Apple totally invented wireless charging. It tooootally hasn't been around for over a year.
Fucking Apple. The saddest thing is that these monkeys (including my Apple-fanboy father) will buy this shit.
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This mistake has lasted too long! 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Same goes for sociology. But Comte mixed lating and greek roots on purpose cause he wanted to be a special snowflake.
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Ayy lmao 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
"Tremendous, believe me."
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Vegans be like 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Also Voldemort. Coincidence? I think not!
Dad jokes gone too far 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Girls who call their bf daddy make me cringe to hell and back. Why do they do that? Daddy issues?
Nice joke tho.
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Vegans be like 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Found the vegan
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PETA to the rescue 11 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Playing spot the vegan is much funnier because when you proclaim you found one, they get super butthurt. Must be the lack of proteins.
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Ayy lmao 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Whenever he does the "WRONG" thing, you can bet he's lying.
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PETA to the rescue 11 comments
guest · 7 years ago
My food eats your food, and when my food's dead, I put some of your food on it to make it better. Your food's a weak ass bitch.
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haha get rekt u ass 12 comments
guest · 7 years ago
*coughs* Arkham Knight *coughs*
Fly like a Seagull... 13 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Fly like a butterfly, sting like a FUCKING SHARK OH MY GOD EVERYONE RUN
Babies 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I think some older ones can be cute because they already have hair and smooth skin and cry less. Younger babies, especially newborns, are just ugly wrinkled constantly shrieking potatoes.
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Rekt 21 comments
guest · 7 years ago
She looks like the maximum eye wideness setting in the Sims.
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Babies 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Yeah but the point is when a kitten or puppy mews/barks because of discomfort, it's still cute. When a baby cries, it's annoying and gross. So puppies and kittens are cute 100% of the time while human spawns are cute about 25% of the time when you're lucky.
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Doggo needs some love 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Dogs are so precious.
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2k16 jokes 12 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Why the downvotes? I just recommended a cool youtuber...
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f*cking savage 12 comments
guest · 7 years ago
She's not that fat though. I understand that everyone has preferences but I wouldn't consider her fat, more like chubby. It's definitely still within the healthy limits, but extremely skinny and extremely fat is unattractive because it's unhealthy.
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2k16 jokes 12 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Ah yes, Undoomed. He makes really cool anti-SJW videos, you guys should check him out.
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Best Cosplay I've ever seen 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Hahaha yes, Czech footballers are the best cosplayers. If you're wondering why is the guy on the left (Petr Čech) wearing the weird headwear, it's because he had an accident some years ago as a result of which he had to undergo a surgery in which they implanted a piece of metal in his skull. He has to wear this silly hat-mask to prevent further injuries which could even be deadly for him.
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A different kind of skull drawing 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Huh, this reminded me a lot of the Civilization: Beyond Earth cover. Maybe it's because hexagons are nowadays considered the ultimate futuristic design.
This might be even better than the Sharkboy and Lavagirl wiki 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I literally don't remember that character being in the movie. It's been so long since I saw it.
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Dual wedding cake 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Hey Iron Man, why the long face?
Almost unbreakable 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
It's actually easier if you pull the inner tail, not the outer one.
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So that's where they come from 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
"Another one...another one...and another one."
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Gorgeous steampunk laptop 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Ubuntu though?
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I do NOT recommend doing this! 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Same if you kick them lightly between the legs. Works only on a half of the population though.
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What would I do without you, oh brother of mine? 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Well, her lips DO have a pomegranate-ish colour.
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