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Don't hate! 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
She stopped to put glasses on.
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She Does What She Wants 13 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Oh na na, where's ma house
Upgrade flash drive 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
The only superhero who didn't fuck up and kept his identity a secret.
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How to do a perfect robbery 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
What does 'MFW' mean?
Ummm.. Yes mom ? 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
(' - ') (._. ) (._.) ( ._.) (' _ ')
What man do for p*rn 17 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Personally, I've surpassed the point of trying to hide the fact that I'm watching porn. Before I start, I usually put up a sign like, "pettin' my cat" (I don't have a cat) and then get down to business.
Yeah just dont be that person. 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Friend or foe, it always irritates me when poeple ask. I took the time out of my day to the work for my grade and you're pretty much just piggy backing me for an A.
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Damn you tesco!!! 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I also count the inch before zero when measuring things like that.
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l!ek t0tali3 21 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I tried to use chatroulette and I couldn't understand what anyone was say and gave up.
(ps. anyone know what ATL means?)
.-. I wouldn't be popular 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Arrested for public indecency.
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procrastinating 16 comments
guest · 6 years ago
and then you skip a day of school hoping to do finish the assignment before a class starts only to end up play games all day.
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US Navy Seal training in Kodiak, AK 15 comments
guest · 6 years ago
The boots make him look like an average joe which makes what he's doing and where he's standing just that more bad ass.
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About that air in your bag of chips 14 comments
guest · 6 years ago
What if I told you you only need so much nitrogen air before the chips start reverting to potatoes
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Meanwhile in a parallel universe 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
It makes me happy that someone took the time to make this.
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Emergency! 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
THERE ARE FISH DROWNING IN EVERY OCEAN AND RIVER AS WE SPEAK!!!
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Tumblr's view on life 22 comments
guest · 6 years ago
So technically.. I'm 18?
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Tumblr's view on life 22 comments
guest · 6 years ago
And sheep in germany think in german.
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Ask FunSubstance a Question 542 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Is there a way to change usernames? I made one in the heat of a moment and I've regretted it since. It's too embarrassing to even comment with it.
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Every time I clean my room 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
*Curls up with laptop in one corner of the room and doesn't move for 3 hours*
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Heard you were talkin' shit 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I hate when the punchline is in the title. It takes something away from the funniness of it.
This dude is figuring it out 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I thought smh was short for something
When it gets down to it 26 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Thank you. People are always trying to blame the victim for rape when that isn't the case. I can wear baggy clothes, go to church everyday and always be home by 7pm, but it can still happen.
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Just some stuff from my dashboard 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Oh My God. I saw the pictures. Will Smith actually has another son.
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Tragic story #2 19 comments
guest · 6 years ago
When I was younger, I had thoughts of suicide. The only thing that prevented me from following through was the thought of all the books I wouldn't be able to read and the series I'd never finish.
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They look so happy <3 23 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I must have went to the wrong school because I knew about most of these things before I even got to middle school.
Jayden smith. Much philosophical. So wisdom. Wow 45 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Why does he capitalize the first letter of every word???
The most unique girl in the universe 54 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I almost drowned in the sarcasm
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Taste That Diabetes 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
This.
Just shoot already! 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
*gotta
I can feel your breath on the back of my neck 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I can feel your breath on the back of my neck
So true 16 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I always thought it was more about confidence.\
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Wensday 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I wrote it like Wensday up until 7th grade when I was told you can't sound out all words.
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Don't just ignore texts and disappear 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
imgur.com
Awwww yeaaah 243 comments
guest · 6 years ago
OH MY GOD! What is it?!! I don't have an account and I can't see it. Why won't anyone just say what it is?
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As a guy who grew up poor, with parents who can't afford to do it themselves 32 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I'm 16 and work a part time job. I'm trying to save up so that the money for basic living expenses when I get to college. I live in a low income family so what's been happening is that every time I get my check, my Mom asks for money over and over again until I'm left with what a fraction of what I had, yet whenever I try to refuse her she brings up the fact that she raised me and gave me everything she could..etc until I feel guilty and give it to her anyway. She doesn't even use it for things she needs, she buys cigarettes, clothes, and so on. I don't know how to avoid giving her money. Somehow this has become a confessional. Does anyone have any suggestions on how to stop it?
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photo bomb level: celebrity 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
What're you talking about. It's the couple that's photo bombing Zach.
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The gamer's stigmata 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Yesssssssss
A homeless man saw this piano on the street and went to play it... 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Am I the only one who starts clicking on random links after the video is over until you've spent an hour watching cat videos?
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"long live the king.." 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Cat 1: I'm not sure I can do this.
Cat 2: C'mon man, you got this.
Cat 1: You sure?
Cat 2: Of course. Would I lie to you?
Cat 1: Okay, here goes...
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Huge arms 23 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I'm just gonna say it... his fingers are bigger than my male genitalia.
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Because logic 16 comments
guest · 6 years ago
On a completely random note... I love cooking mama.
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Give me a piece 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Where can I but this?
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Bees get bigger 23 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I love how so many of the voice actors faces match the cartoon character. It's like they were meant to be.
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Owl means business 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Me when I was younger and my mom would try to cover my eyes when someone in a movie started getting it on.
Smart 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Am I the only one who thinks he was serious at first and then changed his mind when he heard about the thousand dollar watch...
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Creepy smile 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Just choked dinner all over my computer... worth it.
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Feet are seats, right? 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
sorry. ^^ writing wirh one hand.
Feet are seats, right? 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
omg. At first I thought there was just glued fluff to her flip flopd
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What do you do 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
you can blame it all on me
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Aliens 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
They're dead fucking serious.