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Compilation of teacher posts 4 comments
guest · 10 years ago
The cardboard teacher is what killed me.
They can get pretty weird 32 comments
guest · 10 years ago
It may just be me, but I would have found this post to be funny even if the race had been reversed as well. As long as the circumstances were funny enough and I'm black. I also don't see the harm in making jokes about other races based on stereotypes, as long as it's not done with malice.
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Just a reminder to all fs users 11 comments
guest · 10 years ago
You're just a waste of the universe.
Another reason to be sad 12 comments
guest · 10 years ago
It's always been my dream to use all of the ink in a pen, but I always lose them before I can.
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favorite activity... 8 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Is her name nothing?
9 flavor sandwich 10 comments
guest · 10 years ago
This is my first time seeing this post so if you could just stop assuming this site revolves around you, that would be nice
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But I haven't even started yet 6 comments
guest · 10 years ago
11 days worth of french homework, 3 pg research paper, 4 short essays, 2 class journals, and a 3 pg midterm review packet all due tomorrow. I just baked a batch of chocolate cookies and am now on funsubstance...... it's too late for me.
Serious math problem 18 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Because, Nina can wear the fuck whatever she wants.
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He came prepared 8 comments
guest · 10 years ago
And the people wearing baseball caps
Can't really argue with this o-o 7 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Not to be rude, but I don't give a fuck about some words slapped onto a piece of paper in a book in comparison to the choice of another human being about whom they want to love and marry.
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I didn't want google+ 2 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I don't want to change my Youtube user name. I spent a good hour thinking it up and now every time I log on to it, Google+ is there trying to change it no matter how many times I say no. Sometimes, if I haven't been on Youtube in a while, Google+ will automatically change it for me and I just get so frustrated.
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True... 38 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I see what you did there.
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Let the bodies hit the floor 8 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I suddenly have an urge for slim jims
Shit 3 comments
guest · 10 years ago
It's not really that bad considering that most, if not all, of the houses are standing on beams above water. They obviously plan for this to the point that no one really get's hurt.
press the damn b*tton! 35 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Yo Danny Fenton he was just 14 when his parents built a very
strange machine
It was designed to view a world unseen
(he's gonna catch em all cuz he's Danny phantom )
When it didn't quite work his
folks they just quit then Danny took a look inside of it
there was a great big flash
every thing just changed
his molecules got all rearranged
(phantom phantom)
When he first woke up he had realized he had snow white hair
and glowin' green eyes
(((he could walk through walls
disappear and fly
he was much more unique then the other guys)))
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press the damn b*tton! 35 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Danny Phantom reference!!! XD
I love capatcha comics 4 comments
guest · 10 years ago
What's the joke?
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*Amazing Title Here* 12 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Correction: That's an amazing title
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I just do this whenever I see those six lines lined up like that 68 comments
guest · 10 years ago
GUYS!! I just realized that funsubstance upgraded the scrolling bar!
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the pencil and the eraser 40 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Pencil: But no matter how many of those capped erasers I put on, at the end of the day, none of them amount to the original. To you.
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Punpunpunpun 6 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Yeah I lift. Lift that spoon of ice-cream to my mouth!
You can breathe underwater dude 5 comments
guest · 10 years ago
More like, "On your mark.. Get set.. No
What not to do before a fight 7 comments
guest · 10 years ago
The longer I watch, the funnier it gets.
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wut 11 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Bird nest
Church Sign Fight 40 comments
guest · 10 years ago
All rocks go to heaven.
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If we hold on together 13 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Don't forget that the male otter will often drown the baby seal before or during the process of raping it and then continuously come back to rape it's body until it's too decomposed to do so.
-The More You Know
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I Just Realised it's ODDparents not GODparents 18 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Did you know the characters in '"Danny Phantom" are the same as the one's in "Fairly Odd Parents", just grown up?
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Oh andy 7 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Does Kim Kardashian gets royalty payments whenever someone buys her sex video?
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Enough said 10 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Hairspray 2?
We're all pure evil 15 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I've always loved the smell of fresh cut grass, yet... I suddenly feel dirty..
Dat animation 19 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I suddenly have the urge to see every Disney movie rewritten and screened in CGI, starting with Aladdin
Scumbag brain 13 comments
guest · 10 years ago
My favorite movie is.... umm... ABC's?
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Super suit 12 comments
guest · 10 years ago
(The bulge, look at the bulge)
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i know it's supposed to be FUNsubstance, but everyone needs to hear this 63 comments
guest · 10 years ago
This is an add on, but I remember when I was being bullied by my classmates constantly to the point of tears. Ridiculed everyday, jumped, my things stolen. I never told anyone, but I was never able to get over it and after I graduated things didn't get better. Because after being bullied like that for so long I began to turn on myself and to wonder what was wrong with me. One day I got the courage to tell my Mom about what was going on. That I cried nearly everyday, was depressed, and had thoughts of suicide. She brushed me off and told me that it probably wasn't that serious since I wasn't cutting or physically harming myself. At the time, I assumed she was right and tried to ignore it, but later realized that it was serious and for her to tell me I needed to be cutting myself to prove I felt this deep sadness and helplessness was wrong. What I'm trying to say is that while even the smallest cut could hold immeasurable amounts of sadness, the skin without scars can have just as m
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Kid is smarter than the teacher 35 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Questions like that shouldn't be allowed in schools teaching children. What happens when they're in college taking another class and the professor starts a discussion about the beginning. Is she going to stand up God? School is preparing you for further education and I can't imagine what type of school is going to take these sorts of answers and consider accepting you. *End rant*
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Friends: People who you can always count on. 6 comments
guest · 10 years ago
(While secretly dying a little inside.)
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Jamaican minion 5 comments
guest · 10 years ago
...combined. I feel ya.
Girls need to remember this 38 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I'm 16 and have never worn make up. I tried to use eyeliner a friends eyeliner, but I didn't know what to do with it and poked my eye out.
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Well that ruind my hopes and dreams 21 comments
guest · 10 years ago
If the light was still hitting you, then you wouldn't really be invisible, you'd just be a human shaped chamilleon who adapts so that anyone who looks at you doesn't see you. This is what I imagine invisibility as.
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Title of Post 6 comments
guest · 10 years ago
One day a chicken was ovulating unfertilized eggs and someone came along and decided to crack open one of these eggs and eat it.
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Title of Post 6 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Who was the first to say, lets see if humans can drink the liquid coming from that cow tits.
Sooooo lucky 25 comments
guest · 10 years ago
*panties fly across the street*
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There are things money cant buy 9 comments
guest · 10 years ago
*the* batman
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Thanks, body parts 9 comments
guest · 10 years ago
My sphincter, for taking care of the bull shit
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Karma tower 15 comments
guest · 10 years ago
An eye for an eye makes everyone blind.
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Or she 18 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I did not see that coming.
I don't believe in gravity 15 comments
guest · 10 years ago
In Texas they teach creationism in schools. You won't even find a single sentence on evolution. It's not always just because of a religion, some people really just don't know.
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