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'God Forbid' people aren't bored out of their minds in church (get what I did there?)

It would appear my girlfriend is really a swarm of bee's, then.

I'm 5'9", the average height, but always feel short

"Wot in tarnation"

#Only-in-Kazakhstan!

Wasn't Kryptonian Society based around Science and Innovation? I'm pretty sure

Goat bowling

This Spider writes software on it's sparetime, confirmed. (It uses the Net! Ba-dum-tish!)

Tesla was born in 1856, and Kim in 1980, there's a 124 year difference

That looks suspiciously like James from Funhaus...

«Speech increased to 100»

It's a Ricktatorship

They look like Pepe's eyes

I learned the Cyrillic alphabet ages ago, but спасиба, Товарищ

#19 is stupid, just use regular square boxes

I feel like this is CIA multi- million dollar espionage and national security equipment, and not something a creep could afford

I get that it would really help the pain... but wtf, imagine the kid learning their mom was schlicking away while being pushed out, not to mention how awkward it'll be when surrounded by doctors and nurses

Mom got booty

You could still restrict bloodflow and oxygen supply to your brain with a noose, though

Imagine the amount of sex you could have in one night with all her personalities tho

Whatever happened to Innocent until proven guilty? You know, the foundation of Modern criminal proceedings?

But it's April

$200 headphones are usually way better than $60 ones, it doesn't concern brand name. I got a pair of $200 bose headphones for christmas and they have been phenomenol and have lasted longer than any other pair thatI've had

I always imagine a tarantula is inside the bowl (like in that Australian public toilet gif) and that it will bite my dick

Sounds 800% legit

'cereals'

wtf is this meme, who fucking cares about dipping sauce from McDonald's

I believe its a combination of Solar Cycles affecting the Earth as well as Global Warming.

A danger noodle

The United States of Porn... yes please

I like how the cat looked at it for a solid 3 seconds before freaking out

It makes up for the horrible oppresive government regime

Why is it by a Sea? I thought it was from Czechoslovakia, a landlocked region

Sexy Mexican = Smexican, or Smexy

I though this was one of those cropped out Gay porn memes at first

"Thats where you're wrong...."

'The Butthole Tickling Bandit'

I've no friends, I don't care about that. I'm perfectly happy and chill by myself.

At least it wasn't a Maneater.... (the Jet that sucked in a ground crew operator into it's engine)

She's precious.

I feel like this is still a huge work in progress, where its only theoretical that'll it will fight Cancer and HIV, with only a 20% chande or something. Not hating, just being skeptical. Its awesome if this is entirely true.