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Excuse me? 8 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Exactly! My husband is 8 years old than me and we forget about it all the time as we both have the same immaturity level.
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Good - bad - awful 2 comments
guest · 3 years ago
I second this. My parents were told they wouldn't be able to have children because of the same reason. They had two. And yes, we are definitely my father's children.
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The same with big weddings 18 comments
guest · 3 years ago
I didn't want diamonds, so my husband got me an aquamarine and white sapphire ring set in sterling silver. Less than $100 from J.C. Penny and much more beautiful than most engagement rings I've seen.
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A Trip To The Astral Plane 12 comments
guest · 3 years ago
I didn't hear the Gregorian chant.
His house is burn down. The cat is his only friend now. He is 83 years old 5 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Oh gosh. The feels are coming too early this morning! I want to give them a hug.
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The Bat Tery 4 comments
guest · 3 years ago
My husband's update to the joke:
Robin: What's the ery?
Batman: We have to catch the villian!
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Too close for comfort 4 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Fun story I like to tell: Shortly before my grandpa got married, he was flying a plane. He saw some of his friends at the beach. Naturally he wishes to scare them, so he flies down super low. Got caught in some power lines. He's in a body cast for his wedding.
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3D print your face in snow 3 comments
guest · 3 years ago
I am laughing so hard at this! Oh my goodness! Thank you for spreading such joy.
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Thinking about murder since 12 5 comments
guest · 3 years ago
For DNA, yes, they would need the hair root. However, mitochondrial dna can be tested with the hair shaft. Also what lucky11 stated.
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Perfect cut 3 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Where is this beautiful place?
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I made a ramen hat 12 comments
guest · 3 years ago
That is super awesome! Did you have a pattern or are you just that super talented? Also, crochet or knit? I crochet, but can only follow patterns.
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Who else likes real birds 19 comments
guest · 3 years ago
@castre @cabbage I'm too lazy to sign in, so I guess I can't reply to your comments. Also, for anyone reading this without what some would call a sick fascination, this is a super gross story. My husband is mad I told him. I would have posted a link, but apparently "(content) Cannot contain links." I apologize in advance. I'm guessing this is the story: a guy's GF visits him in PA from FL. He decides to go down on her. It is unusually smelly and disgusting tasting, so he pops a jolly rancher in his mouth. While going down on her, the jolly rancher slips in her. He takes it out with his finger and puts it back into his mouth. Except it's not his jolly rancher. It is a gonorrhea nodule. Which pops in his mouth. Needless to say, much vomiting on his part and cheated with some rando on her part.
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That is very impressive survival skill 12 comments
guest · 3 years ago
As someone who lives near the border of South Alabama, yes, a heck of a lot of wilderness in addition to the Conecuh National Forest.
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Not it! 4 comments
guest · 3 years ago
The red shirts always die
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